tfln

[gutties]

Gonna need to brush really well in the morning, though.

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[brandingproblem]

Is it her birthday?
Is it MY birthday?
What kind of blue are we talking here?

[hottestofmesses]

It's neither. I gave her a seemingly impossible task, idiot that I am, and she succeeded.

Also it's definitely some sort of electric vibrant blue. And your answer should also be "put me down for no hair dye, we can leave his hair as is".

[brandingproblem]

Has she considered the possibility of half your hair being blue and the other half pink? I think she should consider that for such a job well done.

[hottestofmesses]

I will kill you.

[brandingproblem]

Do it after I get a picture to send to everyone I've ever gotten the phone number of in my life.

[hottestofmesses]

What have I ever done to you to deserve this treatment? You should be on my side.

[brandingproblem]

And break the poor kid's heart? Hasn't she earned her reward as promised by her very tolerant and loving and forgiving and generous father??

[hottestofmesses]

Wow you're really buttering me up here.

Pink or blue. Not split. She has no concept of that idea and I'm not telling her. Pick a single color don't get greedy.

[brandingproblem]

Money's on blue. Which is winning so far?

[hottestofmesses]

Pink. For standard haha affront to masculinity reasons I imagine.

Next time I'm gonna tell her she can paint my nails. I don't know why I went right for "let's destroy my hair".

[brandingproblem]

See, that's boring. Blue clashes with the suit, reactor notwithstanding.

Either way, so long as it's done right, your hair will retain its fluffiness and ruffleability, but you'll have to deal with the color fading into literal bleach blonde after a while.

[hottestofmesses]

She wants to do it. Not the bleach. Which I'll have to let someone professional do. But the coloring part. That way she can "be sure it's real". As if I'd try to trick her.

[Like he wasn't brainstorming ways how to do just that.]

[brandingproblem]

Good to know she's as hands on with her endeavors as her dad is.
Invest in good shampoo

[hottestofmesses]

I'm being punished, clearly.

This is becoming a thing. I can't believe this is turning into a thing. Now I have to do research about bleach and hair dye and shampoo?

What can I bribe you with to make your choice "no dye".

[brandingproblem]

Oh no, there's no bribing this one away. This is a gift.

[hottestofmesses]

I'll remember this. Forever. You realize I'm going to be insufferable about this forever, right?

[brandingproblem]

As opposed to everything else you're insufferable forever about?

[hottestofmesses]

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