fmk: deathmatch

[indecisivesock]

FUCK*, MARRY, OR KILL
a game with a twist



You know the game: now, let’s dabble in a version that’s a little bit unusual.

how to play
○ Do the comment do.
○ Folks line up to say whether they would fuck* (*kiss, if your character's underage or you're not into R-rated dialogue), marry, or kill your guy.
○ Rinse. Repeat. ♾️

Comments

[dyseuphoria]

I wouldn't know anything about that. I'm a nice boy.

[brandingproblem]

Uh-huh. An absolute saint. Nothing naughty in that head of yours.

[dyseuphoria]

Compared to you lot, I'm a choir boy.

[brandingproblem]

Is that a fact. Do most choir boys you know have a history as colorful as yours?

[dyseuphoria]

Well. I'm sure that's normal but I don't remember all of my past so I could be wrong.

[brandingproblem]

There we go, innocence via blackout. Doesn't always work super well as a defense.

[dyseuphoria]

Doesn't change the fact that compared to you guys I'm a nice boy.

[brandingproblem]

I can be a perfectly nice boy when it's called for.

[dyseuphoria]

Come on, that's just your super spy skills at work.

[brandingproblem]

I'm a perfectly nice boy at home!

[dyseuphoria]

Whose home?

[brandingproblem]

Some of us don't have a bunch of homes across the country, Tony.

[dyseuphoria]

I don't know where you live when you're not in the tower with everybody else.

[brandingproblem]

I'm a nice boy when I'm at the home I've got that's away from SHIELD and also you chucklefucks. [(affectionate)] Pretty sure no one expects me to be a nice boy when I'm at work.

[dyseuphoria]

You keep secrets from your best chucklefucks? I am so hurt I have not enough words or tears to express my distress.

[brandingproblem]

What can I say, I'm a spy's spy.

[dyseuphoria]

I don't know how we'll ever recover from this.