bakerstreet | It's a Meme, Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle!

Your character has a terrible disease, and there's only one cure for it! Luckily for you, your friends/family/coworkers/whatever have arranged for you to undergo treatment. Or maybe it was an accident, and you didn't have that disease at all - oh well! Just sit back, relax, and let yourself be cured.

Diseases and Cures

1. Thought-you-said! Your character is driving everyone around them up the wall with their need to deliberately mishear everything. The cure? A powder sprinkled in the ear that ramps up natural hearing abilities about a thousand percent. What's that deafening monster noise? Huh, must be a fly in the room!

2. Tattletale, Tattletale! Your character is constantly giving everyone else's schemes away! Fix it with pills that turn each tattle into a puff of smoke with a tail.

3. Interrupti- Oh jeez, won't you just let me finish my sente- HERE EAT THIS NOW. The only cure for this one is a consumable powder that makes you mute if you try to interrupt. Whew!

4. Clumsy-Ass Clown. Look, we're sorry, but we're tired of you breaking our shit. With this powder, pretty soon you'll be moving so slow a snail would outpace you!

5. Know-It-All. Your friends are really tired of you acting like you know everything better than they are, even when you're spouting complete bullshit. This tonic is gonna make it all better by temporarily inducing stupidity.

6. Show-Off. You're just so unbearably full of yourself, you know that? This powder will soon put a stop to that. Try showing us how tan you are when the attempt makes you INVISIBLE, sucker!

7. Crybaby. Uhhhh, there's no nice way to say this, but... everyone thinks you cry too much. So just drink this tonic that will... make you cry ridiculous, house-flooding amounts of tears anytime you cry... so that'll teach you, right? ...Maybe you need new friends.

8. Bully for You! You're pushing people around too much, so we've decided to take you down a peg. This soap makes you physically weaker each time you use it. Try beating us up now!

9.Whisssssssperer. You whisper a lot, you know that? These candy sticks will make your voice as soft as a summer breeze. Time to exercise those vocal chords and give us some REAL volume! Alternately useful as a method of temporarily shutting up someone who talks too loud.

10. Who knows? You can pick something else from the list or make up your own disease and cure. The sky's the limit!

It's a Meme, Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle!

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