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the hate sex meme

1. Jealousy: Who are they sexting late at night? Did their gaze linger too long on your sexy neighbor? Time to confront them, show them that they are yours, that they belong with you and no one else.
2. Recently broken up: Breaking up is hard to do. The fights, the separation, the bad feelings that come with it. And sometimes lingering passions can make you have some intense reunions.
3. Long Time Enemies: Childhood rivals, competing companies, families, good vs. evil, whatever it is, you two do not get along. But hate can easily give way to a different sort of passion.
4. Taunting: You push and you push and you push, and they push back. Eventually one of you is going to snap, you can only ignore sexual tension for so long.
5. Just plain hate: You hate them. So much. And every time they look at you, you want to punch them in the face, but deep in your depraved mind you would really like to rip their clothes off and have some hot hate sex. Time to give in.
6. Wildcard: Pick from above or... got a different scenario in mind? Go crazy. Pick your own!

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Glance-- wow, that's a gross one. And dude, Dave's just, y'know, being Dave. He can't help sending me a wall of text at least once an hour. He's basically got an Egbert addiction.

[John puts his phone away, only for it to buzz again a few seconds later. He pulls it out, smiling sheepishly.]

Okay, I'm sorry, I'll get him to shut up.

[...Eventually. Five minutes later he's still texting with the guy like there's no tomorrow.

[Karkat rolls his eyes and settles back down to turn back and watch the movie, but at the buzz, he's glaring back at John, a low growl in his throat.]

Oh my fucking god. Are you seriously texting him again? Is he physically incapable of not speaking? And you're not doing anything to help matters here, John. Dear sweet raging phlegm nodes, if you like talking with him that much go have a goddamn feelings jam.

Edited 2013-04-27 07:17 (UTC)

Dude, he's just telling me about a song he's mixing for me. Not exactly feelings jam material up in here.

[He sends back a quick message answering Dave's question and telling him he's watching a movie-- maybe that'll be enough to get the dork to shut up!]

Okay, okay, what's happening, again?

the hate sex meme

finishing up school myself hahaha

Hehe we're in the same boat then kinds :B

yup!