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the hate sex meme

1. Jealousy: Who are they sexting late at night? Did their gaze linger too long on your sexy neighbor? Time to confront them, show them that they are yours, that they belong with you and no one else.
2. Recently broken up: Breaking up is hard to do. The fights, the separation, the bad feelings that come with it. And sometimes lingering passions can make you have some intense reunions.
3. Long Time Enemies: Childhood rivals, competing companies, families, good vs. evil, whatever it is, you two do not get along. But hate can easily give way to a different sort of passion.
4. Taunting: You push and you push and you push, and they push back. Eventually one of you is going to snap, you can only ignore sexual tension for so long.
5. Just plain hate: You hate them. So much. And every time they look at you, you want to punch them in the face, but deep in your depraved mind you would really like to rip their clothes off and have some hot hate sex. Time to give in.
6. Wildcard: Pick from above or... got a different scenario in mind? Go crazy. Pick your own!

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[It's difficult, getting used to this new world-- Earthnia? Whatever the fuck the kids are calling it. Living with so many people who want to be close, want to be friendly, that's annoying enough. But the trolls?

The trolls are fascinating but difficult.

Happily, one of them makes all that worth it. One of them has hilarious reactions to any sort of prodding. And boy does Bro like to prod. And then that little fucker thinks he's Dave's friend and, well. Bro's just gonna take advantage of that every single fucking time the kid comes over.]

Hey, shortstuff. Dave ain't here. Pretty sure he's sucking Egbert's dick today. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news-- seeing a heartbroken troll is just the worst gotdang thing.

[Karkat wasn't preparing for the fact that their Guardians would be resurrected and brought to live with them in their new universe after the Game's completion, and he was actually pretty fine with most of them. Whether it was enjoying the sweet foodstuffs that John's guardian made or resisting the sopor-liquid drinks that Rose's mom continued to offer, they were nice for humans. Okay, so maybe Jade's grandpa might have tried to shoot them when they first met, but that fiasco had been sorted out right away, and the older human was fairly tolerable afterwards.]

[Dave's guardian, on the other hand, was downright infuriating.]

[If Karkat thought Dave was annoying, Dave was absolutely pleasant and likable compared to his brother. Every single word that fell from Dave's guardian's mouth was like grinding claws on the schoolfeeding chalkboard. If that wasn't enough, he always obsessed over those stupid puppets with the jutting asses or tried to twist everything he said into an innuendo so convoluted and complicated it made Karkat's think pan dizzy just thinking about it. The one time Karkat had retaliated with a fist, he had been impossibly and embarrassingly bested in a matter of seconds, causing Karkat to become even more infuriated.]

[The worst part about it was that Dave's 'Bro' seemed to be bugging him for the sole purpose of pissing him off.]

[He had come looking for Dave, but naturally things couldn't go simply for him, and now Karkat was glaring up at Bro, growling under his breath.]

I'm not heartbroken, you ignorant fuckwit. Why would I be heartbroken over shit that I know is complete and utter bullshit?

Like you don't notice how they spend so much time together.

[Bro gives Karkat a once over.]

Ain't you the one into romcoms and shit? They're kinda right outta one, these days. I'm just waiting for Dave to burst out of a closet at me, is all. Sorry to say it won't be for you, though. He went down the troll junk road and came out sticky and wiser.

[Dramatic pause.]

Oh, sorry. That was the other one you liked, wasn't it? Tyrannosaurus or whatever?

[Karkat leers at Bro, his fists clenching at his sides.]

Do you ever stop spouting stupid crap that isn't true?? Dave and John aren't going out. If you're looking for cheap entertainment, go watch some of your shitty puppet porn and fondle your bulge, at least then you'll only be an annoyance in isolation from the rest of us.

[And he's willing to let it drop, turning away from Bro, but he freezes when Bro continues.]

...Are you talking about Terezi??

But if I left, you'd make baby Dave all sad. Wouldn't wanna do that, would you, lover boy?

[He snorts.]

I like my name better.

Shut up.

[Karkat growls, and actually takes a step towards Bro. Who cares if the human is a foot taller, he's pissed off now.]

I don't give a shit what you say about Dave, but don't start spouting fake things about Terezi.

[Bro smirks down at Karkat, cocks his head to the side.]

Huh. You still carryin' a teeny little torch, kiddo? Guess I'm not surprised. If you ignore all the lickin' and the teeth, she does kinda have a booty that has no intention of quittin' in the near future.

I said shut your fucking mouth!!

[He snarls, and aims a punch at Bro.]

[Bro flashsteps sideways, then again until he's behind Karkat and kicking him in the ass, sending him tumbling into the apartment.]

If y'can keep your hands to yourself, y'can wait on the futon until Dave gets home. Otherwise, I'm happy to take this to the roof, candycorn.

[Karkat stumbles forward, struggling to keep balance, before simply being kicked to the ground. He lands hard, but in a matter of minutes he's struggling to get back to his feet. Glaring daggers at Bro, He surges forward again, this time to try and grab Bro's shirt.]

I'll take you out right here and now, bulgelicker!

[Bro lets him take the grab, but doesn't move or react. That'd just give the kid what he wants, after all.

So he just stares him down for a few seconds. Then he smirks.]

I'm afraid I don't date outside my species, horny.

the hate sex meme

Re: Bro Strider | Homestuck | OTA (partners must be a0ged up to 18 or more)

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Ahaha its perfect :B

good >:D

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Sorry for the delay! Was finishing my last final.

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