tfln

[gutties]

Good ramen, though.

Comments

tighnari | genshin impact | ota

[veardant]

1. I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.

2. I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying.

3. You and the dog were competing for the water dish.

4. I'm so godsdamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.

5. Text him! Modern AUs and misfires welcome.

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[indigently]

do it, and let me watch?

[veardant]

With my bare hands.

[indigently]

...hot.

[ Please don't kill him. ]

[veardant]

Careful, or I might mistake you for a tree, too. You certainly look like one.

[ a skinny golden ginkgo ]

[indigently]

H-hey!

What about me looks like a tree??!

Anyway has it occurred to you that I might actually be being serious??

[veardant]

If you're offering, I'm in no place to turn you down, but.. you might regret it.

[indigently]

[ Why is he nervous all of a sudden?

Oh, right. Because he went from being a shameless flirt to Tighnari asking if he's offering. ]

Uh.

Regret?

[veardant]

[ look don't be a flirt to a horny fox if you're not gonna ovary up and get on with it?? tighnari is a straightforward little bastard. ]

I can get a little rough.

[indigently]

[ It takes a few minutes too long for the reply to come through, because holy shit. ]

Well in that case maybe I should ask if it's occurred to you that maybe I'm okay with that.

[veardant]

I should have known that you would be amenable. You're a glutton for punishment.

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[subscribing]

Then try harder.

( SAGE ADVICE from the sage. get it? sorry, no one invited cyno, you’re right. )

[veardant]

Ah yes, why didn't I think of that?

[ get out!! ]

[subscribing]

( sorry, headphones were on. what did you say???? )

You’re welcome. Glad to be of service.

( asshole. )

[veardant]

[ he'll fuckin poison your wine ]

I can always count on you to be helpful.

Did Kaveh like the flowers?

[subscribing]

( a public servant. )

He scolded me for putting them in an “unflattering vase”

[veardant]

That sounds about right. I'm sure he had Opinions on the overall color scheme.

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[kyalberich]

Agreed. Though I'm not sure I'm the right recipient to your declaration. I suppose you've gotten the wrong number.

[veardant]

Ah, well that's just embarrassing. My apologies.

[ he doesn't need a stranger knowing about his PANTSLESS LIFE. ]

[kyalberich]

None to be embarrassed about, and no apologies necessary. I did agree with you, though I understand the need to keep up appearances.

[veardant]

Hah, well, I'm not so uptight as to be too worried about appearances. I think most of us can agree that pants are much more uncomfortable than no pants.

[kyalberich]

I'm inclined to agree with you, though I could live without chafing when the weather turns warmer over the course of the season. A pair of good, flexible pants provides enough protection from it.

[Truly the most adult conversation.]

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[naivecyan]

I want to be as well loved as a dog, so I thought to mimic its gestures.

[veardant]

Are you going to beg for a bone, next?

[naivecyan]

Will you pat my head if I do ~