itswhoyouare: (nF6IbfN)

4; back for more snark sorry in advance XD

[personal profile] itswhoyouare 2023-04-29 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Stark, you must be completely shitfaced right now.

Do I even want to know who that text was ACTUALLY supposed to go to?
hottestofmesses: (the scrunch thing again)

[personal profile] hottestofmesses 2023-05-01 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
I am drinking alone which means more for me

But fine

Text rescinded if you're gonna be so rude about it
itswhoyouare: (okay dumbass (.glasses))

[personal profile] itswhoyouare 2023-05-01 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
...what are you drinking?

And sorry.

Thanks... I think?
hottestofmesses: (more sip)

[personal profile] hottestofmesses 2023-05-02 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Scotch that's about a thousand dollars per bottle.

Thanks about taking it back?

Or thanks about saying it?

Or thanks about saying it and then taking it back?
itswhoyouare: (the head tilt (.glasses))

[personal profile] itswhoyouare 2023-05-03 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Sometimes I forget how disgustingly rich you are. I almost had a heart attack reading that.

Thanks about all of the above? I think? I don't even know. I'm too sober for this.
hottestofmesses: (Yeesh)

[personal profile] hottestofmesses 2023-05-04 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
I've got the cure for that if you're going to be less rude about how disgustingly rich I am and use it to your advantage like everyone else.
itswhoyouare: (/sips coffee)

[personal profile] itswhoyouare 2023-05-05 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
And here I thought I convinced you that I'm NOT a gold digger. Or in this for your fame and fancy gadgets.

I should try harder.

But if you're gonna insist, it'd be rude to say no...