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[gutties]

I lost.

Comments

Eden Montgomery | original | ota

[itsbestthatway]

1) Please put me on a plane and hypnotize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.

2) You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"

3) Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.

4) What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?

5) Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.

6) Its not stalking. Its research.

7) [ text her instead -- misfires and assumed cr both welcome. bio + preferences. ]

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[aimlesswonder]

Pretty sure someone in my office has said the same thing.

[itsbestthatway]

Can I help it if they look similar sometimes?

[aimlesswonder]

You know now I have to ask what "research" it is you're up to.

[itsbestthatway]

Looking into the new hire. I know they did a check already but he gives me an odd vibe.

[aimlesswonder]

Odd how? If I can help at all, you just have to ask.

[She's not joking anymore since this is exactly what she does for the Navy. She knows how important it is not to have any surprises.]