khaldrogos ([personal profile] khaldrogos) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2023-03-10 06:22 pm

rng



the random scenario meme



comment with your character.
respond to others
lbr — no one uses rng. just go wild, and maybe kinda sorta pick from the scenarios below?
post picture prompts OR write starters OR whatever!
have a grand ol' time

TYPES OF SCENES
① Action → Gun fights, bar brawls, fights to the death are all possible scenarios.
② Angst → Characters suffer emotionally or physically from relationships breaking up, death, injury, etc. Hurt and comfort themes are included.
③ Crack → Genderswaps, super powers, sudden compulsions are all possible outcomes.
④ Fluff → Something that is devoid of angst. It's light-hearted and might have the overtone of romance.
⑤ Gen → General fun, things that didn't fit in the other categories.
⑥ Sex → First times, kinks, even dubcon are all possible themes of sex related scenarios.
⑦ Your choice → Think of your own scenario, choose one of the above or make a combo even!
ACTION.
① Zombies → It's the zombie apocalypse, lock and load!
② Bar brawl → You had one too many drinks, said something wrong, and now you're being asked to take it outside.
③ Chase → You're caught in a high speed chase.
④ Gun fight → You're caught in a big shoot-out.
⑤ Fight with a friend → You're fighting with a friend, all out.
⑥ Interrogation → You're being interrogated for some offense you've done.
⑦ Aliens → Aliens are attacking and you're not going to take your probe laying down!
⑧ Final battle → This is it. The battle that will end all the fighting for you. Will you win? Will you get that peace you want?
⑨ Training → You're not actually fighting, just training for the inevitable.
⑩ No hope → You know this fight has no hope. It's not going to end well for anyone involved, but you can't turn away.
⑪ Sneaking in → You're stealing a diamond or sneaking in to kick some bad guy butt, but whatever it is, you have to practice stealth.
⑫ Blue wire → You're faced with a bomb that needs to be disarmed.
⑬ Fight for honour → You've been disgraced or someone you care about has, so it's time to fight for honour.
⑭ Showdown → Time for a cowboy-style showdown. Whoever draws the fastest wins.
⑮ War → You're caught in the middle of a war here. Remember to keep your chin up and keeping fighting.
⑯ Apocalypse → The apocalypse finally happened and now you're left to scavenge and fight for whatever is left.
⑰ Sabotage → It's time to sabotage someone's plan! How is entirely up to you. Do you set up a bomb in their toilet? Do you double cross them at the last minute?
⑱ Big damn hero → You know you have to handle this one alone, so that means disarming or knocking unconscious the person who wants to join you.
⑲ Fight club → You know the rules... you're in an underground fighting ring and you're fighting with all you've got.
⑳ Threaten → You've just been sent here to rough them up a little, threaten them into behaving.
ANGST.
① Injury / illness → Your character has become injured or ill! To what extent is the mun's choice.
② Last moments → You character has been gravely injured and this is their last chance to say their last words.
③ Depression → Your character is depressed, what actions they take is up to the mun.
④ Betrayed → You character has been betrayed by the other. How do they react?
⑤ Tortured → Your character is being tortured and needs rescuing or at least a sympathetic ear to help him through it.
⑥ Jealousy → Your character is feeling jealous and must deal with it, how will they do it?
⑦ Breakup! → This relationship has gone as far as it can, it's time to breakup.
⑧ Broken → For whatever reason, the character is broken, mentally or or physically.
⑨ Fight → You can't even be in the same room as your friend or lover without arguing anymore.
⑩ Lost → You lost the biggest fight of your life and now all you can do is try to pick up the pieces.
⑪ Worst nightmare → Whatever you fear the most is now real or maybe you're just trapped in a dream together, but whatever it is, it feels too real.
⑫ Addicted → You're addicted to something, alcohol, drugs, sex, whatever. It's destroying your life and you can't do anything to stop it.
⑬ Hurt you → You're being forced to hurt someone you love either by betraying them or even being forced to shout things you don't mean. It's for their own good in the end though.
⑭ Separation → You were forced to leave this person for their own safety and while you've been miserable without them, you really didn't mean to run into them again... maybe it was by accident or you were watching them from afar this whole time.
⑮ Becoming a monster → You are slowly changing, becoming a monster: vampire, zombie, demon, something you can't recover from and no-one can help you.
⑯ Frozen → You are entirely helpless, frozen, to stop some kind of disaster.
⑰ Prison → You were very bad and now it's time to pay the price by turning yourself in or maybe the law just finally caught up to you.
⑱ Fear → You're not sure why, but you are suddenly terrified and you can't deal with it. You need help.
⑲ Hated → You are now hated by the person you loved the most.
⑳ Down and out → You're living on the streets, you've hit rock bottom, and you don't know what to do.
CRACK.
① Sexswap → Uh-oh, you're suddenly the opposite sex!
② Forced confessions → No matter what it is and no matter how hard you resist, you're going to be compelled to spill some deep dark secret!
③ Mind-reading → You've suddenly got the ability to read minds!
④ Animal → You're suddenly part animal or transformed into an animal!
⑤ Awkward pick-up lines → You're compelled to use bad pickup lines on whoever is closest!
⑥ Back in School / Graduated → You're suddenly back in school! Or if you were already in it, you've aged and long since graduated!
⑦ Vampires, werewolves, and zombies, oh my! → You're suddenly a vampire, werewolf, or zombie! Maybe even a demon or a devil, whatever creepy crawly you can think of. What do you do now?
⑧ Ghost → You're suddenly a ghost or at least invisible. What are you going to do with this new ability?
⑨ Awkward conversations → So did you just fart or what? Any conversation goes, as long as it's embarrassing and awkward.
⑩ Crossdressing → For whatever reason, you're suddenly dressed in clothes of the opposite sex.
⑪ Suddenly naked → Oops! Your clothes are suddenly gone.
⑫ Suddenly a kid → You're a kid again! Have fun with that second childhood.
⑬ Fortune cookie → You've suddenly received a note with something that will happen in the future, either precise or vague.
⑭ Super power → And suddenly you're like Superman! Any power goes.
⑮ Bodyswap → Somehow you've changed bodies with the other person.
⑯ Back in time → Somehow, you wound up in the past again. Do you try to correct something or just sit and wait for time to jump? Maybe it jumps to various points in your life or maybe you actually think you're back in the day. Have fun, run wild with the idea!
⑰ To the future → Is it everything you've dreamed? Is it horrible? Whatever happens, you're here to witness what happens to you in the future. Either you take the place of your future self or you're just there to watch. Might cause some confusion if people start seeing double though...
⑱ Angels, mermaids, and fairies! → You're not necessary something dark or evil. You're just something different. How do you deal?
⑲ Locked in a closet → For some reason, you're locked up in a closet with someone else. Do you make nice and try to figure your way out or what?
⑳ Finger trap → You're caught in a Chinese finger trap... with somebody else! You can't figure out how to get loose either... have fun with that.
FLUFF.
① Cuddling → For whatever reason, characters feel like being close and cuddling.
② Pillow talk → After the main event, characters are up for some pillow talk.
③ Celebration → Anniversary or some other big event is taking place and characters want to celebrate!
④ Love confession → Someone has finally decided to confess their love and today is the day!
⑤ Appreciation → You feel the need to show appreciation for that person closest to you, even if it's just a pat on the back.
⑥ Apologies → You made a mistake and now it's time to make it up in some way you know the other can't refuse!
⑦ Get back together → Why did you break up again exactly? Whatever the reason, it was a huge mistake and you both know you can work through it.
⑧ Date night → You've planned for a wonderful night together and you can't wait to get it started.
⑨ Family → You've either found out you're pregnant or you've already got that addition to your family.
⑩ Marriage → You're just about to get hitched or maybe you're enjoying your honeymoon. Maybe you've been together for years now! Whatever the case, it's time for that next big step.
⑪ Meeting again → It's time for that happy reunion finally!
⑫ Love at first sight → For whatever reason, you are now insanely in love with the first person you set eyes on.
⑬ Flirtation → You can't resist to do a little bit of harmless flirtation all of a sudden.
⑭ In the snow → Look outside! It's a winter wonderland, so why not go out and play in it?
⑮ Engagement → You've planned it all out and now it's time to finally pop the question.
⑯ Friendly games → You've set up the game station or board games for a friendly competition!
⑰ Gift → Time to give that special someone a gift just because.
⑱ Recovery → You're taking care of someone who's just recovered from some illness or injury.
⑲ Healing → Time to help mend that someone who's been through hell and back.
⑳ Better than ever → You've finally got everything you've ever wanted here. What is your ideal life and who does it include?
GEN.
① Nice meeting you → It's your first time meeting this person! You bumped into each other on the street, in a bar, at work... whatever!
② Drinks → You're out for drinks! Or just chilling at home with some beers. Wherever!
③ Lost → You're lost and you kind of need help finding your way to where you're going. A little help with directions?
④ Costume party → You're at a costume party, both of you are wearing masks. Do you keep the anonymity or take it off and see whose company you've been enjoying?
⑤ Wrong number → Oops, actually you didn't mean to call that person...
⑥ Drunk → You're already drunk! Drunk dialing, stumbling into someone, showing up unexpected... what type of drunk are you anyway? Aggressive, loving, happy? How does the other react?
⑦ Old friends → you haven't seen this person in a long time!
⑧ Rivals → you're suddenly rivals! Or maybe you have been all along...
⑨ Problems → you've got a problem with each other, just got in a huge fight, whatever. Try to work it out!
⑩ What are your intentions... → This person? They're dating a close friend, family member, etc. You need to find out if they're going to hurt them! Or you need to discuss your friend/family's dating choice.
⑪ I saw you → you saw the other person doing something bad and you need to confront them about it.
⑫ Sorry but no → the other person has feelings that you just don't share. They don't necessarily have to be romantic... maybe you just don't agree with their sudden desire to quit their job and start a business making tiny, fuzzy teddy bears.
⑬ My hero → you need to tell this person how much they mean to you. They've been your best friend or your role model your whole life and they need to know.
⑭ Enabler → you're enabling the other (or each other) to do something bad, really bad. Addiction, stealing, killing, or just any other self-destructive behavior.
⑮ Cooking → Time for an impromptu cooking lesson!
⑯ Oh, sure, I remember you... → It's that awkward moment when someone comes up and seems to know you, but you have no idea who they even are!
⑰ Rescue! → One of you was in trouble, but you came to the rescue!
⑱ Boss → One of you works under the other. Is your relationship good? Are you scheming things? Or do you hate each other?
⑲ Perfect crime → You and the other person have just pulled off the perfect crime... or you're planning to! What are you doing? The heist of the century, an assassination?
⑳ Movies → movie night! Maybe it's a sleepover. Whichever the case, it's time to eat a lot and have fun.
SEX.
① First time → it's your first time together or your first time ever! Enjoy the awkward times!
② Bondage → You and your partner decide to experiment a little with ropes or handcuffs or whatever you'd like to tie your partner up with.
③ Rough / Aggressive → Your characters want it rough.
④ Romantic → Slow and gentle, meaningful, that's how characters want it.
⑤ Dubcon → Character A wants Character B and it doesn't really matter if Character B wants it as bad or not.
⑥ In public → Characters feel like taking a risk and doing it in a public place.
⑦ Roleplay → Naughty nurse fetish? Pirate kink? You and your partner decide to try it out now!
⑧ Healing → You've both fought hard or gone through a rough time and it's time to get some R&R in.
⑨ Last time → This is the last time you're going to this because you're breaking up or maybe your lover is running off to sacrifice their lives in some heroic way. The possibilities are endless, but you better make this one count.
⑩ No strings attached → You're just friends with benefits. Nothing wrong with that, right?
⑪ Anonymous → You met in a restroom or bar, any location of your choosing, but you don't even know each other's names.
⑫ Toys → You're eager to try something new, so why not toys?
⑬ Aphrodisiacs → You've been slipped a strong aphrodisiac somehow and now you absolutely cannot control yourself.
⑭ Show → You're putting on a show by either doing it right in the club or filming it for a bunch of people.
⑮ Ménage à trois → It's time for that threesome you've always dreamed of.
⑯ Non-penetrative → Frottage, handjobs, whatever you want to try out.
⑰ Controlled → You are under mind control and must do whatever your lover asks of you.
⑱ Hatesex → It's not just rough or aggressive, you absolutely cannot stand each other.
⑲ Extreme → Fisting, knifeplay, whatever you can think of so long as it tests the boundaries.
⑳ Fantasy → This is just a fantasy, a dream, and you know it, but what is your ideal fantasy and how willing is your partner?
pantera: (051.)

ann takamaki | persona 5

[personal profile] pantera 2023-03-11 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
[about midway through royal, but i am familiar with all of vanilla p5. characters in her age range (she’s 16) are preferred for shipping, with my pref being f/f & f/nb, or persona protags if we’re talking canon. canon, crosscanon, crossmedium and ocs are all fine. ask before crack, no smut. something in the action or fluff prompts would be particularly cool. fine with assumed cr as long as we talk it out!]
Edited 2023-03-11 01:12 (UTC)
murderingjustice: ~antibiotical (Default)

[personal profile] murderingjustice 2023-03-11 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[hello! Would you be interested in the Detective Prince? We could do one where he's working with PT or investigating them. Maybe meeting randomly over some dessert?]
pantera: (000. — the lady or the tiger.)

[personal profile] pantera 2023-03-11 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Sure, that works for me! I’m not sure yet what all changes in Royal vs. vanilla p5 with Akechi & crew, but them just hanging out and eating crepes while he’s working with PT sounds like a good bet to me.]
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[personal profile] murderingjustice 2023-03-11 09:31 am (UTC)(link)
[there are quite bit changes but none of them really affect anyone else but Joker. Can I ask what point are you? Just so that I won't accidentally spoil anything major.]
pantera: (Default)

[personal profile] pantera 2023-03-11 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[me realizing i don’t actually know if i’m in the midpoint or not lol

but i’m at the start of okumaru’s palace! no worries if you have to spoil anything either, i’m not too fussed since the game’s been out a while.]
fou_du_roi: (6)

Mixing together a little of shipping 5, 8, and 13, with a benign version of gen 14?

[personal profile] fou_du_roi 2023-03-11 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Sorry, Ann, but whatever you're doing, your phone is about to get blown up with a barrage of text messages. Well, "text" messages isn't entirely accurate -- there's no text included in any of them, just a series of pictures.

[ The first: A wide shot of the crepe shop on Central Street in Shibuya.

[ The second: Closer on the shop, angling up towards the big menu board behind the counter. There's a sign slapped over one of the pictures decorating the board. The camera's just far enough from the sign that it's difficult to make out the text, but the sign itself is painted in bright, eye-catching colors, and designed with a spiky border -- like a speech bubble in a manga where the character talking is supposed to be yelling.

[ The third: Closer still, but angled up a little further and with that sign dead center in the frame. This close, there's no mistaking the words written on the sign, but do you dare believe them, Ann?

Two for one.

Any deluxe crepe.

[ Fourth and final: Two plates, sitting on the countertop, offering some concrete proof that the legends are true. ]
pantera: (025.)

1/2

[personal profile] pantera 2023-03-11 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[She’s on her way back from a shoot, spending her time on the train playing one of those match 3 mobile games just to kill time when her phone starts up with a deluge of pinging and vibrating.

She wonders briefly if it’s Phantom Thief business, or else Ryuji getting stuck somewhere like a dummy, or Makoto reminding them about a quiz that Ann had definitely not studied for, but then she discovers it’s none of the above. Instead: a story in pictures, with the final one making her eyes go wide.

No way!

She begins furiously typing.]
pantera: (037.)

[personal profile] pantera 2023-03-11 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Her own messages follow in rapid succession.]

2 for 1??
That’s such a good deal! I’ve been waiting for this!

Oh, but I told you… I can’t! I’m supposed to be watching what I eat for this swimsuit shoot in a couple of weeks 😞 This is so cruel, Ren…


fou_du_roi: (7)

[personal profile] fou_du_roi 2023-03-12 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
...

Ah.


[ She had said something about that, hadn't she ... ]

Cheat day?

[ Maybe not the most helpful suggestion in the world, but one self-indulgent meal a couple weeks out isn't going to derail her if she's careful the rest of the lead-up, right ...? ]
pantera: (034.)

[personal profile] pantera 2023-03-12 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Hmm.

Hmmmmm…]


Well…

I guess one wouldn’t hurt. It’s your treat, right?

And if I can’t fit into my bikini, you’re taking the fall for it!


[A few seconds later:]

I’m on my way!
fou_du_roi: (7)

[personal profile] fou_du_roi 2023-03-12 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Considering this is my fault, that sounds fair on both counts.

[ Also, he may have already bought and paid for the two in that last picture, so really she's saving him from himself a little bit here. ]

When you get here, I'm sitting on the little stone wall across the street.
pantera: (028.)

[personal profile] pantera 2023-03-15 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
OK!

Be there soon!


[It doesn’t take her long to get to Shibuya, and she’s… huh. Running, and skidding to a stop in front of him before doubling over, her hands on her knees.

It was so much easier to run in Mementos, and she was in heels when they were there.

Before he speaks, she puts a finger up in the universal “one second” gesture, still holding her knees.]


If I… [huff] jogged here… I can eat as many crepes… [huff huff] as I want.

[Flawfree Ann logic.]
fou_du_roi: (14)

[personal profile] fou_du_roi 2023-03-15 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Ren gets it. He's in deceptively good shape, but he still finds himself wishing that he could do some of the things that he can do in the cognitive world in the real world, too.

[ He waits patiently for Ann to catch her breath, sitting perched on his spot on the wall, a plate in each hand and a pleasant smile on his face until she speaks, which ... ]


Makes sense to me.

[ ... it doesn't, really, but he's going to let her have this one. No sense in guilting her on her cheat day, right? ]

What are you feeling?

[ He holds out both plates to Ann ... but he does extend the nutella and banana crepe ever so slightly ahead of the nutella and strawberry one.

[ Is he hoping to keep that one for himself ...?

[ Yes.

[ Is he going to be overly bothered if she picks that one and he's stuck with the other one ...?

[ Not really, but it seemed worth a try. ]
pantera: (027.)

[personal profile] pantera 2023-03-18 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! [In response, she gives her options a quick once-over... and hits him with her most pleading expression.

She's got her eye on the prize (strawberries).]


The strawberry one? [...] Please? [If she's going to cheat, she will indulge in her strawberry-based dreams.

After a moment though, perhaps remembering that he's paying, she adds:]
Unless you wanted it. Banana's fine too. [Ann is nothing if not thoughtful.] I'm happy to have any sweets at all... [She sighs and unfolds herself from her crouched position, having caught her breath at last.] Getting ready for photoshoots, [she announces, with uncharacteristic somberness] totally sucks.

[Words of wisdom from Ann Takamaki.]
fou_du_roi: (6)

[personal profile] fou_du_roi 2023-03-18 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Ah, well. Worth a try.

[ Once Ann confirms her preference, Ren holds out the strawberry crepe without any kind of hesitation. He would have even without the puppy dog eyes. Considering that she's the one trying to watch her calories, it seems only fair that she gets the one she actually wants for her cheat. Besides, he's not going to be unhappy with the banana one -- he wouldn't have bought it if he straight up didn't want it.

[ And, y'know, if the craving for strawberry survives the banana crepe, he can always just walk over and buy another. He's not on a diet.

[ He can't help but chuckle at the blunt summary of how much prepping for a big shoot sucks, though. ]


I can imagine.

[ He's laughing, but his smile is still very clearly sympathetic. He knows how much passion she has, but considering her sweet tooth? It's gotta be borderline torturous. ]

Getting it done anyway, though? Takes a strong heart.

[ A little bit of friendly teasing there, but he does mean it as a genuine compliment too. Seeing that drive Ann has get harnessed into something she really cares about? Something that makes her legitimately happy?

[ That makes him happy. ]
pantera: (045.)

[personal profile] pantera 2023-03-26 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[The thing about being around Ren is that it's always easy to just... exist. No pressure, no constant watching if she's doing or saying or looking the right way. It's a soothing feeling, being around him. So while she'd normally demur with anyone else, she gratefully takes the offered crepe, making all number of happy sounds as she indulges.]

Mm?

[When she looks up to see him smiling, she goes red, dabbing at her mouth with a napkin.

After she's finished chewing...]


Aw, thanks Ren! [...] I wouldn't have been able to build my confidence back without you, though. You've helped me out so much.

... Hey, have you thought about what you want to do yet? After we're done with school, I mean.

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pancakeboy: ([1+2] [on] fakey fake smile)

hmm... gen 16+1 mashup?

[personal profile] pancakeboy 2023-03-13 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
[So it's been about a week since Akechi walked up to the Phantom Thieves and told them (without telling them, you understand) that they were on his radar. Also, his—he counts on his fingers—multiple lives are all breathing down his neck at once, not least the Medjed psyop. Obviously the solution is a pancake crepe.

He's at the counter, and has just placed his order when he feels eyes on him and glances up. It's Takamaki, Phantom Thief number—two? three? The one with the very obvious blonde pigtails and the whip, anyway.

They've met a couple of times, but barely spoken; he offers her a little smile and a tiny wave, from the counter. It's friendly, and it's not. They'll both know it's not.]
pantera: (017.)

Re: hmm... gen 16+1 mashup?

[personal profile] pantera 2023-03-13 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
[It’s a little funny that she’s not great at spying, because, you know. The thief thing. In her defense, she doesn’t mean to be spying this time anyway. It just so happened that among one of her weaknesses was sweets, and she’d done pretty well on a pop quiz today, so she’d thought: I deserve a reward! To which, what better reward was a crepe? That had been the idea, in the beginning, until she slips inside of the crepe shop and sees someone she most assuredly did not want to see. Without the backing of the others, she feels off-balance and uncomfortable, but his casual wave is returned with one of her own, her smile there and gone quickly.

Now that she’s here and he’s spotted her, it would be suspicious to leave and strange to sit at a table. She climbs on the stool beside him after a brief internal debate, her backpack hanging off one shoulder.]


Akechi-san, [She says by way of greeting, her tone blandly pleasant.] I didn’t expect to see you here. [This much is very true.] I drop by here all the time after school.
pancakeboy: ([1+2] [on] fakey fake smile)

[personal profile] pancakeboy 2023-03-13 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
[And yes, she comes over, as expected. Akechi rests one hand—no glove in summer—on the pages of his novel, where it sits on the counter, and he offers her a more pleasant smile.]

Takamaki-san. [It's not bland, the way he acknowledges her; he sounds warm and amused, trying to put her at her ease.] I'm not in your way, I hope? If I'd known this was your territory, I might have gone somewhere else.

I say might have. I don't know if I could hold up my head if I let you chase me out. [Look, he's genuinely nice and everything. Not even a bit slimy. Not at all the guy who as good as accused her to her face of being a Phantom Thief on Sunday. Except his polish is itself suspicious, if you know he's hiding something.]
pantera: (035.)

[personal profile] pantera 2023-03-13 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[His polite cheeriness should soothe her, but it causes instead a distrustful annoyance. And worry too... this sort of conversational maneuvering wasn't her forte. She wished that Makoto was here, or Ren. It's only her though, and she has to be careful.

She turns her head a little bit to hide it, her gaze split between him and the menu. Kamoshida had been a worthless creep, but if he'd taught her anything, it was the value of not blowing up at the slightest provocation. A beat, two, and she raises her hands in a conciliatory gesture, her smile sheepish, and hopefully not forced.]
Oh, don't worry about it, aha! It's not like I own it, or anything like that!

[Whew. She's maybe laying it on a little thick, but she thinks being pleasant will be a better tactic than the alternative. He's being nice, even warm, but she is past the point of being fooled by politeness. Instead of jumping on his bait, she changes the subject.] Besides, I'm not the one you should worry about, am I? You're pretty popular. Don't you get concerned about your fans seeing you?
pancakeboy: ([1+2] [on] neutral)

[personal profile] pancakeboy 2023-03-14 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Honestly, the flapping is a trial; he looks a bit pained. It's interesting what she says, though, once she's done squirming: he attacks, she blocks and counterattacks? More to Takamaki than the alarming catsuit, perhaps? Closing the book, he sets it aside with a little laugh; the pained look vanishes.]

Haha. I could ask you the same—you're a model, aren't you? Of course I have trouble from time to time, but they mean well—[in other words, fame is one of his most favourite things, right next to murder, but his actual fans can all drown in Tokyo Bay.]—and it would be churlish of me to be ungrateful. Especially since the likelihood is it won't last too long.

[This is when his crepe arrives. He thanks the assistant with a smile, and takes a look at it—whipped cream and custard, prettily glazed fruit and some little squares of cake, all arranged inside a folded pancake. He glances back to her.] I can only hope they restrain themselves until I've finished this. Do you have a regular order, or are you more the rebellious type?
pantera: (045.)

[personal profile] pantera 2023-03-15 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, yeah. [She tries not to roll her eyes. It’s not directed at him, oddly enough — only the mention of her career, which she bounced between ambitious enthusiasm and annoyance with. The reminder of her objectification is an unpleasant one.] You’d be surprised. My parents started me off when I was… mm? 2, or 3? By the time I was in elementary school, I didn’t think I’d be doing it for this long either. You haven’t been at it for as long, [she doesn’t think] but people recognize you everywhere.

[His star outshone hers in other words, though she doesn’t sound bitter about it at all. It’s a rare bit of forthrightness about her ongoing career, perhaps in exchange for what she perceives to be his own.

… So weird, having a conversation with Akechi, of all people. A civil one, anyway. Ryuji was going to flip. Talking shop’s an easy thing, with little emotion involved to get riled up about. It’s not school related and not… well. Not heart-stealing related, and she rarely has the opportunity to do it with the other Phantom Thieves, either. It feels strange and boastful to bring it up around them, when truthfully, she’s anything but about the work.

Her gaze flicks over to his crepe, her eyebrows lifting. She thought he’d be pretty restrained, but this looks like something she’d order.]
Oh! That one’s one of my favorites. I’ve got a few I rotate through. Strawberries and cream is good too. There’s angel food cake inside, and a condensed milk drizzle…

[She’s fantasizing about crepes, give her a second.]
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[personal profile] pancakeboy 2023-03-15 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Now, Akechi is very good at backing out of conversations he doesn't want to be in. But this is a different situation: Takamaki may not be interesting in her own right, but as a connection of Amamiya's and a Phantom Thief, and a trespasser in the Metaverse to boot—which is supposed to be his own private safe space, his own domain where he lets his hair down—well, he can at least spare her the time it takes to eat a bit of a crepe. And he can talk about food forever, too. Probably, between them, they could talk about nothing but crepes for the rest of the day—though Akechi has other plans.

He's turned the plate this way and that, listening with half an ear and structuring the conversation in his head; he pulls out his phone and takes a carefully-framed photo, before looking back to her as he puts his phone away. There's an odd twinkle in his eye: yes, I post photos of my food, it's more interesting than eating it—celebrity needs feeding, plus he likes the notifications, the little stream of attention through the day, while nobody is texting him. He seems, right now, like the sort of person who would post all those fake-cheerful photos on his blog.]


There. Yes, the drizzles. The condensed milk one always makes me feel a little young—though I suppose, looking at this, I've lost that battle already. There's an invitation-only place in Ginza that makes their own coffee drizzle for their tiramisu crepe. [In other words, yes, he goes to invitation-only places.] Most places use chocolate, and off-the-shelf at that, which is—I'm sorry, I'm boring you.

[He almost wishes someone would take a picture of the two of them. It would blow Ren's mind. Or maybe it wouldn't—who knows what he's thinking, from one day to the next? Well, Akechi has a feeling Takamaki might know....]
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[personal profile] pantera 2023-03-18 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Ann half-listens, nodding along when it seemed appropriate and taking the moment to inwardly regroup. It's a perfectly normal conversation. One she'd have with one of the Phantom Thieves even, and had often at that. Besides knowing that having him around at all meant that she had to take certain precautions, she wonders why he'd made himself known to her here. Why bother, she wonders. It wasn't just friendliness, though she isn't sure what it could be.

Other than information, that was. This is the part that makes her uneasy. Keeps her from getting too comfortable, even as she plans to settle into what she thinks will be an odd sort of hanging out. She orders in the lull between their discussion, and something about how he words things rankles her. Reminds her a little of Mika, actually; there's something not quite mean-spirited in it but still off. Bragging, almost.

Having been a great many places, and often in situations where she was out of her depth, she's found some value in keeping information to herself. Her mixed-race lineage being known was in itself a hindrance. She'd become withdrawn in bits and pieces after that. And in her worst months stuck with Kamoshida's perversions, had learned a great deal about flattery to avoid giving out too much detail when he requested (and later demanded).

Akechi's not that bad, she thinks. Not so bad as Kamoshida. Obviously a pretty smart guy, and he's popular, right? He hasn't done anything wrong yet, other than being a snoop. Which she had to begrudgingly admit, was technically his job. But flattery went a long way even with nice guys. Lots of them just liked to talk about themselves.]


No, it's not boring! It's pretty cool that you get to go places like that. [Her smile comes a little easier now.] It must be because you've done a lot of work for police, huh? Do you ever meet other celebrities there?
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[personal profile] pancakeboy 2023-03-26 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ugh. People say that all the time, and every time it rankles. Oh, you work for the police?—no, he works with the police, sometimes, and they're beneath contempt. It's far from the most annoying thing Takamaki could have said, but his eyes harden all the same. Looking down at his plate, he pops a bit of crepe into his mouth, to recover; when he's done, he looks back to her, the picture of apologetic innocence.

His smile is fainter, a little more rueful.]
Sorry. Everyone's a little sensitive about their work, aren't they? Especially when they have more reason than most. [Because the more he feels Takamaki's eyes skip to him—a glance here, a sideeye there—and the more she keeps her attention half-on him, the more she's obviously thinking about her situation, the more he's reframing her in his mind. She's smart enough to know Akechi isn't interested in the pleasure of her company, and to wonder what he's trying to get from her—well, perhaps her history explains that. If she feels unappreciated in her time, Akechi can work with that, and will.]

You asked if I meet other celebrities. ["bragging" was exactly right; he likes to show off, and it's obvious as hell—if you aren't charmed by him.] Aren't I meeting one now, here? [He gestures to her, not actually pointing his crepe fork her way. He had help to get into the public eye, of course—and far more than he realises, not all from human agency—but he won't share that with her.] I've seen your pictures. I was just lucky, you know, that the Phantom Thieves showed up during my five minutes of fame. [And there it is. He looks her right in the eye, and his charming ways recede into something more intense, a sunbeam fading into shadow—but then it passes, as if that's not why he's talking to her at all.

Again, he looks down at his crepe, picking a bit from it with his fork. He's barely touched it, as if he was more interested in photographing it than eating it. And perhaps that sunbeam didn't entirely return—he seems rather more thoughtful, and more assessing; more the detective, and less the airheaded celebrity.]
If you ask me, you work harder than I do. I've done one photoshoot, and I never want to do another. [Yeah, he does.]