The 'Suddenly, a Boner!' Meme

[milksteak]

THE AWKWARD BONER MEME

There's nothing worse than just innocently hanging out with a friend, acquaintance, or even enemy when someone else decides to join the party.


RULES
1. Post with your character/fandom/preferences. Tag around!
2. Your characters are now enjoying some innocent pass time when Suddenly! One member pops a boner.
3. ???
4. PROFIT

Play it for smut or play it for awkward. Girl equivalents are highly encouraged.

Originally posted by maidm

Comments

Sandoval | Oglaf | whatever, man

[diplomatic_immunity]

[ Innocent?

Passtime?

If you mean Sandoval is wearing a Little Bo-Peep costume which is suspiciously sticky-outy in the front of its ruffles, sure. ]

[gildylocks]

But- but why must I be the lamb? [Sandoval, you've reached an all-time low.]

Dean Winchester | Supernatural

[wayward_son]

[Actually a walking boner anyway, so.]

David Wong | John Dies at the End

[bratwurstcalling]

[sebastian]

[ honestly it's really not his fault at this point this angry little american cunt hates him so much. in moran's mind, he's more than made up for that one ancient disagreement they had with the names mix-up and the beers and that whole lot.

which is why he's just downright perplexed that they've wound up in this little scuffle, dave's hands around his throat, moran trying to shove the skin off of dave's face with his palm. oh, that might have been because he punched dave in the face. whoops. sorry about that. only, not really; the little shit deserved it. moran just can't remember why.

anyway. hands on throat. harsh words being said. the colonel managing to shove the american fucker off of him, straightening out his tie and all that. he's just a moment away from throwing his next punch, when it comes to his attention he's... well, at full attention. and in dress trousers, a la the request of professor pillowbiter for some other engagement that he was probably going to miss at this point? not really anything he can hide at this point.

moran hesitates. opens his mouth to say something. closes it. looks outside the window for a good long minute, then glances back at dave. ]

Well. [ n... ope he's got nothing. ] ...there's a perfectly logical explanation for that.

Ash J Williams | The Evil Dead

[herofromthesky]

/casually cha-cha slides over

[detoxes]

[Wow uh.

This is awkward.

Mia can understand the adrenaline rush that hits when wasting demons. But this - this she doesn't want to understand.

So she just makes it clearly obvious she's trying not to look.]

Dexter Morgan | Dexter books

[cryingontheinside]

[jizzfest]

[ CHOKES AND SPITTAKES CHEERIOS DIRECTLY INTO HIS FACE ]

Buffy Summers | Buffy the Vampire Slayer

[rulebreaks]

Spike | Buffy the Vampire Slayer

[allbloodyhail]

[faithful_servant]

[It's always hilarious when two men are stuck in a tiny closet while demons are trying to find them in order to sacrifice them to their demony god. For extra hilarity add in awkward silence only to be broken by a harsh whisper]

REALLY SPIKE!?

[Oh, wait, this is not hilarious at all]

Ned | Pushing Daisies

[onetouch]

[daft_old_man]

[There are some things the TARDIS just can't provide with the same care as the original creator. Things like pie which is quite sad because the Doctor does so love pie especially when it comes in a cup. This love has brought him to the Pie Hole at an ungodly hour. Good thing Ned pops in early to start all that baking!

He's on his third pie. Don't worry, he'll pay for them with actually money from Earth. Just, maybe, not this money made this century. Whoops]

How about something with chocolate this time? Oh, and to you make that lemon on still?

Michael Bluth | Arrested Development

[familylovehim]

[lemonparty]

(there has to be something wrong with this date. so far, they have couple heckled some random guy for trying to sell them a smolex (which is a knockoff solex) and then braved the subway together.

oh, californians, they're so cute when they come out here. he's like a precious baby that hasn't had a homeless man lick the back of his neck. in essence, michael bluth is perfect.

and it's irritating her. what she wouldn't give for him to have a hairy mole on his back, or just want to talk about the fed. anything.)

Zacharie X OFF X ota

[catmaskedmerchant]

oops i tagged and didn't even see this here

[le_batteur]

[Uh.

Well.

That's...]

... Zacharie.

John Sheppard | Stargate Atlantis

[naturallylazy]

[commandshumor]

[ooc: Hey, okay with having Todd jump in?]

Kintaro Oe | Golden Boy | OTA

[like_its_golden]

((STORY OF HIS LIFE))

[moondragon]

*Welp. Cain's bindings tore so now her chest, instead of looking flat in the shirt of her uniform, shows a small rise of her bosom. And since the shirt is white and she's bra-less, she's not too surprised that her visible areolae have had an effect.*

Um....

*Her own brain has broken. Because dude, seriously?*

Tony Stark | Marvel Cinematic Universe | OTA

[starkawakening]

derek hale (teen wolf) | ota

[triskelion]

[ ruh roh ]

I wish to beg your pardon for this, but I couldn't resist.

[longsufferingsigh]

[With the cuffs firmly placed on Derek, the sheriff began frisking the man for weapons and anything that might, hopefully, get him in more trouble.

It wasn't until he patted down his front pockets that he realized Derek either had a very specific kink or...]

Are you kidding me?

The Batter || OFF || ota

[le_batteur]

[ this will probably be something to regret. ]

Rock Howard | Garou: Mark of the Wolves | OTA for general, M/F for smut

[spreadthewings]

[W E L P.]

Sgt. Eric Kocher | Generation Kill | OTA

[anticoulson]

Sgt. Larry Shawn "Pappy" Patrick | Generation Kill | OTA

[pappy]

HM2 Robert Timothy "Doc" Bryan | Generation Kill | OTA

[franklyspeaking]

tony stark (rule 63) | marvel cinema

[ferreum]

[ i think you mean really obviously eyefucked ]

[onthelease]

"We've spoken about this, Ms Stark," Pepper says, not even sparing Tony a glance. She doesn't need to look up to see the direction of Tony's gaze. "Do I have to schedule another sexual harassment seminar for you?"

Vergil | DMC | OTA

[maskedterror]

[crystalismemoria]

[This is why Serah doesn't like nightclubs.

This.

Is.

why.

Serah moves away faster than anyone can say, 'paradox,' looking half-mortified and half-appalled. Please tell her that's the weird sword at his side that she felt when she accidentally bumped into him.

Please.]

Emma Swan • Once Upon A Time

[sheriffing]

Tony Stark || MCU || OTA

[iron_heart]

Lyner Barsett | Ar Tonelico: Melody of Elemia

[funbun]

[red_tea]

[ Sakuya is skeptical about letting him onto the grounds of the mansion, especially since as a knight he seemed to be the kind of person who wold automatically attempt to slay any vampire in sight. But she's sure her Mistress could handle him anyway. So here is the white-haired maid, and she's going to serve him tea for, while Lyner waits to hold audience with Remilia. Setting the silver tray down, she goes to open the cherry box with the assorted kinds of teas. These are the expensive blends they do own just to show off to guests not for letting them have a choice of tea, but to flaunt wealth. She leans forward to show him the contents of said container she does notice a certain bulge in his lap.

And that is when it seems the box of tea bags in her hands almost slips from her fingers in surprise-- What a blunder for a maid! Maybe he didn't notice. Maybe he didn't notice that she's noticing him. ]

Shirou Emiya | Fate/Stay Night

[inb4gar]

[This is the wrong bone of the wrong sword. Just saying.]

I am so sorry (except not)

[dressofheaven]

Why Shirou, I don't think I've ever seen you so happy to see me.

[This is not a safe smile. Then again... Ilya.]