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ULTRA GIGA SOCK ([personal profile] ultragigasock) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2013-04-19 10:08 pm

The Extreme / Unusual Kink Meme

THE EXTREME / UNUSUAL KINK MEME





HOW TO PLAY:
- Post with your character/canon in the subject line. Be sure to include preferences in either the subject line or comment, detailing what you are or are not interested in playing.
- Tag other people by hitting up the RNG, rolling to pick a category and then a relevant prompt below.
- There will be absolutely no kink-shaming. Do not tag a player with a kink they've said they don't like. No abuse or harassment (unless it's the sexy IC kind) is tolerated.
- This meme is guaranteed to include triggers, squicks, and adult times. Be conscientious of yourself and of your fellow roleplayers.


DOMINANCE (1)
1. Forced orgasm/orgasm denial - Maybe making your partner beg for it. Maybe making them beg you to stop.
2. Breathplay - When you control even how they breathe.
3. Sensory deprivation - So they perceive nothing but your touch.
4. Dub-con - Whether they like it or not.
5. Non-con - They definitely don’t like it. You don’t care.
6. Somnophilia - While you were sleeping...
7. Fisting - Inside them past the wrist.
8. Mind Control - Congratulations: you have powers of hypnosis, or telepathy. All the better to subdue your partner.
9. Master/slave or master/pet dynamics - You own them, and everything they are.
10. Piercings/tattoos/branding/scarification - Leaving a permanent mark.
11. Humiliation - Someone deserves to be taken down a peg or two.
12. Aftercare - You've exhausted them. Time to bathe, cuddle, and put them back together again.
13. Boss/Underling - Maybe you're a special kind of secretary, or maybe you're just willing to do anything for that raise?
14. Teacher/Student - You'll do anything for an A, or maybe teaching adolescents has just become too tempting.
15. Addiction - One of you is absolutely addicted to the other. Maybe they've drugged you, maybe you don't even know.
16. Chastity Belt - They're not allowed to have fun without you.
17. Sensory Deprivation - It's nicer if you don't see it coming.

GENDERPLAY (2)
1. Forced feminization/masculinization - Who's a good little girl?
2. Pegging/Femdom - because guys aren't the only ones who can bend someone over a desk and fuck 'em.
3. Breast expansion - Hmm, let's make a few adjustments here...
4. Cock expansion - Maybe it can be just a bit bigger?
5. Pregnancy, fertilization, breeding - You just can't wait to have a child.
6. Human cattle/livestock - Milking, feeding, mucking 'em out.
7. Bimbo/slut transformation - They only exist to fuck. Preferably to fuck you.

VIOLENCE (3)
1. Bloodplay - Mmmm. Tastes like pennies.
2. Vore - Who's hungry?
3. Mutilation - including castration, amputation, evisceration
4. Fight - No better way to warm up for fucking.
5. Needleplay - A few little pricks in the all the right places.
6. Wax play - It won't burn too badly.

ANATOMY (4)
1. Watersports - A golden shower.
2. Xenophilia, tentacles - Maybe you're a little too fond of alien anatomy. Or maybe aliens are a little too fond of you...
3. Inflation - You've taken so much that you're swollen.
4. Sounding - Slide it right down the center of his cock.
5. Medical kink - Oh, doctor, I have a terrible problem...
6. Enemas - To clean you out everywhere.
7. Extreme size difference - possibly even anatomically impossible sex
8. Multiple penetration - As many as you can take.
9. Oviposition - A new use for eggs. Or maybe you need to find a host for your own eggs?
10. Bathroom control - Control over something very personal.
11. Lactation - A very special brand of milk.
12. Urethra play - Be careful what you put in there.

AGEPLAY (5)
1. Age difference - May-December
2. Extreme age difference - ...February-December?
3. Underage sex - They might not know what they're doing, but they'll try.
4. Virginity - Time to deflower one partner or another.

OTHER (6)
1. Fucking machines - When human stamina just isn't enough
2. Ritualistic sex - a religious sacrifice, a cult demand.
3. Gangbang - They're all here, and they all want you.
4. Multiple - Pick two of the above.
5. Multiple multiple - pick 3-5 of the above.
6. Challenge - Include 5+ of the above.
7. Incest - Fun for the whole family.
8. Electricity - A few little shocks can just be electrifying.
9. Public - Will someone see? Do you want them to?
10. Tentacles - Lots of them
11. Fucking machine - It doesn't tire out.
12. Wild card - Don't like any of the options? Come up with your own!

[personal profile] smuppetwrangler 2013-04-21 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Bro's swiftly grabbed another glass and tossed some more ice into that as well. It was only a moment later that he came strolling out of the kitchen, and handed over the short glass filled with bourbon, scotch, tequila, and whiskey, and took a sip of his, before having a seat nearby.

"Hey, good job with the race. Damn, second place? That's fucking great for the switchover." He looked over his glasses at John with a smirk. "So hey. I never showed you the studio for my sites, did I?" He pointed towards the kitchen, where the pull-down ladder led to the extra room that he converted to a 'studio', which was more or less a green screen in one corner and a veritable shitload of smuppets in front of a camera. "You've probably seen the webcams around, but not the main stage."

He knew that Dave talked about it like some sort of capital letter Big Secret, since he'd only ever been up there a handful of times, and never for very long. Bro spent a lot of time up there, to be honest. An almost disproportionate amount of time, in fact.
planethealer: (laughing)

[personal profile] planethealer 2013-04-21 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
John took a sip without really looking at the drink he'd been given, and immediately pulled a face, trying his best not to sputter and cough as it burned its way down his throat. "Dude, this is the grossest thing I have ever put in my mouth. What is this, gasoline?" The second sip went down easier.

He was distracted soon enough by the change in topic, and before Bro had finished speaking, there was one of his cheeky grins spreading across his face. He batted his eyelashes up at him. "Do you show your porn studio off to all the young boys, Mr. Strider, or am I special? I have to know how much swooning is appropriate."

[personal profile] smuppetwrangler 2013-04-21 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
He had to chuckle at the first with a response of, "Might be, you see me drinking it, though. I could water it down for you with some hawaiian punch or some other kiddie shit if you're so damn picky." Honestly, it was kind of strong, he wasn't going to even lie, but he had to be a dick about it anyway.

He took another sip and then he raised an eyebrow at the next. "Porn studio, psh," he shook his head with a smooth smile. "it's just a fuckin' loft, jesus, you make it sounds like I've got silicone-titted fake chicks and a kiddie pool of jello up there or some shit." He huffed another chuckle before sipping his drink again. "But yeah, you're right, you're damn young. Probably better to keep you away from all the damn smut."
planethealer: (eyeroll)

[personal profile] planethealer 2013-04-21 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
The next sip he took was entirely in defiance of that 'kiddie shit' comment. It still tasted awful, but he was getting used to the taste, and the burn. At least, enough to avoid too much additional teasing.

He rolled his eyes, motion and expression exaggerated like he thought nobody would notice his complete and utter disdain if he didn't turn it into an ordeal. "I am pretty sure if you just had girls and a pool of jello up there, like, all the time, the fact that you make puppet porn might actually be the LEAST weird thing about you. And besides, I'm 18! It is not like I've never seen that kind of thing before, Bro."

[personal profile] smuppetwrangler 2013-04-21 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"Not with my little brother as a friend," Bro concurred. He stretched out his legs and leaned back into the back of the futon, sighing contentedly. "It makes money, though. Keeps food in the fridge and the electric paid. That ain't a thing to balk at, no matter how fuckin' weird it is. Anyway, the weirdos are the ones who pay to see that shit. I just thought it up and keep it going. The weirdest ones are the VIPs. They pay a premium just to get on a waiting list to watch two particular videos." He sipped his drink again.

"You might think I'm a fuckin' weirdo, and that's probably a correct assessment, I'm no normal person - but just keep this in mind, John," the way he said John's name was in itself bordering on pornographic, with a low, nearly silken tone, "There's a million other fuckers out there weirder than I could ever even try to be."
planethealer: (... wait what)

[personal profile] planethealer 2013-04-22 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Why was that hot. All he'd said was John's name, that shouldn't have been hot. Still, the tone in his voice sent a shiver running down John's spine that he could only hope Bro wouldn't notice.

He recovered quickly enough, though, and responded with a scoff. "Yeah, I'll believe that when I see it. ...Actually, on second thought, I don't think I want to see how much weirder it gets," he added, laughing to himself. "Still, a waiting list just for two videos? Either those people are just really messed up, or those are some real special videos."

[personal profile] smuppetwrangler 2013-04-22 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"Some combination of the two," Bro responded with a sigh, finishing off his drink. He set the glass aside and closed his eyes as he let the warmth of the alcohol work its way through his system. "They're just of me, you know. Just... me. Doing how I do." Well, one of them had the plushies come into play in a tertiary way, but nothing near as suggestively as some would think. He was rather proud of himself for showing restraint in that field. He had lots of fucked up ideas for videos and hadn't yet published anything near that raunchy. Things involving getting his puppets more involved.

He shook his head with a chuckle. "It's a two year waiting list, just to watch me jack off. Do you know how much of a fucking ego boost that is, that people are waiting in line to watch me get off?"
planethealer: (... wait what)

[personal profile] planethealer 2013-04-22 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh."

Well then.

Suddenly, John was feeling a little bad for having called those people weird. Yeah, that's a sight he'd be willing to pay for. He took another sip of his drink before speaking. "Well, I dunno about waiting a whole two years. That's way more patience then I've got, that's for sure."

[personal profile] smuppetwrangler 2013-04-22 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"You wouldn't have to," Bro said with a lopsided smile. Honestly, he didn't know why some people even stayed on that list for that long. He himself had the attention span of a soapdish when it came to porn, and his needs and desires were fluid in a way that one month's span was enough for a fairly significant shift in what he was into.

He turned to John and raised an eyebrow again. "Nah, dude. You're the kind of guy I'd give a free live-and-in-person show. Hell, I'd watch shit of you if that were a thing that was possible."

That was a pretty roundabout way of saying what he wanted. Damn, being direct was hard with John. Doubly so when it was in earnest.
planethealer: (hey dave)

[personal profile] planethealer 2013-04-22 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
John was just going to blame the fact that he could feel his cheeks heating up on the alcohol, and completely ignore the light blush on his face. He gave Bro a long sidelong glance, hints of a smile pulling at the corner of his lips. "Live and in person? And for free? Wow, I really must be special."

He turned to face Bro directly, looking up at him over the rims of his glasses. There was, as usual, a hint of laughter behind his voice when spoke again, but by no means did that mean he wasn't serious. "And who says that isn't possible?"

John stayed where he sat only for a few more seconds, letting that sink in before he hopped up from the couch and stretched. "You said something about showing me your studio?"

[personal profile] smuppetwrangler 2013-04-22 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Bro slipped up to his feet at John's question and nodded, "I believe I did, yeah." He slipped past John, barely trailing his hand over the younger guy's arm as he walked past towards the kitchen, where he pulled down the ladder from the ceiling, deftly batting a falling smuppet away and towards the sink.

He led the way up the steep, wobbly stairs and waited at the top with a helping outstretched hand when it was John's turn to climb up. "Excuse the mess," he said, really meaning just the pile of smuppets off in one corner, and the wires that ran across the floor of the room to all the webcams that were around the house, and led to a computer on one side of the loft.

It was actually fairly spacious, considering it was technically supposed to be a crawlspace. Bro was tall, but he only had to bend over just slightly to keep from bumping his head. The lights that were in there were minimal, consisting of the LEDs of his computer, and a string of LED party lights that ran across the length of the room. The filming lights were off. It was cozy, for a given value of the word. There was an extra-large beanbag chair near the computer, a dozen pillows and other cushions near the green screen, out of range of the camera, and against the wall near the computer side of the room, there was a large trunk that was ostensibly for costumes for the smuppets, as well as the smuppets themselves.

Bro didn't have much to say about it, actually. What was there to say? "Go ahead and get comfy anywhere, dude." As for Bro, he decided to drop down in the pile of cushions and pillows, looking like royalty of the kingdom of soft and plush shit. Due to the low lighting situation, he finally took off his shades, and set them aside.
planethealer: (heh.)

[personal profile] planethealer 2013-04-22 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
John didn't sit down right away, too busy wandering around the room. Maybe there wasn't really too much of interest, to him anyways, a bunch of weird puppets and some video stuff he didn't understand wasn't exactly the most exciting thing. But it was new, and it was interesting, and he was going to poke at pretty much everything anyways. He avoided the chest full of puppets, though.

Once he was done wandering and investigating, he did another quick once-over of the room, looking for a place to make himself comfortable. He almost went to the beanbag chair, but on another thought, he decided against it, making his way over to where Bro sat instead. He gave him a few seconds to push him away if he wanted, but once it had passed, John just deposited himself, as comfortably as he could, right into Bro's lap. Yep, sure seemed like the most comfortable place in here.

[personal profile] smuppetwrangler 2013-04-22 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Bro watched quietly as John wandered around, and once he'd finished his initial look around and had a seat, Bro put his arm around the younger man's waist. He chuckled when John moved into his lap and his other hand followed suit, rubbing small circles with his fingertips against the small of John's back.

He glanced at John, looking into his eyes, then severed eye contact with a scan down the younger man's body, then back up once more to briefly smile before leaning in, pressing his lips against John's, on the ready to disengage if John protested. The last damn thing he wanted was to make shit awkward.
planethealer: (blushing)

[personal profile] planethealer 2013-04-22 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Making things awkward was a thought that hadn't even occurred to John. As far as he was concerned, he'd stopped worrying about that at about the same time he decided to just go ahead and make himself comfortable in the older man's lap. He draped an arm over Bro's shoulders, shifting to accommodate the arms around his waist.

He was quick to respond to the kiss, closing his eyes and pressing back into it with a contented hum. He may not have been the best or most experienced kisser, but he was certainly enthusiastic, and happy to pick up anything Bro could teach him.

[personal profile] smuppetwrangler 2013-04-22 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
That eagerness and enthusiasm that John carried into the kiss made Bro murmur under his breath though his nose, as he slid one hand up to run his fingertips into the back of John's hair, as he eased into a more comfortable kiss, coaxing John to follow his lead, giving non-verbal cues of encouragement when John did right.

His other hand moved around from the small of the younger man's back to his thigh, running down it and then tracing his fingers inward, stopping mere centimeters shy of the front of John's pants. He smiled faintly into the kiss, near-whispering in the same low, lustful tone that he'd used before, "What have you wanted to do?"

Because honestly, Bro was in the mood to get some fantasies fulfilled. His ideas could wait 'til a little later.