Calling into work thicc

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

Dick Grayson | Titans

[captainpunch]

[titanstiger]

I know we haven't talked about it much, but I found what I want for my day collar. If we decide that we want to do this.

this one. I really like the design, and it would be pretty easy to hide. I'd wear something tighter with my suit. We can pick that out later, something to fit it, and go with it. Then there'd be one that went with the chain, and stuff for when you wanted that. I'd be completely collared and yours after the ceremony.

Starscream | Transformers Prime | OTA

[tasked]

Scott Summers | Marvel

[cyke]

[extrasensory_problems]

Wanna come get wet?
[picture image]

Guinevere 'Guin' Davies / OC / OTA

[aimlesswonder]

[OOC: Assumed CR and misfires are fine!]

sanji | one piece

[sanji]

[nichocolatine]

hey
send me a pic of your legs

Pietro Maximoff | MCU

[kurogane]

[webbs]

what can i do to get you to sit still for a bit?

takashi saiki | oc | m/f

[halfdemonbaker]

nikolai lantsov — grishaverse

[parce]

[malyen]

was i not supposed to go through your clothes on the ship
asking for a traumatized friend

Jack Krauser | Resident Evil

[krauser]

Stefan Salvatore | The Vampire Diaries

[rackoff]

[emikaelson]

Should I ask where you have been lately, that you have not been reachable? I thought we had.... an understanding.

Rude | Final Fantasy VII

[dirtyjob]

darcy lewis • mcu • ota

[stemtypeoflady]

Re: darcy lewis • mcu • ota

[deathbeforedecaf]

Just settled in at the tower. What are you up to tonight, babe?

Vesemir | The Witcher: Nightmare of the Wolf

[vesemir]

Klaus | The Vampire Diaries

[asuma]

[emikaelson]

Your girlfriend left her bra in the bathroom last night. Please ask her to take it elsewhere. I do not need reminders of your dalliances.

Toki Wartooth | Metalocalypse | ota 18+

[dethangel]

[misfires fun, kinklist here]

Claire Bennet ∞ NBC's Heroes ∞ OTA

[infinite1ups]

( misfires, crosscanon, assumed CR, shenanigans welcome. )

johnny storm | fantastic four | m/f

[burnwithawesome]

Namor | Marvel

[namor]

Ares | Xena: Warrior Princess

[kuno]

Vee ~ The Owl House ~ F/F or OTA for castmates.

[creepylu5]

sharon carter | mcu

[thepowerbroker]

al rothstein | dceu

[grower]

Angel | Buffy the Vampire Slayer

[angelus]

meryl stryfe | trigun stampede

[fighty]

yakuza au 🔥

[peta]

i have to be frank. i've never met a woman who got off to being choked quite as intently as you do.

sienna shaw | terrifier 2

[daggr]

sorry sorry sorry omfg

[portrayals]

it was good, you know? seeing you today. at the office.

[ yeah, he's a regular barney fucking fife. ]

you looked. REALLY good, by the way.