Tinder

[enya]

the tinder meme Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother. Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it. What's the worst that could happen?

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Heimdall Odinson | God of War | OTA

[vardmadr]

Heimdall Odinson (immortal) Watchman of Asgard, God of forsight. I can read minds so if you want to lie to me you can save yourself some trouble and swipe yourself away. Cat owner.

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Wrench | WATCH_DOGS series | ota 18+

[wrenchinald]

WRENCH (41) Do you like robots, explosions, and long walks in the industrial park? Do you like things more than a little weird? Do you like Magic Goat Battle Princess? Who's best girl and why is it Princess Cowbell? Why am I asking you all these questions????????

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vash ( trigun stampede )

[tufan]

Vash (Older than he looks) Honestly, good luck dating this guy. He has an extremely possessive twin, a reckless streak a mile wide, and a chronic disregard for his health and safety. We had to try, though..

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[sanctis]

[Wolfwood glances at his phone, then to Vash, then back at his phone.]

Did someone really set this up for you or is this a royal we situation?

Jean Gunnhildr | Genshin Impact | ota

[taraxacum]

Jean Gunnhildr (22) Acting Grand Master; workaholic. Always on the grind! Help her relax!

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Lisa absolutely set this up for her.

[usedfly]

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Respect the hustle, but you know what they say about all work and no play, right?

miu | sputnik sweetheart | ota

[ferriswheeling]

MIU (39) I think one shouldn't have more than three demands to make of a romantic partner.

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[griffoncourier]

Zoey Dixon (26) I'm a traveler searching to learn more about this world! Also sex, I'm looking for that too. Must like animals.

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[malibu_farmboy]

I feel like I've found a kindred spirit. And a damn fine woman to boot.

So where's the best place you've traveled so far, and was it also where the sex was the best?

Bai Lin | OC | ota

[fistsofchange]

Bai Lin (24) Martial artist, Buddhist, and professional nosy troublemaker. I grew up without any dating life, so now I'm making up for lost time.

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lucy/sara | sleeping beauty (2011) | m/f

[cater]

sara (22) college student, part time worker. just looking for something to fill the monotony

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Kate Bishop | MCU/hawkeye

[straightish]

Kate Bishop (22) um, I'm totally not good at these things. I'm on break from college, I'm really good at archery, and I'm kind of just bumming around New York for the moment.

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Akane Kowata | Flying Witch | OTA

[jetsetwitch]

Akane Kowata (21) I'm the kind of girl who never knows what time zone she'll be in when she goes to bed. But if you swipe right, it might be yours~ And since I know you're going to ask: the name of the friend on my shoulder is Kenny

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[sweptoff]

Kenny, what more?

hawks || mha || ota

[usedfly]

Wing Hero: Hawks (23) Guess I'm Japan's No. 2 hero! Don't really like wasting time so let's just meet up somewhere and see if we click, yeah?

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penny parker | mcu 63 | ota

[webbs]

Penny (18) spectacular supernerd you can usually find hanging out around manhattan. love science, love star wars, love nintendo. pepper potts once said my hair was nice and tony stark said i was smart.

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barty rook | original | ota

[gadabouts]

Barty (36) College Professor. Ancient History, Archeology, and Mythology. 100% Curse-Free. I know it's a cliche thing to hear, but I really am a world traveler. Tell me what's on your travel bucket list.

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hades | greek myth | ota

[nekipas]

Hades (???) My niece put me up to this. My dog's more important than you are. I already know your music recommendation, and it sucks ass. Don't ask me for anything serious, I suck at it. Can and will drink you under the table. Get off my fucking case, Aphrodite.

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Dana Scully | The X-Files [revival era] | ota

[rockitlike]

Dana Scully (50s) I'm a doctor and a federal agent; I will block you if you ask for medical advice. I don't really know what people want to see here. It's been a while since I've been on the dating scene...

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[withmeinparadise]

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how federal are we talking

anastasia "ana" fabre | original | ota

[nefilim]

Ana (24) Not looking for anything serious, I'm terrible at committing due to Life Bullshit. You better know how to fight or let me dress you up. If you're the religious sort don't even come near me ❌

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[usedfly]

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"Life Bullshit", I'll have to use that next time I'm late for a meeting.

jill valentine | resident evil | m/f

[torsion]

Jill Valentine (35-47) I like to shoot the shit literally and figuratively. Looking for a guy that won't mind a busy work schedule that I can grab some burgers or hit the gym sometime with.

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[2x4]

[ Guess who just learned how to swipe? This dinosaur guy here. ]

Daiyan | Project Neural Cloud

[austeredesires]

DAIYAN (secret) CM-ENT 2.0A model Doll and classical guzheng player. Loving big sister type. Ask me about private concerts!

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[ironliberator]

What's this about private concerts?

sappho | fragments of sappho / original | f/f

[maytheyfollow]

SAPPHO (31) Poet, schoolmistress, mother. Lover of women. Come, let's pay tribute to Aphrodite together.

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