fmk: deathmatch

[indecisivesock]

FUCK*, MARRY, OR KILL
a game with a twist



You know the game: now, let’s dabble in a version that’s a little bit unusual.

how to play
○ Do the comment do.
○ Folks line up to say whether they would fuck* (*kiss, if your character's underage or you're not into R-rated dialogue), marry, or kill your guy.
○ Rinse. Repeat. ♾️

Comments

[hailmarys]

Why the hell don't you want to wear the dress?

[ maybe they're both wearing the dress ]

[skelters]

[ clearly thats the only option ]

I already told you, I'd look terrible in one.

[hailmarys]

You think I'd look better?

[ YOU'D LOOK FINE ]

[skelters]

Yeah! At least you don't have... you know.

[ SO WOULD YOU??? ]

[hailmarys]

At least I don't have what? Be more specific.

[ say it so he can destroy your argument ]

[skelters]

... Nevermind.

Come on, Wolfwood. Be nice.

Let's just toss a coin to decide, okay? Since neither of us are gonna back down anytime soon, it seems.

[hailmarys]

Ain’t I bein’ nice? I’m telling ya you’d look fine in a wedding dress!

But fine. If you wanna leave it up to chance, be my guest.

[ you think he doesn’t have a trick up his sleeve for this? ]

[skelters]

And I'm telling you that nobody will laugh at you. You'd look beautiful.

[ come on ]

You got a coin on you?

[hailmarys]

[ vash. come on. he’s got stubble for days and can’t dress himself properly in regular clothes. ]

Yeah, I can think of at least five people who’d laugh.

[ where’s a coin when you need one… nothing in the right pocket, a stick of gum in the left. he’s broke as shit ]

[skelters]

[ LOVE YOURSELF, STUBBLE AND B.O AND ALL. ]

Well, I promise I won't be one of the five!

[hailmarys]

[ YOU LOVE YOURSELF FIRST ]

Yeah, because I’m not gonna do it.

Look, I already got the suit. No need to spend more than we gotta on this, right?

[ if you can call what he’s wearing a suit ]

[skelters]

[ RECORD SCRATCH. ]

Wait.

You were going to wear that to our wedding?

[hailmarys]

Yeah, you got a problem with it?

[skelters]

That suit is disgusting. I'm not going to marry you in that! You're going to taint the memory of it!

[hailmarys]

[ EXCUSE YOU? ]

There’s nothin’ wrong with it! Pants, shirt, jacket. See, it’s all here.

[ maybe it could use a wash, but that’s easy ]

[skelters]

[ YEAH HE SAID IT ]

I'm not marrying a man who wears shoes with no socks.

[hailmarys]

Oh, so if I put socks on it’s fine?

You ever try getting sand outta your socks?

[ he could wear different shoes but WHATEVER ]

[skelters]

Even if you do, it isn't fine at all!

At least I have nicer clothes. You wear the dress.

[ THEY ARE BEING SO DUMB ABOUT THIS ]

[hailmarys]

[ SO DUMB ]

Hey, you don’t even have a suit! You gonna get hitched in that?

[skelters]

Why not?? It's nicer looking than yours, and cleaner too!

[hailmarys]

It ain’t cleaner!

[ well, it probably is ]

No way, you wear the dress, I’ll wear this. Who ever heard of a groom in red? That’s gotta be… a bad omen, or somethin’.

[ he has no idea what he’s talking about ]

[skelters]

That is not a thing!

Besides, it's a nice colour! Better than black!

[hailmarys]

You're supposed to wear black at a wedding!

[ well. the suit, probably. yeah? wolfwood has never actually been to a wedding. ]

[skelters]

But I am wearing black underneath. That still counts?

[hailmarys]

Eh...

We can't both wear black.