almost may texting.

[mllememe]

TEXTING MEME
You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.)

instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Comments

Yelena Belova | mcu | ota

[white_widow]

[bestqualified]

Come have coffee with me.

[white_widow]

Okay. You aren't about to announce you're getting married again, right?

[bestqualified]

Nope. Once was enough.
I just want to see you.

[white_widow]

Good answer.
Pick one of the places that has good baked goods, too.

[bestqualified]

Of course. As if I don't know you by now, нарушитель спокойствия.

[white_widow]

I know. I want to tell the employees I talked about how good their sweets were.

[bestqualified]

We'll make that happen. Bring the puppies, we'll sit out front.

[white_widow]

Ah, I see, I am just the puppy facilitator.

[annarr]

Blood out of lace?

[white_widow]

Is the lace cotton or silk, and has the blood dried?

[annarr]

Cotton, and not entirely. I'd say tacky to the touch?

[white_widow]

Soak it in cold water and hydrogen peroxide.

[annarr]

You're a hero xxx

[white_widow]

ha
you could have gotten that from the internet as well
or any decent drycleaners

[annarr]

The internet is full of contradictions and lies.

Can you take damp things to a drycleaner?

[white_widow]

Fair point.

You may have to pay a little extra, if it is an entire bag of damp things. They won't be concerned about blood, usually, but they may be concerned about mildew.

[superiorhawkeye]

I put your step stool back.
I love you.

[white_widow]

...
What happened?
I love you too.

[superiorhawkeye]

Nothing happened! I never intended to keep it hidden forever, it was a prank, baby.

[white_widow]

well, I didn't think you intended to keep it hidden forever.
but this timing feels suspicious

[superiorhawkeye]

Well, it isn't meant to be.

[white_widow]

I just decided against temporarily raising my floors.

[superiorhawkeye]

What? You were going to raise the floors? Why?

[white_widow]

Well, to trip you up, mostly.