the hate sex meme

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the hate sex meme

1. Jealousy: Who are they sexting late at night? Did their gaze linger too long on your sexy neighbor? Time to confront them, show them that they are yours, that they belong with you and no one else.
2. Recently broken up: Breaking up is hard to do. The fights, the separation, the bad feelings that come with it. And sometimes lingering passions can make you have some intense reunions.
3. Long Time Enemies: Childhood rivals, competing companies, families, good vs. evil, whatever it is, you two do not get along. But hate can easily give way to a different sort of passion.
4. Taunting: You push and you push and you push, and they push back. Eventually one of you is going to snap, you can only ignore sexual tension for so long.
5. Just plain hate: You hate them. So much. And every time they look at you, you want to punch them in the face, but deep in your depraved mind you would really like to rip their clothes off and have some hot hate sex. Time to give in.
6. Wildcard: Pick from above or... got a different scenario in mind? Go crazy. Pick your own!

 

 

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Duo Maxwell | Gundam Wing

[braidedwonder]

[chang_wufei]

No one, not even Khushrenada, had been able to get under his skin and irritate him like Duo seemed to be able to within seconds of entering the room. And someone had thought it'd be a good idea to put them on a month long mission together, sharing a small one room apartment for a stakeout. He'd be surprised if they both made it out alive.

He grumbled as the door opened behind him, announcing Duo's return from getting food. And here he'd had some peace and quiet.

[braidedwonder]

At first he'd done his best not to step on Wufei's toes, trying to keep as quiet as he could be while staying sane, and staying mostly out of his way. But after a certain point, he'd decided to throw caution to the wind, trying to be a little annoying from time to time just to shake up the silence with Wufei being incensed at him for one reason or another. It was kind of amusing.

Like right now, as he walks up behind Wufei, making sure to press their bodies pretty close as he drops Wufei's box in front of him.

"There you go. Chow down, 'Fei."

[chang_wufei]

Blood rushing to his cheeks, Wufei twisted to push Duo back from him. What did that idiot thing he was doing?!

"I didn't invite you to touch," he growled, grabbing the box and stepping away from him to find a seat and, hopefully, enjoy his meal in peace.

[braidedwonder]

"Hey!" Duo yelps as he's pushed back, pouting a lip out before plopping down in his own spot. ... That's pretty close to Wufei, if he's at all honest. He's a bit too stubborn to get out of this, just yet. He'd probably end up with his nose bitten off to spite his face but... shit happened, okay?

"I was just givin' you your dinner, Wufei. Damn."

[chang_wufei]

"The last I heard, bringing food doesn't require full body contact," he pointed out with a scowl, taking a bite. At least Duo had gotten his order right. But he didn't seem to understand the concept of personal space.

[braidedwonder]

"Well excuse me. It wasn't like I was completely naked and grinding, Wufei. Jesus." A part of Duo really, really, wants to loosen Wufei up somehow. More than likely by doing exactly what he just said, but he also wanted to be able to sit correctly tomorrow and the rest of his life.

"You're so damn uptight it's a wonder you're even still breathing, man."

Loosen him up to fit better, hm?

[chang_wufei]

Face burning darker, Wufei glared at him. "Get your mind out of the gutter, Maxwell. There is nothing wrong with a little modesty."

But that image was now stuck in Wufei's mind no matter how he tried to push it away by avoiding looking at Duo, meaning his blush wasn't going anywhere.

oh you know it

[braidedwonder]

"You're headed in to stick so far up your ass you can probably feel it in your throat territory, Wufei." Some people might like the feeling of other things in their throats, but he wouldn't bring that up just yet. It was more fun to annoy the hell out of Wufei than be quiet, anyway, regardless of what either of them got out of it at the end of the day.

"But I guess to each his own."

*eyebrow waggle*

[chang_wufei]

"Mind off of my ass," he said with a snort, giving no further reply to dignify that.

Wufei ate enough to satisfy before setting the rest aside for later and returning to the monitors to go back to trying to ignore Duo. Not that it'd last, he had a feeling.

[braidedwonder]

"But it's such a nice ass." Nope, he wasn't going to let go of this bone quite yet, even if it could end up with a goose egg on his head for all of his troubles. It was worth it, okay? Just to annoy the hell out of Wufei and make sure that the former Shenlong pilot hadn't had too easy of a time with him being around.

And if all it took was talk of butts, well, Duo's talked about much worse with stranger people.

[chang_wufei]

Wufei growled, clenching his fist. Punching Duo would just mean putting up with him longer if he knew Une's method of making agents work together like he thought he did. But oh it was tempting, if just to make him shut up.

"Whether it is or isn't is none of your business!"

[braidedwonder]

Duo just laughs, enjoying picking at the other pilot. He even scoots closer, tempting fate and the fact that he wasn't really fond of the idea of another extended mission with the former Shenlong pilot either. But, anything for the cause of annoying the hell out of the other pilot. He could be a brave soul and make some sacrifices, okay?

"You're the one who brought your own ass up for inspection, Wufei. Just sayin'."

[chang_wufei]

"I did no such thing!" Wufei protested with a glare, his face burning darker as he turned his head to face Duo, only to realize how close the other pilot had gotten. Quickly, he pushed himself up to this feet to put some more distance between them.

[braidedwonder]

"Yes you did." He teases, smirking to himself as Wufei moved away. he couldn't quite explain why, but annoying the Chinese pilot was just too amusing to stop, sometimes. Today was one of those times, apparently. It might not be very adventageous to his health, but... oh well. He laughs lightly as Wufei moves away, rolling his eyes.

"Man you need to get laid. You'd probably chill right out."

[chang_wufei]

The Chinese pilot growled, stalking over to stand right in front of Duo and glare at him. "Let me make this clear. My private life, including any intimacy I may or may not have, is none of your business."

[braidedwonder]

Duo just smirks as Wufei skulks up to him, smirking in the face of the other's fury at the moment. In fact, with Wufei this close his eyes dart between Wufei's lips and eyes, debating whether he ought to lean in and kiss him or not. He's right there, and really... what's the worst that could happen?

"Wufei? Shut up." Because he's just gonna lean in and kiss you now, okay? Okay.

[chang_wufei]

About to snap at Duo for the order, Wufei was stunned silent at the touch of lips, freezing. Of all the things Duo might have done when they were up close to each other, that hadn't been on Wufei's mental list of possibilities.

[braidedwonder]

Sorry, Wufei, but he wasn't about to let you get away with being so close Scott-free. He leans in to kiss him a little harder, not yet daring to touch him other than a light touch of fingers on his arm, trying to suck him in without, you know, getting his head knocked off with a punch.

[chang_wufei]

The little change was enough to snap Wufei out of his shock with the determination that he wasn't going to let the loud mouth idiot win so easily. He kissed back firmly, nipping the other man's lip with a growl.

[braidedwonder]

Duo smirks against Wufei's lips, willingly backing down for the moment, hand gripping the other man's arm with a bit more force, now. At the nip to his lip, he parts them slightly, teasing at Wufei's with his tongue and seeing if he'd allow that.


... If he got laid today he wasn't going to be insulted, okay?

[chang_wufei]

Wufei told himself it was curiosity that made him allow it, parting his lips while he grabbed Duo's shoulders to keep him right there. He was determined to be in control.

[braidedwonder]

DUo was more then willing to let Wufei take control, curious to see what the Chinese pilot would do and how far he'd go, above everything else. He testingly runs his tongue along Wufei's lips again, nipping lightly as he waits to see what the other pilot might throw his way, now.

[chang_wufei]

The standing pilot nipped back before deepening the kiss demandingly. Duo had stopped talking, so obviously this was a good method to quiet him down. And he was sticking to that.

[braidedwonder]

Duo moans as Wufei deepens that kiss, trying not to seem too wanton about it, but damn - how was a guy supposed to resist when it was definitely something he'd thought about before? He presses back, not willing to just lay down and take everything Wufei threw his way that easily, but close enough.