druuuuuuuuukn.

[hellboi]

THE DRUNK MEME

1. Drinking Games: You're at that special level of drunkenness where previously unimagined things start to sound like a good idea. You know, like another drink. It's cool, I know this great game that will inevitably end with everyone involved being totally wasted. You play until... shit, what were the rules again?

2. Unsolicited Advice: Oh man, you suddenly know the solutions to all of life's mysteries. All it took to figure it all out was half a pint of whiskey! It's time to tell all your friends how to fix the problems with their personal lives, whether they want you to or not.

3. Drunk Texting: Frankly, you can't IMAGINE why anyone wouldn't want to hear about how drunk you are right now. If only you could remember where the vowels are on this tiny keyboard. Drawing inspiration from TFLN is encouraged.

4. Tell Them How You Really Feel: You lost some of your less important inhibitions three or four drinks ago, and it's time to tell it how it is! Hunt down the person you love, or possibly the person you hate, or even just the person you don't literally just met, and bare your heart to them in a way that you'll almost definitely regret tomorrow morning.

5. Karaoke: Shot through the heart, and you're to blame! You give love... a bad... something...

6. Terrible Ideas: This is going to be so awesome, guys. I've got the skateboard, and I'm handcuffed to Steve... is the camera rolling? And who's lighting the fireworks?

7. Flirting: While all that booze may not have enhanced your charm, it certainly did wonders for your ego! Time to find all the hottest dudes and/or chicks in this place and make them swoon before your gin-powered charisma.

8. On the Streets: What better way to follow up a good bar run than by drunkenly wandering the streets in the middle of the night? There may be loud, embarrassing singing. There may be puking in the gutter. You may be completely lost, and not sure why that police officer is speaking Italian.

9. The Next Day: All that you took with you from last night's adventures was a blur of jumbled, confusing memories, a lampshade with googly eyes drawn on it taped to your head, and a brutal hangover. What exactly happened here? And who's that sleeping next to you?

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Jason Todd | Titans

[theotherobin]

Tomoko Kuroki (aged up) | Watamote | OTA

[slightlypopular]

Alec Lightwood | Shadowhunters

[magnusimsorry]

Sarajevo | Arknights OC | OTA

[socialchameleon]

[FINALLY, THE MEME THEY WERE BORN FOR]

alexis rose 🌹 schitt's creek 🌹 ota

[cutehugeyacht]

[drunk alexis is very likely chaotic and too honest, but it would also be funny for her to be the sober one babysitting the drunk!]

Michael Guerin | Roswell, NM

[cosmiccowboy]

Bucky Barnes | MCU |

[frozenassets]

[Ota for gen, M/M for shipping or smut]

[noshavenomad]

[ The boys finally find something that sticks? ]

chai || hi-fi rush || ota

[trashmetal]

5 obvi

[mekarekt]

[Chai had said he didn't actually know how to play the guitar. but did he know how to sing? a core quality in a rockstar worth their salt. truthfully? in her opinion? stardom was overrated. but she wasn't going to stomp on the hopes and dreams of others because of her own preferences. actually, the more limelight on him? the better. she could use a break.

it's nearing closing time at the karaoke place they've decided on and they've been at this for HOURS. what with the number of drinks littering their table. when Hana retakes the stage, she's pulled her hair up in a ponytail (that's what girls do when they're drunk for some reason)]

Chai! Okay, Chai! You have to know this one! You have to know this song from my country! It's iconic. If you don't know this one... I don't know you!

[and from the speakers





comes this.]

Hob Gadling | Sandman (Netflix)

[100more]

Harley Quinn | DCEU | ota

[revmeup]

niki shiina | enstars | m/m

[wholesnack]

Sae | original | ota

[experiment01]

(When she is truly well-plastered, Sae is an incredibly affectionate drunk. clinging to people and demanding attention like a starving dog. If the thread seems like it's heading in a shippy direction, F/M only. Otherwise, it's /gen! )

Doyle || Angel the Series || OTA

[dublinbrogue]

wakasa imaushi | tokyo revengers

[involve]

Guinevere ‘Guin’ Davies / OC / OTA

[aimlesswonder]

[OOC: Either her college self is drunk partying or her adult self is drunk bitching.]

kaeya alberich — genshin impact (ota).

[frore]

kamisato ayato / genshin impact

[cutflowers]

( m/m preferred for shipping. )

Clint Barton | Marvel

[nexttarget]

clyde donovan ✭ south park (ota)

[cryde]

[kyley_b]

dude

this is kyle, not your uber eats driver. stop fucking texting me directions/bribes for more nuggets wtf

alhaitham | genshin impact

[luck]

jill valentine | resident evil | ota

[torsion]

[ More likely to be tipsy than succumb to full-on drunken behavior! Fine with her or your character being sober or them both drinking. If you'd like me to start, lmk. ]

[oliveira]

[ tipsy shenanigans? ]

Tifa Lockhart || FF7R || F/M

[seventh_heaven]

[Sorry. She's cutting you off for the night.]

[enruin]

C'mon, Tif...

[ the words are a little slurred, reflexes dulled enough that reaching for the drink she plucks out from in front of him is fruitless. he groans, brushing palm over his features as he shifts forward onto his elbow, glancing over his shoulder at the nearly emptied bar.

it was nearing closing time. it's not like she had to worry about kicking him out when the clock struck like these other guys — why not let him indulge? ]

M'just goin' to my room after.

sarafa | nier re[in]carnation | ota 15+

[unabelle]

[she looks...disgusted. as a mistress of the art of 'drinking without actually swallowing', she's plum sober and hating every minute of this torture.]

Claire Bennet || NBC's Heroes || OTA

[infinite1ups]

[ Anyone need a designated driver? Or a drunk people babysitter... ]

Trevor Belmont | Castlevania | OTA

[lineslast]