angry_jerk: (RAGE)
Dan ([personal profile] angry_jerk) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet 2013-04-20 08:04 pm (UTC)

Dan / Dan Vs

1. Dan can't trust anyone for fear of rejection.

2. He hates the Kardashians.

3. If the events of Camp Heinous never took place, Dan would have never gained an obsession with revenge. However, he would have also never gained a friend, resulting in a lonely, timid man.

4. He only blames kids for their actions if they are clearly, purposefully, doing it on purpose. Example: setting his car on fire.

5. He is hesitant to swear revenge on children due to his own traumatic youth.

6. A personal rule of his is to only attack the person responsible for his current misfortune. Don't blame their employees or mooks for an evil boss's actions.

7. If the employees/mooks clearly enjoy hurting him, ignore the previous head-canon.

8. He believes in equality. If you've hurt him, he cares not for race or gender. You will pay.

9. He also believes all stupid people should be moved out of the country, preferably to Canada. If that is not an option, he will accept Utah, Arkansas, or New Mexico. Arizona on weekdays.

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