the hate sex meme

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the hate sex meme

1. Jealousy: Who are they sexting late at night? Did their gaze linger too long on your sexy neighbor? Time to confront them, show them that they are yours, that they belong with you and no one else.
2. Recently broken up: Breaking up is hard to do. The fights, the separation, the bad feelings that come with it. And sometimes lingering passions can make you have some intense reunions.
3. Long Time Enemies: Childhood rivals, competing companies, families, good vs. evil, whatever it is, you two do not get along. But hate can easily give way to a different sort of passion.
4. Taunting: You push and you push and you push, and they push back. Eventually one of you is going to snap, you can only ignore sexual tension for so long.
5. Just plain hate: You hate them. So much. And every time they look at you, you want to punch them in the face, but deep in your depraved mind you would really like to rip their clothes off and have some hot hate sex. Time to give in.
6. Wildcard: Pick from above or... got a different scenario in mind? Go crazy. Pick your own!

 

 

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[formersurgeon]

Oh, believe me, I am quite comfortable with my feelings about "this Sherlock fellow." They're exactly the reason why I want to see you pay for what you've done.

[moriarty_was_real]

Oh but that will be very difficult, you see. I'm afraid you'll never realise that passionate desire toward me, you simply don't have the power to do so and you never will.

[Moriarty fixed his dark eyes on his interrogator's, utterly playful in his taunting.]

Because I haven't done anything. You can't find evidence for something that never happened because it just doesn't exist, and no matter how bad you want me, you'll never have me.

[formersurgeon]

[She rises, hands palms-down on the table, and leans toward him. Over him.]

I have you exactly where I want you. I'm just here to give you a choice. Give me what I want, or go down on a multiple murder charge and never see the outside of a prison cell for the rest of your life.

[moriarty_was_real]

[Oh my, now she's riled up and TOWERING over him! What a show of force and intimidation! Moriarty grins up at her with casual delight.]

So you're finally beginning to understand? You don't have me exactly where you want me. You don't have me at all. Best resign yourself to a lifetime of unbearable frustration because I won't GIVE you what you want, no matter how much you gnash your teeth and wail...

[And now Moriarty adds his infuriating boyish eyebrow raise to the effect, voice lowering to a whisper.]

... And you aren't strong enough to TAKE it from me.

[formersurgeon]

[Wow, subtext. She narrows her eyes, her voice going very calm, very cold.]

You'd like that, wouldn't you. Like me to take it from you.

[moriarty_was_real]

There's a word for that, you know. It's "interrogation."

[Moriarty's spoke in even warmer and friendlier tones in response.]

Maybe you should have looked the word up before entering an "interrogation room." Would you like to run off and do that right now? Maybe you'll have time to start over and get it right this time!