Kissing Booth

[feudalfairytales]

♥♥The Kissing Booth Meme♥♥

♥ 1. Post with your character!

♥ 2. Reply to others!

While you're at it grab a random number 1-3 (or just do whatever the heck you want)

1) You are going up to the other's kissing booth! Haggle over prices and rates? Critique the types of kisses they offer? Or maybe just get right down to business.

2) They happen to be walking by YOUR kissing booth, better grab their attention.

3) You both are working a booth together. Business is bad, better do something to drum some up!

♥ 3. Smooch already!

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[pancakeboy]

[And there goes the conversation option, rubbed out beneath Sakamoto's panic. Honestly, if he'd known there'd be entertainment like this he'd have agreed weeks ago.]

Sakamoto-kun, your eagerness is flattering. [hahahahahahaha.] I feel quite welcomed to your—is this a bower? Is that what they call it?

What's the good cause? [In other words, where is the money going?]

[boneface]

[ Ryuji is internally screaming right now because it seems like nothing he does improves this interaction. God damn you, Akechi. He just makes another noise of distress and looks around, wishing Ren would show up and save him. That guy seems to like Akechi unlike Ryuji, who thinks he's an insufferable detective boy. ]

I don't. Know what. That word means.

[ What the FUCK is a bower??? Ryuji is so done already.

But he sighs and he'll answer his question because maybe Akechi will donate some money anyway after all this. ]

Raisin' money for the second year's volunteer trip. We're gonna go plant trees or some shit.

[ You KNOW the teachers described it much more altruistically than that. ]

[pancakeboy]

[Listen, it sounds like any other good cause to Akechi—tedious beyond belief. His nose wrinkles.]

Trees? Well, I'm sure you'll do a very good job. [Somehow, he makes this both sound polite and like wow, is that the best you could do? at the same time.]

You could incorporate a bower. A place to sit under the trees—some day, when they aren't a metre tall. Poetic-sounding, with insects and humidity. Not fun.

[As much fun as this conversation—what are you even talking about, Akechi? Just shove a takoyaki in his mouth, Ryuji.]

[boneface]

[ Ryuji definitely bristles a little at the way he says that, though there's... technically... nothing wrong with what Akechi just said either. Still. Still. ]

I will.

[ Take the aggression down a notch, Ryuji. He huffs and then gets a little confused because he wasn't thinking that far ahead at all. Or really, he wasn't thinking about the trees in the first place.

So Ryuji just ignores him and slouches a little before biting out — ]

Are you gonna donate anything or not?

[pancakeboy]

[Reaching into his jacket, Akechi produces a thin wallet with a ridiculous little monogram, the A in a circle, and pulls out a thousand-yen note before slipping it back. He doesn't quite hold it up.]

I suppose it would be the done thing. The question is, what do I get for my money?

[Akechi, you are a mean boy who is just being mean and enjoying Ryuji's discomfort. Think of the trees!]

[boneface]

[ Ryuji doesn't even have a chance to notice and make fun of the wallet, he's already feeling horrified at the insinuation here and looks like he wants the ground to swallow him up. ]

A... a kiss?

[ This is the worst possible timeline. ]

1/2

[pancakeboy]

Close your mouth, Sakamoto-kun. You'll catch flies. Obviously I don't mean a kiss.

[THIS IS THE MEANEST THING HE HAS EVER DONE, besides like, the murders and shit....]

It would be two kisses. Unless I've misread your little list, there.

2/2

[pancakeboy]

I'm joking, of course. Here. For your conversation.

[And he hands the thousand-yen note across, like he wasn't just being a total asshole. He doesn't actually want to kiss... well, anyone, but Ryuji would be close to the bottom of the "anyone" pile.

The look on his face, though. Akechi giggles, keeping it restrained and, y'know, normal.]

[boneface]

[ BESIDES THE MURDERS. DEFINITELY THE MEANEST THING EVER. Ryuji is in FULL despair for a moment, especially when Akechi says two kisses. He makes a whimpering sound like he might actually faint. He might! He. Might.

But then Akechi saves?? him??? from his worst nightmare, which is kissing Akechi. He dumbly takes the thousand yen note from Akechi and looks like he got run over with a tractor trailer. Like he's seen a ghost. Like he's had food poisoning for a week. ]

... Thanks?

[ His voice is hoarse and barely a whisper, he truly feels like he dodged a bullet here. ]

[pancakeboy]

[oh god Ryuji don't tempt him, he will happily give you a chance to dodge all the bullets you want. But he's being nice, now. He's great at nice, and if he's giggling on the inside like some tiny, maniacal rodent, who's to tell?]

You see. I'm really not as bad as you think. [He's so much worse.]

Good luck with your, uh, trees.

[And he gives Ryuji one of those super-annoying posey little waves before he heads off to see what the next stall is doing, in a cloud of invisible evil and brilliant sparkles. Maybe someone will drop a bucket of paint on his head..? Perhaps there's a tripwire or a crowd of clingy fangirls? Perhaps someone will dare him to a spicy food contest?

It would be nice to think this is a just universe.]