Woof.

[krampused]

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Essek Thelyss | Critical Role

[zauberdecke]

[ produces a locket with a picture in it ]

Yes, that is my type-- exactly; what you do not see is the methodical brilliance-- which is one of his best feature. He is a very sad wizard who deserves all of the kisses.

[ if anything happens to this wizard beyond a natural human lifespan, the world will implode ]

[murderousdeed]

If he shaved, ginger Gandalf could pass for a girl.

Is that why he's so sad?

Jesse Copper Brown | moritat

[murderousdeed]

[ ...are you fuckin' kidding? ]

[ doubt anyone can 'roast' this waste of space any harder than he does himself on a daily basis.
lucky anyone bothers to breathe the same air.
easily the weakest, saddest excuse for a man.
at least he's pretty. ]

jill valentine | resident evil | ota

[torsion]

Um, JCVD, I guess?

[slurring]

Not bad for the 90s, I guess.

goro akechi | p5r

[murderingjustice]

[criminal trash



and crosscanon because mun is trash]

[murderousdeed]

The clown in the back or the pretty girl in the foreground?

[ innocent question. ]

bucky barnes | mcu | m/f

[unbucky]

[ Given the time he grew up and his penchant for redheads, probably this. ]

[worstmistakes]

They don't make them like they used to?

Tomoko Kuroki (aged up) | Watamote | OTA

[slightlypopular]

[ Asuka is still perfect oops. ]

[dandeliongirl]

She does look really cute, not to mention really gentle. Who is she?

Sae | original

[experiment01]

[canonically she has no significant other but cross-canon? the possibilities are endless-

Sae proudly slaps a picture of a certain cute blonde out for everyone to see! The picture looked like it had been taken while he was unaware, snapped at that moment. Feast your eyes!!]

[boneface]

[ wait what ]

Oi, that's me!

[ YES, RYUJI. IT'S YOU. ]

Dorothy Catalonia | Gundam Wing

[supercilium]

Is this worth dragging into the light?

[ It's kind of hopeless. ]

Cornelia li Britannia | Code Geass

[knightmare_princess]

Don't you-

[ Don't what? ]

idate | ice scream.

[biastes]

( cw: real blood. )

Isn't she just gorgeous~?

[rokuma]

Don't take pictures of me.

( who knows what he does with them!! stop!!! )

helen cho | mcu

[ugin]

[ Canonically this, but I headcanon this, too BECAUSE SHE COULD HAVE LITERALLY SAVED HIM. The Chekhov's gun that never fired. ]

Theseus | Hades

[deltastrike]

[Say hello to beefcake.]

Ha, come now, that's just Asterius...

[death_calling]

[She has questions. But tactfully, it's best to avoid them for something helpful, as poor Theseus looks confused.]

Perhaps the picture emphasizes a close friendship instead of something romantic? An unbreakable bond of sorts.

Rider (Medusa) | Fate/

[sekika]

Well...

[ It's a little varied, honestly. ]

[gorgantic]

Very curious.

[Gorgon has no memory of these people, which is to be expected, so it is very intriguing to see who her younger, other self is interested in.]

...Have any of them made you happy?

Miu Iruma | Danganronpa V3

[robosexuality]

Gyahaha, like anyone's good enough for-

[Ping!]

Wh-what the fuck?! Like I'd ever have any interest in that tiny titty freaky!

[slightlypopular]

What does that make mine, huh?

[ Don't you dare call her a loli or something. ]

carrie.

[prayercloset]

[ This in canon and this in memeland; clearly the hair holds the secret. ]

Rin Tohsaka | Fate/

[erbe]

♦ Pathetic men to tease
♦ Stoic, knightly women
♦ Men with attitude problems
♦ Well endowed women
♦ Men who can't shut up
♦ Malewife
♦ Be nice to her sister
♦ Bully her
♦ A rival or two

[sekika]

Is that so? I hadn't realized.

Colette Brunel | Tales of Symphonia

[holeyjudgment]

[ The three other people on this cover??? ]

Lady || Devil May Cry

[notladyluck]

[She has a thing for a certain scruffy hunter in a red coat.]

[pepperedoni]

[Scratching his chin. He's not admitting a crush simply because that would require an ounce of emotional maturity.] When'd you take that one?

ryuji sakamoto | persona 5

[boneface]

[ His picture is simple.

Wait. Which one?

Yes, is the answer. ]

[bigmak]

All of us?

[Yes, she's blushing.]

Dante | Devil May Cry

[pepperedoni]

[Michelle Pfeiffer? Easy.

Tack a pile of faded Playboy pin-ups thrown in for good measure.]

[kimchis]

Yeah, she was pretty hot as Al Pacino's pillhead wife.

sarafa | nier re[in]carnation

[unabelle]

[Ah, yeah.

...She doesn't look happy about it, though.]

Diablo - How Not To Summon A Demon Lord - ota for gen and M/F for anything else

[demon_of_culture]

(OOC: Up to season 2 ep 2 of the anime. Italics are Diablo's thoughts.)

Hmph! For a true Demon Lord like myself, the choices are easy!

[Suddenly, a breeze kicks up and out fall more images. Horrified, he tries to reach out and scoop them up, only for more to fall out. Shrieking inwardly, there's just no stopping the images from floating upward for all to see.]

No, no, no, no! Everyone's gonna think I'm a total perv!

[One more image appears to make his jaw drop in utter disbelief.]

AHHHHH! Even them!?

Several of those still won't load, but I know who they are anyways.

[tsundere_catgirl]

[Lethe is initially intrigued, because the horns suggest he's not a beorc or any form of Laguz she's met.

...

But then the announcing himself as a demon lord... and the pictures...

She gives him a slightly withering stare.]

Your fickle infidelity is disgusting.

Kotomi Ichinose | CLANNAD | F/M or F/F (no futa)

[dandeliongirl]

[ After the infamous episode 18, many crushes changed. Others, were simply solidified.

This is the image brought up against Kotomi's will. ]

Velvet Crowe || Tales of Berseria || OTA

[tattered_velvet]

[There's the demon or the unlucky First Mate. She will deny feelings for any of them all day though.]

choi mu-jin | my name

[druglord]

[ perhaps they have noticed the framed photo he's kept on his desk for years, or they just already know what the guy looked like. he's not directly acknowledging it, but also, he hasn't exactly been going to any elaborate efforts to appear straight. ]