Rate that Taste

[dreamlocket]

RATE THAT TASTE

Post: a picture or description of your character’s crush or significant other. If they don’t have one, tell us their type, ideal gf/bf, or make up a celebrity or fictional crush for them! Headcanon your heart's desires.
Receive: the roasting of everything they hold dear by the heartless masses.

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jang hanseok | vincenzo

[devilspirit]

[ the girl he's hopelessly crushing on and the man he has a deep, all-consuming psychosexual fixation on. ]

[kimchis]

The girl's cute and all, but damn, that dude's one pretty motherfucker.

xue yang • mdzs / the untamed

[bringingdowndisaster]

[ they're his enemies but they're also hot yknow? ]

wen kexing • word of honor

[philanthropistwen]

[ no one is more beautiful than his soulmate ]

[siji]

How embarrassing for you, to show such clarity before a crowd. Are you ill?

milly thompson | trigun ('98 or maximum)

[stungunmilly]

[priest who breasts boobily or tiny insurance agent]

[plantussy]

Excellent taste.

Enterprise (CV-6) | Azur Lane | OTA

[lucky_e]

[Behold a certain, Irish maid! Also a certain crane, I guess.]

[scarlet_devil]

I too, have a fondness for pretty silver haired maids.

hel | original/norse myth | ota

[sinne]

[ her childhood friend who probably looks like someone you know from your universe because i'm here for multiversal weirdness and all the lulz 🤣 it's the long hair and the puppy eyes, okay. teen flavor is erfingja if you'd rather talk with the version of her who'd be adamantly in denial of any attraction whatsoever. ]

cyrus n. kuga | the marginal service | ota

[cokedoctor]

[ what he says is his type

what's actually his type ]

anulis （ASTLIBRA revision）

[jnpw]

[ She loves her man.

... And yes, she totally took the photo while him and his demonic companion were zonked out by the campfire. They just looked so cute! ]

Finn McNamara ▲ Life is Strange 2

[drawl]

[ from wolf cub to hubba hubba. ]

Say one thing I don't like and I'll change your whole life.

oh kangwoo （player who returned 10,000 years later）

[kimchis]

[ Harem protags need a list, so:

1) Sweet, gentle healer with slight yandere tendencies. She's at the tippy-top of the list, because she makes some bomb-ass kimchi-jjigae.

2) Fiery, redheaded guildmaster. She's kind of a massive B, but she's insanely strong and capable and her fashion sense is on-point. Also she gifted Kangwoo a luxury apartment and car.

3) Sultry succubus queen who constantly tries to jump the demon king's bones. Kangwoo's not about to tap that, however, because he is genuinely scared/disgusted by her and her true form which resembles a nightmarish Eldritch abomination.

. . .

4) Skilled swordsman and Earth's savior with a once-in-a-lifetime SSS-Rank attribute. He's included in the list because Kangwoo forcefully enslaved him into being his familiar, and familiars tend to crush hard on their masters. Kangwoo did not react well when he realized this. ]

soundwave | transformers idw | ota

[peacewithouttyranny]

[none in canon. too much of a workaholic too think or care about relationship.

crosscanon memeland though... a normal girl and a fashionista]

Sharon Carter | Marvel 616

[daughterofliberty]

Your man could never.

[widowsdance]

I dunno, I think mine can pull that off as well as other looks, he's versatile

Wynonna Earp | Wynonna Earp | OTA

[pacificator]

Get you a man with a sense of style who knows how to accessorize.

clint barton | mcu

[brandingproblem]

[gosh he loves his wife so much--wait where'd that last one come from]

[vintagecaptain]

She is really pretty.

[holdshisown]

[Feast your eyes upon perfection.]

Emil | NieR Replicant

[ancientweapon]

[ He's just so cool! ]

Abelard 🔥 Three Parts Dead

[everburnt]

[she's a competent babe don't @ him and his priestly repression]

loki odinson | where mischief lies

[annarr]

[tastes that trend from saucy sassy supervillainess to soft sassy nerd to honestly don't talk to him about it so... take a pick]

enjolras | les miserables

[deblayer]

[she ♥ ]

[ourlittlenordicangel]

[ H... he can't read. ]

This is nice... it is a paper with words on it. [ Very fancy wife! ]

ann takamaki , persona 5 ♡

[lovesque]

( her beloved. )

[tfy]

Aha, now that looks appetizing.

gregor | limbus company

[blattella]

[his wife and husband

and his squad wife. he likes them cute and tall ok!!]

[naivecyan]

Touya Kinomoto | Cardcaptor Sakura

[jobcaptor]

(Those associated with the moon.

[tfy]

Those are distinctly different types, aren't they?

[Then, upon closer inspection, he blinks.]

Er, wait... are these two people related, by some chance?

Akihiko Kaji | Given

[autumnprince]

[ Guys or girls with long hair. Please let him brush out your hair. ]

Matt Murdock | Marvel Television

[sine_metu]

[ pick your poison. ]

[brinkman]

Ah, so it's these three that are the troublemakers of your heart?

zhou zishu, word of honor

[siji]

[ Everyone shut up: his wife is perfect and wins. ]