THE BIRTHDAY MEME

[ex_cherrybomb869]

da na na na na-na YOU SAY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, da na na na na-na IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOO YEAH
da na na na na-na YOU SAY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, da na na na na-na WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
da na na na na-na I'M GLAD IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, da na na na na-na HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

right, with that out of the way, it's your birthday! There's a lovely party going on, full of cake and balloons and party games! Man, this is like the sweetest party you've ever been to. It's full of those birthday party cliches that six year old you loved. Maybe it's got a Power Rangers theme, wouldn't that be super awesome. Unless your birthday is shit and bad stuff always happens, BUT WHO THE FUCK CARES THIS IS A HAPPY MEME AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME.

prompts if you wanna use them:
one: setting up
Do you think we have enough crepe paper?

two: I'll give that bitch a present, bitches love presents
OHMYGOD IT'S JUST WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED, THANK YOU SOOO MUCH. alternatively wow, socks you shouldn't have. No, really, you shouldn't have.

three: party games!
Pin the tail on the donkey, musical chairs, there are party games and you are going to play them. Maybe you'll even have the coolest party game ever: a pinata, oh man everybody loves pinatas.

four: moon bounce
Man, this must be one of the rich kid's parties CAUSE THERE'S A MOTHERFUCKING MOON BOUNCE, HOLY SHIT MAN THIS IS SO COOL. Geez you haven't been on one of these things in AGES, aw man.

five: wet and wild
THERE'S A SLIP AND SLIDE your inner five year old is going ballistic. Or, maybe the birthday party is held at someone's house with a pool-or maybe it's held at the local YMCA. One thing's for certain, this is a pool party, it's a cool party, it's gas it's a blast it's a splash splash splash.

six: short skirt and a long jacket
Time for cake! (get it? Oh, I crack myself up) But yeah, there's cake. It's pretty sweet cake. I don't care if you're on a diet, this is someone's BIRTHDAY thank you very much, you're gonna have a slice.

seven: cleaning up
Yep, we DEFINITELY used too much crepe paper.

Comments

Fr. Dougal McGuire/ Father Ted/ OTA

[oh_right_yeah]

Hi, it's me again. You're a Ted magnet, Dougal.

[thatlourdesthing]

[OOC: Yeah, so, my vote is for #7. Just because then we can reminisce about all the prompts then! That work?]

Lithuania | Hetalia | ota

[iron_wolf]

britta perry / community

[ftws]

((ooc| aus.))

Rio Morales - Ultimate Comics Spider Man

[morales]

Snow White/Mary Margaret Blanchard | Once Upon a Time

[foundandfinding]

[ OOC fair warning, she doesn't do well on her birthday. ]

[cloaklikeblood]

She knows how much Snow hates her birthday and how much she hates celebrating it. However, Ruby can't just let it pass without giving her something. So, when Snow comes into the diner, she just sits a small jewelry box in front of her. There's no wrapping paper, no card, no fuss.

Ruby gives her a small smile. "I hope you like it." Inside would be a necklace with an oval shaped locket. When the locket was opened, on one side would be a picture of Snow and David and on the other would be one of Emma and Henry.

dawn summers | buffy the vampire slayer

[watcherjunior]

Emma Swan • Once Upon A Time

[sheriffing]

two

[andtrue]

I couldn't tell if my presents or presence was requested. But then I had a better idea.

Marauder Era Gilderoy Lockhart | Harry Potter | OTA

[gildylocks]

Desmond | Assassin's Creed

[visionofthepast]

Toph Beifong / Avatar: The Last Airbender / OTA

[barefootbender]

3 | Party Games!

[pabulously]

And this game we call Pin The Tail On the Rabbiroo!

[Bolin hands Toph a paper tail with a large pin attached.]

Now do a few spins and try to put the tail on the right end of the rabbiroo! And no earthbending or I will make you walk on wood.

Joy P. Buckhead | Odd Nauseam (OC) | OTA

[jackanope]

hazama | blazblue | ota

[snakesuit]

[ it's his actual birthday today, too ]

Jack | Bioshock | invitations to everyone neutral to antagonistic towards the bday boy ♥

[obeyseventually]

[Which one are you celebrating, the one on his passport or the one on his order forms?]

[Either way, Jack really doesn't want to be here. He doesn't like to acknowledge his whole 'age' and 'test tube' thing, but he's fortunately made a lot of good friends who are willing to acknowledge it for him. ♥]

[He's secured to a nice big chair, with a brightly coloured button pinned to his sweater that says 'I'm Five!', and a sparkly paper party hat on his head. He'd be doing a lot more than glaring if 1. he had any EVE and 2. if he wasn't presently gagged.]


[[ooc, Bioshock 2 welcome! And i guess anyone outside of canon who wants to wish Jack a happy birthday. But i encourage anyone from Bioshock to drop in for the celebrations (as long as you don't free him!) 8D]]

well gosh i'm sure these two are BEST FRIENDS but can i tag w/ him anyway

[tribune_rat]

[ Stanley loves a good party, but for some reason nobody invites him to them ever since he had to flood the clubhouse. Oh well.

He likes this one, personally. This one has dinner AND a show!

Speaking of both, he's hanging out in Jack's general vicinity, with a soda in one hand (it is a little kid's party) and a hunk of cake in the other. And he's grinning at Jack as if they're both in on a joke or alternatively just as if he's an asshole (spoilers he is). ]

Kid, I gotta say, you know how to throw a party. When does the, uh, stripper jump outta the cake?

Tohko Amano-Bungaku Shoujo-OTA

[tohko_amano]

Blues/Break Man/Proto Man | Megaman

[whistles_the_blues]

SCREW THIS PLACEHOLDER /SLAMS INTO THREAD

[ignisrosso]

[Kyoko wastes no time in rushing toward the moon bounce, having snuck in when she saw it through the window. She'd heard of these things but never acually got to go on them as a kid. And now's her chance!

Whoever owned this thing was officially the most awesome person ever.

So don't mind the sight of a redhead magical girl bouncing around and squealing like a giddy 5 year old girl. It's really not that bad.]

Anna Dewitt || Bioshock Infinite || ota

[notagnusdei]

[ Spoilers if you haven't played the game, but otherwise... ]

BABYCAKES!

[bookedher]

[ Okay, Anna, it's time for the birthday cake! And don't worry. Your mother asked the local baker to make the cake, so it's all perfect and nice and won't taste like clumps of sugar and butter (your mother has little culinary skill beyond simple soups and overly steamed vegetables. ]

Ready to make a wish, Annabelle?

Henry Pym Jr. / Next Avengers / Alligator Sky

[growbug]

[onlysaneone]

[ Pym, are you trying to sneak in the kitchen while Azari's making your birthday cake again? For crying out loud! You know he'll shoo you out! And then give in when you ask with those big eyes and pouty lip. ]

Jade Harley | Homestuck

[gardengognostic]

Happy birthday :)

Edward Cullen | Twilight

[eddybooboo]

[Hey, it's not every day you turn 105.]

Bella Swan | Twilight

[littlesoft]

[Definitely not.

It's especially strange from someone who tries not to think of birthdays at all, but there it is.]

Ready for your present?

[She's not precisely enthusiastic.]

natasha romanoff (black widow) | marvel cinema

[debts]

[ hey, it's not every day you turn 88. ]

[eddybooboo]

[BECAUSE YOU TOTALLY STOLE MY LINE RIGHT OUT FROM UNDERNEATH ME.

Edward's not sure why he's at this birthday party. Well, other than the fact that Alice had procured invites and had dragged Japser and himself along. Now the two of them were off dazzling the other guests with their dancing skills, and he was currently keeping the birthday cake company for lack of a better activity.

According to the icing on the cake - not to mention the various memories floating through people's minds - the birthday girl's name is Natasha. Idly, Edward wonders if he'll see her in the flesh.]

Reid Garwin | The Covenant | OTA

[garwin]

[His eighteenth birthday means someone here will be Ascending tonight. Won't that be fun.]

Re: Reid Garwin | The Covenant | OTA

[blueeyedflyboy]

_{[Except someone has other ideas. So Reid's just. Pinned against the nearest surface for the moment with Balfour trying to kiss the life out of him. Yes, happy birthday, Reid. He might even give you a little ~present~. If the Ascension doesn't scare the shit out of him, that is.]}

bruce banner | the avengers

[isotopic]

the avengers

[growbug]

Dr. Banner!

[Pym knows he's not supposed to cheer like this, but he's six and he doesn't care, not at all. Dr. Banner is the smartest guy alive and Henry is amazed, constantly, and he deserves the best cake ever.

Even one Henry sort of, maybe, kinda blew up.

Jack O'Neill | Stargate SG-1 | OTA

[sarcasminauniform]

[hi_there_aliens]

[Daniel's got the privilege of clean up duty; it's Jack's birthday, and basically it's a Rule that he shouldn't get stuck cleaning up after his own birthday party.

Right now? The place looks like a tornado went through it. Daniel's got his arms folded, surveying the casualty that's Jack's living room with something like a mix of dismay and grim determination.

Where to start?]

So.... that was fun.

[judging from the way he'd said "fun", 'fun' means 'interesting' and 'interesting' means 'got way out of hand' in Daniel speak]

Theon Greyjoy | ASOIAF/Game of Thrones | OTA

[seabitching]

Moon-bounce--Got more bounce in California...

[igothim]

{Ana was an adult, an ER nurse with a pretty straight shot view of the world. She had had her husband, but that had been robbed from her. So was her life, and her world to boot. When she had finally found a place where she didn't have to run from the living dead anymore? Well, Ana decided that she would let her hair down more. Have more fun. Get into trouble, not play it so safe.

She had a few beers in her currently, and she was feeling happy. Sated, but damn that Moon-Bounce was sure looking like fun. The party she had been invited too, by a friend who has long since fucked off. So, Ana was alone. Putting her beer down, she made her way over to the thing to look it over. People were laughing, squealing, having fun. It was time for her to have some fun too. The guy standing over the thing was nice enough to help the petite, tiny woman up into the thing. As soon as she got inside she could do nothing more than go with the flow as well. Soon, she too was squealing, and bouncing up and down wildly. Man, who was the owner of this party? They needed to be thanked!}

Tyler Simms | The Covenant | OTA

[ourbabyboy]

[Ones 18th birthday is incredibly important. So what do? Well he's seen two of his friends ascend and. Well. It didn't seem to be the most pleasant thing in the world.

Feel free to aim and calm him, of course.]

[garwin]

[Calming him was exactly what Reid was going to do. In Reid's own way, of course, which likely wasn't going to be how someone else would do it. He was keeping track of the time, knew how long they had to go, hell he even had an alarm set on his watch to go off at five minutes till. Yet despite how ready for this, he really wasn't ready at the same time. He'd gone through his own Ascension the year before and he could still remember how it hurt. Now it was Tyler's turn and honestly, Reid was worried about him.

He just didn't come off as worried, as he came up behind Tyler, arms wrapping around his waist as he stood up a bit straighter to rest his chin on his shoulder.]

You scared?