Sell me!

[feudalfairytales]

SELL ME YOUR CHARACTER

The Question: Why should anyone want to date/ship with/be in a relationship/fall in love with yours?
The Challenge: Answer that question under the character limit for a Dreamwidth comment subject header.

✱ Comment with your character. In the body of the comment, feel free to either link a picture of your character or leave it blank.
✱ THE CATCH IS THIS! Don't put the usual mumbo jumbo in the subject. Instead, sell us on your character by summing them up in an appealing (or funny, or dumb) way! IE, Bruce Wayne could be "rich Daddy with a love for costumes." Paul Atreides or Luke Skywalker could be "cute space messiah." YOU GET THE PICTURE.
✱ Everyone, including your character, can see the tagline.
✱ Any takers?

Comments

get yourself someone who's a big hunk on the circuit but a small fry in the underworld.

[utrecht]

play with fire, handle the attitude, get a singer/cook/actor who'll die for you

[jelliclerats]

skilled with a sense of humor, big heart behind the sarcasm, will protect you with everything he has

[jadedlynx]

friendly guy who can cook well, will care for you, and smiles a lot

[mommacat]

very good at domestics, the bedroom, can fight, has an adorable daughter, works hard

[buddydaddy]

HBIC that can throw killer parties while still consolidating power for possible world domination?

[thepowerbroker]

[baser]

World domination's a hard sell.

1000+ year old angel-dilf that will protect you or spend the rest of eternity mourning you.

[blamefate]

[mommacat]

You should remember me fondly but move on to find somebody else to make you happy.

[ Says the stranger he's never met. ]

Always up for shenanigans, excellent in the kitchen, she'll fight someone for you.

[infinite1ups]

most powerful and feared man in the world; will rip apart a continent to protect you. literally.

[oftheshadow]

[ ignore the supercilious glower; it’s his customary expression ]

[infernalblood]

Well I haven't heard about you.

by dating a flower fairy, you'll have unlimited access to flowers? which might be useful?? somehow??

[faezel]

[pettymuch]

Are you fit in the palm of my hand tiny? Or is that just made up movie bs?

isn’t too fussed about stuff and knows how to enjoy life, cleans up strays she picks up.

[domitrix]

( black cat and a raccoon, the list grows. )

very good at cleaning, highly trained in self defense, and keeps a level head at all times

[bethorn]

sometimes has a piece of bread that he WILL share with you

[ourlittlenordicangel]

the grunge superhero that disenfranchised millennials have been waiting for.

[batcaged]

[shrikesback]

That is quite the elevator pitch.

A Unicorn transformed into a woman to hide from the Red Bull.

[silverhorn]

Completely new to mortality and all it has to offer!

[pettymuch]

...like the energy drink?

Universe's most adorable absolute monarch.

[transmigrate]

[ ...future absolute monarch. ]

self assigned malewife who can't cook.

[blattella]

[warnya]

Then you kinda suck at being a malewife, don't you?

Ditzy planetary superheroine brings the sailor suit back into style. With save you with love.

[bunnybread]

Always has a jacket to lend you when you're chilly. Can summon fire if the jacket's not enough.

[pettymuch]

thought people with their fingers bitten off was a fashion statement, keeps a positive attitude

[naivecyan]

emotionally constipated half-demon comes with fancy sword skills and bucketloads of trauma!

[darkslay]

the only thing to sell for him is his ability to make children love him and him being loaded

[foulentrophy]

(Love yourselves, avoid this walking red flag.)

will love u even if u turn into a worm - or a monster that ate the world

[amhran]

Doe-eyed cartel enforcer who loves his dad and wants to be a better person

[machonacho]

Family man who can cook and loves to laugh

[sleeplessinchihuahua]