It ranks. It really ranks up there. Occasionally we'll get calls to save cats in trees- which I personally love to send Cap out on, fits him so well. And do base sweeps because some local convinced some agent that HYDRA is in the scary abandoned factory in the woods but. Just the large amount of people that think "blocking out the sun" is a solution to anything is...
See? I know what I'm doing. If we ever did housecalls I'd just send him. He wants to help and people seem to love being helped by him. Can't imagine why.
Generally I think protecting the earth is a very valid sentiment. On my good days. Today is not one of those days. I'd love to give a throwaway line about tinfoil hats but PR has advised me to keep my head down and not start more fires. Which is a challenge for me.
Hey women aren't the only ones who love Cap. And we sell our fair share of his posters to many of what I assume are teenagers' bedrooms.
Never put my foot in my mouth. Never say things just to antagonize them. Definitely never threaten terrorists on live TV. Not a single of those things, definitely. Perfect press record.
Uh huh. I'm not even going to waste the amount of time it would take to send you all the articles and press clips to prove that's a bullshit statement.
Do me one better, get me a face-to-face with Steve Rogers.
See, you've tipped your hand and now I'm definitely not going to do it, Stark. Let's be honest, I wasn't going to do it either way. I have a stack of cases on my desk needing my attention and I think your ego will live to fight another day.
That's all it takes? I can have Cap go to lunch with you tomorrow. He's unsurprisingly very earnest. Although if I start with "a friend of mine wants to meet you" it could go either way as to whether or not he thinks I'm setting him up on a date or making him sit down with someone he'll dislike. I guess you two can figure that out by yourselves.
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Mind-blowing, honestly.
(ooc: never apologize!)
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I've been in the NYPD long enough to not be surprised by a large amount of people who think that "blocking out the sun" will fix anything.
Just give them some tin foil and tell them to make a hat. It'll calm them down long enough to get away.
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Generally I think protecting the earth is a very valid sentiment. On my good days. Today is not one of those days. I'd love to give a throwaway line about tinfoil hats but PR has advised me to keep my head down and not start more fires. Which is a challenge for me.
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Yeah, I can't imagine why they'd want you to zip it. You've never once put your foot in your mouth, Mr. Stark.
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Never put my foot in my mouth. Never say things just to antagonize them. Definitely never threaten terrorists on live TV. Not a single of those things, definitely. Perfect press record.
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Uh huh. I'm not even going to waste the amount of time it would take to send you all the articles and press clips to prove that's a bullshit statement.
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I wouldn't watch or read any of them anyway. But I kinda want you to do it because that would be a huge waste of your time and therefore funny.
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See, you've tipped your hand and now I'm definitely not going to do it, Stark. Let's be honest, I wasn't going to do it either way. I have a stack of cases on my desk needing my attention and I think your ego will live to fight another day.
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