sexts from hell

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

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Comments

[boneface]

i have a horny q abt ur magic

[ ryuji please ]

[wordsearch]

why are guys like this?
ok you can ask but I'm not promising any answers

[boneface]

ok cool
can u





make things bigger

[wordsearch]

yes?
that's pretty basic, even i can do that





wait, what things?

[boneface]

like




a dick
or boobs

[wordsearch]

i can't believe i'm having this conversation
but yes! probably! definitely
not that I've ever tried

[boneface]

sounds to me like u have absolutely tried
tell meeeeeee
pleaaaaaaase

[wordsearch]

ok fine!
i was curious, ok?
what do you want me to tell about it?

[boneface]

EVERYTHING
how did it feel!!!!
what part did u do
if u do one boob do u have to do the other
or can u do both at the same time

[wordsearch]

EVERYTHING?
jeez you better not make this weird
so
I can do both, obviously!
only doing one would be weird and i wouldn't even mention it

[boneface]

IM NOT GONNA MAKE IT WEIRD
i promise!!!!!
im just
curious
i dont have magic soooooo
but ok how did it feel when u did both
like was it natural or
did it feel all magic tingly

[wordsearch]

oh, yeah, it tingled!
it's pretty hard to put into words
imagine tickling them all over? sort of?
it sounds weird, but i swear it felt nice

[boneface]

i bet
it sounds like getting oral but less wet

[ ryuji??? boy why ]

could u do it to someone else

[wordsearch]

uuuuh if you say so


anyway obviously I can do it to someone else
a boob is a boob

...do you want me to give you boobs???

[boneface]

u can give me boobs?????

[ wait no don't get distracted YOU'RE ON A MISSION HERE, SAKAMOTO ]

NO
I MEAN
i mean like
my dick

[wordsearch]

yeah i don't see why not
don't wanna brag but transformation magic is kind of my thing
so i can totally make yours

wait
THAT'S what this is all about isn't it???
you want me to make your wienie big?

[boneface]

u dont have to call it a wienie

[ but

yes ]

[wordsearch]

wienie wienie wienie

if i can give myself one, then i should be able to make yours big ez

[don't admit to that, akko]

[boneface]

[ AKKO??? ]

uve given urself a wienie????

[ ryuji you don't have to call it a wienie too ]

[wordsearch]

why do you think that???


oh
whoops
look I was curious okay? boys make such a big deal about it
and I found a book about all these spells
anyway don't judge me!!

[boneface]

im not judging!!!!!
if i had magic id probably do the same thing
in reverse ig???
i wanna know what girls feel!!

[wordsearch]

it was weird and different
and so sensitive! no wonder boys are always touching theirs


anyway i hope you're not expecting me to make your wienie big

[boneface]

its hard not to!!!
its always there and easy to touch

[ ryuji why ]

I WASNT GONNA ASK
only if u wanted to
but if u dont then its fine

[wordsearch]

hmmmmm
you know it’s not gonna be permanent right?
you’ll go back to normal wienie size eventually

[boneface]

yeah i figured
but it might be fun
like
smthn to do with a girl once just for fun