enya ([personal profile] enya) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2023-05-08 09:22 am

Win them over: easy mode

HOW TO SEDUCE THEM



It's like having a cheat code for winning their heart when you know all of their weaknesses!

How to play.
- We're out of our blank top level era.
- Instead, in the subject line, drop what would make your character character go feral for somebody.
- In come the replies where folks either try to sweep them off their feet or make them feel like garbage for their garbage tastes/
infinite1ups: (: awkwaaard)

Let her feel useful, let her care for you. Also, flattery will get you everywhere.

[personal profile] infinite1ups 2023-05-08 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
robertmontague: (Default)

Wine and dine him. Take him to exotic locations. Make him feel important.

[personal profile] robertmontague 2023-05-08 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
utrecht: (3 | but never take)

Protect him. If he survives, he'll probably love you forever.

[personal profile] utrecht 2023-05-08 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ info. ]
strongestcoward: (Aww man...Feelings and junk...)

Pat his head.

[personal profile] strongestcoward 2023-05-08 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
...I like it!
oftheshadow: (pic#16439696)

love him worship him tell him he’s right and that all his sacrifices are worth it

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faezel: © rosebusts ( dnt ) (🌼 001)

tell her that the flowers she grows look nice. and be tall, probably

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pettymuch: by overpride @ plurk (Default)

Just ask him to.

[personal profile] pettymuch 2023-05-08 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
( Like seriously. He will most likely jump right in. Just expect to be followed around like a puppy afterwards, one night stand or not. )
maltreatment: (pic#13933208)

be nice to her (or be a mean gyaru)

[personal profile] maltreatment 2023-05-08 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The bar is on the floor. ]
noughtmancer: made by Nia @ <user name=hiraethe> (Quentin ♋︎ Long night)

Pat his bum, call him a good boy, and love Fillory as much as he does.

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Edited 2023-05-08 17:03 (UTC)
talentedscavenger: (Modern//Pensive)

[personal profile] talentedscavenger 2023-05-09 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
[well, she isn’t drunk enough enough for the first two but…]

I’ve only read Fillory once when I younger, so I think it’s time to do a re-read.

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dawn_is_breaking: (down laugh)

She's a sucker for witty banter, playful sparring, and good food.

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foulentrophy: (113)

Kick his ass in all out battle or make his siblings like you and youre in

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lyingwitch: (018)

[personal profile] lyingwitch 2023-05-09 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
That seems easy. I'm really good at fighting.

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grower: credit — grower (16365155)

"the way to a man's heart is through his stomach" —that goes threefold for this guy

[personal profile] grower 2023-05-08 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
dawn_is_breaking: (coy)

[personal profile] dawn_is_breaking 2023-05-08 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Nice to see that I'm not the only one who is a 'foodie'.

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veryfond: (040)

Treat her kindly, make her laugh, be good with kids. Literally sweeping her off her feet works too.

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allbedestroyed: (Problem solving)

Bring him on a thrilling adventure with interesting animals and then show any interest in him

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coldblueeyes: (02)

Have big tits.

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coldsong: (Are you sure about this)

Call him a good boy.

[personal profile] coldsong 2023-05-09 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
...Excuse me, this is a gross oversimplification.
drpalmer: (Default)

[personal profile] drpalmer 2023-05-09 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
A bit. But you do appreciate praise.
decibel: all caps from vindagnyr. (Default)

demonstrate respect and appreciation for contracts and accountability. a love of history helps, too.

[personal profile] decibel 2023-05-09 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
likedreams: (aside)

[personal profile] likedreams 2023-05-09 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Will you be giving lectures, or do you just want a conversation partner?

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montilyets: (Default)

being witty and charming helps, not underestimating her, indulging her romantic side

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subject_013: (Master of All That I Survey)

Compliment him! Treat him like the god he (thinks he) is. (Just be cautious touching him, mmkay?)

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knightmoves: (don't get all article on me)

Exist in her general vicinity

[personal profile] knightmoves 2023-05-09 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Now, even I have to object to that...
dotsy: (C)

[personal profile] dotsy 2023-05-10 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Whoa... and I thought I was easy.

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sugaandspice: (11)

muscles + roll your eyes and sigh at his jokes

[personal profile] sugaandspice 2023-05-09 06:52 am (UTC)(link)

be taller than him. have a cute face. be nice. that's it.

[personal profile] blattella 2023-05-09 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
[just hiding his face in his hands he is so pathetic and easy goddamn]
dontdeserve: (Fake smile)

... be not easy to kill, don't chase him away, don't use him to destroy people

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vampdoctor: <a href="https://cupcake-graphics.dreamwidth.org/">cupcake_graphics</b></a> (Default)

Be someone who will absolutely not fall in love with him

[personal profile] vampdoctor 2023-05-09 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ...But secretly he wants them too. Will never admit this though. ]
nagano: (my fingers barely brush them)

Be able to put up with daily, violent harassment from demons and other supernatural or divine beings

[personal profile] nagano 2023-05-09 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
What do you mean that's a valid seduction tactic???

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