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[personal profile] superiorhawkeye 2023-03-17 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Too bad you didn't think so before the helicopter situation. 🥺
This one's totally less dangerous, and I'm 98% sure I won't regret it.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2023-03-17 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
the only part of the helicopter situation that needed thinking about longer was the landing part, the rest of it was fine
This one's less dangerous?
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[personal profile] superiorhawkeye 2023-03-17 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
And the commentary about FLYING SQUIRRELS.
I mean, it's the St. Paddy's day parade, there's not much dangerous about that. Unless we get too drunk, which I'm pretty sure isn't possible with your iron stomach.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2023-03-17 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I warned you ages ago that I might be a terrible teacher.
WE won't get too drunk because I have an iron stomach? One of those words seems like it wouldn't be plural.
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[personal profile] superiorhawkeye 2023-03-17 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I should've listened.
Look, you're expecting too much of me if you think I can be grammatically correct today.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2023-03-17 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
wow
Ah, have you already started drinking, Kate Bishop?
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[personal profile] superiorhawkeye 2023-03-17 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe just a little
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[personal profile] white_widow 2023-03-17 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
well, that makes it sound like inviting me along to this celebration is a second thought
But despite the good case you made for telling you no, it still seems more fun to me to tell you yes
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[personal profile] superiorhawkeye 2023-03-17 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
You could NEVER be a second thought, baby.
Yesssss!! Let's do it! I'm putting shamrock stickers on your face.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2023-03-17 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmhm.
Okay, no, I think I am going to decline having stickers on my face.
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[personal profile] superiorhawkeye 2023-03-17 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
It wasn't a request, it's happening.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2023-03-17 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, really? You get to boss me around now, hm?
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[personal profile] superiorhawkeye 2023-03-17 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Duh. I'm gonna make sure you're festive.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2023-03-17 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
You're lucky that you're cute.
There's no way to be festive that doesn't involve stickers on my face? It sounds like an unpleasant sensation.
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[personal profile] superiorhawkeye 2023-03-17 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I know 😌
Face paint? We could totally do face paint. And temporary green streaks!!! You'd look super cute.
I already got the PERFECT shirt for you.
[ image attached ]
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[personal profile] white_widow 2023-03-17 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, it's not as fun if you WARN them
face paint is acceptable. I don't know about the streaks, I am not sure green hair would be 'super cute'
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[personal profile] superiorhawkeye 2023-03-17 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Most people are too dumb to take it as an official warning so I think you're still good.
Face paint is good! I'll paint a little Irish flag on you.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2023-03-17 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
how many punches do I get?
What happened to the shamrocks? Those feel more reasonable than the flag.
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[personal profile] superiorhawkeye 2023-03-17 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean, I'd say a punch for anyone who pinches you assuming you're not wearing green is okay? People will too, especially if they see you from the wrong angle. They know no bounds.
Why not BOTH?
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[personal profile] white_widow 2023-03-17 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
EXCELLENT
Because I am fairly certain there is no Irish in my ancestry.
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[personal profile] superiorhawkeye 2023-03-17 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
EVERYONE is Irish on St. Patrick's Day, Lena.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2023-03-17 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I understand that that is how it works for Americans but I don't think that is actually how it works.
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[personal profile] superiorhawkeye 2023-03-17 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, you're in America, so pretend for me.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2023-03-17 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
How much pretending exactly are you asking me to do?
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[personal profile] superiorhawkeye 2023-03-17 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I feel like I need to know what you THINK I'm asking you to do to properly answer that.

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