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the hate sex meme

1. Jealousy: Who are they sexting late at night? Did their gaze linger too long on your sexy neighbor? Time to confront them, show them that they are yours, that they belong with you and no one else.
2. Recently broken up: Breaking up is hard to do. The fights, the separation, the bad feelings that come with it. And sometimes lingering passions can make you have some intense reunions.
3. Long Time Enemies: Childhood rivals, competing companies, families, good vs. evil, whatever it is, you two do not get along. But hate can easily give way to a different sort of passion.
4. Taunting: You push and you push and you push, and they push back. Eventually one of you is going to snap, you can only ignore sexual tension for so long.
5. Just plain hate: You hate them. So much. And every time they look at you, you want to punch them in the face, but deep in your depraved mind you would really like to rip their clothes off and have some hot hate sex. Time to give in.
6. Wildcard: Pick from above or... got a different scenario in mind? Go crazy. Pick your own!

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[Oh yeah, these brawls are some of Bulk's favorite fights in the war. Anytime he can trade paint with his rival, is a good time. Especially when he's got the upper hand.

Unfortunately this wasn't one of those good times at the moment. The gloating gets a glare out of him.]

I'll show ya how soft I've gotten.

[Oh he's taking that dare to get up, you're not getting the better of him. He's still got his mace out, and as he stands up, he's bringing it up and around with him, aiming for Breakdown's midsection.]

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[Breakdown may let his guard down once too often, but he's no fool. He steps back and meets Bulkhead's swing with one of his own, hammer meeting mace with a giant 'crash!'.]

Sure ya will -- [He leans in, his single eye practically glittering as he mutters,] 'Specially once I finish you off 'n go say "hi" to your little human pet.

[If it's one thing Breakdown knows how to do all too well, it's to push Bulkhead's buttons. Especially the ones that hit his anger triggers.

Their weapons collide and Bulkhead pushes back, straining against the might equal to his own. The threat makes his optics narrow. He's heard the threat before, more than a few times. Yet it still manages to set him off like nothing else.]

Yer not touchin' her.

[There's a growl of his engine, and it gives him the surge he needs to push forward. Slamming his free shoulder into Breakdown, and tackling him.]

[When in doubt, go for the soft spot to keep Bulkhead going, and the Wrecker's response only serves to make Breakdown's grin even bigger... and almost predatory, in a way.

But the extra force manages to overpower Breakdown, and he's pushed back off of his feet -- but he manages to reach out and grab at Bulkhead as he falls, intent on bringing his opponent down with him.]

[They've definitely been enemies for too long, not to know how the other works. Not that it helps Bulkhead. Get him angry enough and he just loses it.

Like now. He can feel himself grabbed and dragged down with Breakdown. He tries to use it to his advantage and slam down with his weight on him. He winds up almost straddling him in an attempt to pin him down.]

Give up?

[Just as pla-- ow.

He grunts in pain when Bulkhead slams into him, and he hits the ground with a loud 'thud', pinned underneath Bulkhead before he can do anything else. The rush of the fighting is still flooding through him, and he doesn't even notice when his cooling fans click on as the dust starts to settle.]

Hah! You wish.

[With a loud, angry rev of his engine, he pushes up to try and flip push them backward so that he's on top, and he swings a fist at Bulkhead's face for good measure.]

[There's a rush of power that runs through his systems, feeling his arch nemesis pinned beneath him. However brief it might be. That combined with the rush of fighting still flowing through him, causes a loud growl from his engine. Cooling fans kicking in unnoticed.]

Yer stayin' down!

[His engine gives it's own angry rev in return as he pushes back hard, determined to keep him down. He wasn't going to loose the advantage again. The punch catches him off guard, though, and he stumbles back some.][

[Yes! Even though the first attempt to get control of the situation failed, Bulkhead's stumble gives Breakdown another chance to take the initiative and try to push the Autobot back again with a sharp laugh.]

Y'ever gonna say somethin' you mean?

the hate sex meme

\o/ Sorry, got caught up in a movie Lady was showing, lol

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Oh god, this is so old, it's okay if you don't want to keep going. xD

muwahah as it so happens, i very much do

Mwahahaha

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