1. He's a very active guardian, and does a lot to ensure Dave's readiness in going out into the world on his own. He might be a little odd about what he decides is important knowledge to have, but he teaches it as much and as often as possible.
2. He's got a fairly recognizable southern drawl, and he doesn't even care. It's a good, weird combo with his vernacular that has a lot of profanity in there.
3. He isn't half as ironic as Dave thinks he is. Half the shit that Dave assumes is played up for irony's sake is just him having no fucks to give when it comes to what people think. He fucking loves his horse show, dammit, and he doesn't even care who knows.
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2. He's got a fairly recognizable southern drawl, and he doesn't even care. It's a good, weird combo with his vernacular that has a lot of profanity in there.
3. He isn't half as ironic as Dave thinks he is. Half the shit that Dave assumes is played up for irony's sake is just him having no fucks to give when it comes to what people think. He fucking loves his horse show, dammit, and he doesn't even care who knows.
4. He interned one summer at a rodeo. As a clown.