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the hate sex meme

1. Jealousy: Who are they sexting late at night? Did their gaze linger too long on your sexy neighbor? Time to confront them, show them that they are yours, that they belong with you and no one else.
2. Recently broken up: Breaking up is hard to do. The fights, the separation, the bad feelings that come with it. And sometimes lingering passions can make you have some intense reunions.
3. Long Time Enemies: Childhood rivals, competing companies, families, good vs. evil, whatever it is, you two do not get along. But hate can easily give way to a different sort of passion.
4. Taunting: You push and you push and you push, and they push back. Eventually one of you is going to snap, you can only ignore sexual tension for so long.
5. Just plain hate: You hate them. So much. And every time they look at you, you want to punch them in the face, but deep in your depraved mind you would really like to rip their clothes off and have some hot hate sex. Time to give in.
6. Wildcard: Pick from above or... got a different scenario in mind? Go crazy. Pick your own!

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[[Troll bio sounds good to me!]]

[The clatter's enough-- Jane's flings her giant fork-spoon combo out of her sylladex and into her hand just in time to turn and block the knife a mere foot from her throat.

She smirks.]

Did you think I made it this long without handling myself? Such cheek.

[Jane's bodyguards advance carefully, slowly, aware that Jane sometimes likes to make her attackers squirm first.]

[Shit.]

[Karkat's eyes widen at the parry. How the fuck was she so fast?? He didn't realize humans could move so fast.]

[He retreats a step, brandishing the knife before him in the same way he would hold his sickle. He looks at the advancing bodyguards, teeth clenched as he sizes them up briefly before looking back at Jane.]

Who knows? Maybe you got along this far by staying under Mommy's shadow.

[He should stop talking, but he knows he's a dead troll anyway.]

I never called her "Mommy."

[She flicks the fork at his hand, knocking the knife to the floor. It just barely nicks his wrist, and the red blood that wells up immediately catches her eye.]

Hm. I see.

[She gestures at one of the guards, and he crosses, moving to handcuff the intruder.]

[Karkat scrambles a bit when the knife is knocked out of his hands, but then his eyes widen when the fork nicks his hand. He scrambles back to hide the blood, but he knows she's already seen it. Fuck, now the guards are coming.]

Get back!!

[He aims a punch at one of them.]

[The guard goes down, but there's twenty, thirty to take his place. Karkat is handcuffed and being led off to be executed in seconds.

Jane raises her voice:]

Stop. Bring him to my room.

[She needn't say anything else. The guards do as she says, and soon Karkat is handcuffed to a hard wooden chair in an otherwise very plush bedroom. Jane locks her door and steps in front of him.]

They let a mutant be their lead assassin? Today of all days? I didn't think even the rebels were that...tolerant.

[He knew the second he threw the punch that it was a fight that was lost, but at least Katkat had the pride of going down with a fight. His struggles are short-lived once the handcuffs go on, and he knows he's ready for execution. He hangs his head, ready to be led away.]

[Of course, he isn't expecting to be taken to Jane's room, on Jane's own orders. He's in a confused daze as he's dragged to her room and handcuffed to the chair. He glares up at her, not bothering to hide his hatred now that they're alone.]

We're all fighting to see you end up in the gutter, miss Crocker. [He sneers at her name.] If we're all fighting for the same thing, nobody gives a barfing fuck about blood.

Even if you, of all of them, are more like me than any of them?

[She shakes her head, giving an amused smile.]

Perhaps they just wanted to rid themselves of you. It would be the simplest way, after all.

Something makes me want to prevent that wish from ever coming true.

[Jane bends at the waist, her face dangerously close to the troll's.]

How would you like to be my slave...? Oh, I didn't catch your name, I'm afraid.

I'm nothing like you, you shitty piece of human filth.

[He replies with her smile with a glare and a scowl.]

Bullshit. We all knew this was the best time to get rid of you.

[He leans back as best as he can as she leans in close.]

Why the shit-gargling fuck would I give you my name??

[Jane tilts her head ever so slightly.]

What difference does it make if I'm going to kill you?

[Karkat growls at her, but eventually breaks his gaze away from her.]

...Karkat. Vantas.

So easy, in the end.

[She leans in, strokes the back of her hand over his cheek.]

If you cooperate, everything will be easy. For the rest of your life.

Because I'm really not all that bad, you know. Not at all.

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Sorry about the delay! I just finished my last final :3

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