Oops you worked until 6am better keep working sounds like someone who has subsisted on caffeine for the past ten hours and plans on skipping breakfast for the sake of focus. And I am told you're not allowed to skip breakfast so I guess that'll be rule 2.
The missus also informs me that protein shakes do not count as a meal. I'm dubious of this claim myself but who am I to argue?
You know me so well. I can get by without protein shakes but not coffee. You guys all set up for me to brew at least ten cups a day? Emphasis on "at least". If I'm gonna be fixing up your house and your barn and doing farm chores that's all I ask.
Now it sounds like I'm going to put you to work and kick my feet up. We'll pick up more coffee. But you're not going to subsist only on coffee, we'll be making sure of it.
It's what I'm gonna tell everyone, anyway. You needed my unique services and then used me like a workhorse. But really I need to keep myself preoccupied. Like you said. Don't wanna let the mind wander and cause trouble.
Cool so we'll let you work the farm and we'll let you wash the dishes, do the laundry, go shopping, etc. Our very own cinderella. Good thing we have several ages and sizes of tots around but I think you could be good with the smallest one if you gave it a go.
I think I've caused enough disappointment to myself and others for a little while, don't you? What about your other ones. Do you send them to school? Homeschool? I can offer homework services in exchange for snacks.
I can promise there's very little that disappoints Nate except when he doesn't get snacks when he wants them or when we turn off Paw Patrol.
Homework services for snacks sounds like it should be agreeable with the olders. Expect Coop to pick your brain about machinery. Lila might grill you about celebrities you know.
Machinery I can do. But is Lila gonna do the thing kids do where I say a celeb and they have no idea who I'm talking about and then tell me someone I have no idea of and the entire process just makes me feel very old and out of touch?
You're asking me like I know what celebs you know vs who's hot right now. Trust me that I don't. She might ask more technical stuff about aerodynamics idk. I've been teaching her some archery. She hasn't taken physics yet.
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There's nothing wrong with the way I eat. So tell her she doesn't have to go out of her way.
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The missus also informs me that protein shakes do not count as a meal.
I'm dubious of this claim myself but who am I to argue?
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We'll pick up more coffee. But you're not going to subsist only on coffee, we'll be making sure of it.
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Good thing we have several ages and sizes of tots around but I think you could be good with the smallest one if you gave it a go.
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I think I've caused enough disappointment to myself and others for a little while, don't you? What about your other ones. Do you send them to school? Homeschool? I can offer homework services in exchange for snacks.
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Homework services for snacks sounds like it should be agreeable with the olders. Expect Coop to pick your brain about machinery. Lila might grill you about celebrities you know.
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Trust me that I don't.
She might ask more technical stuff about aerodynamics idk. I've been teaching her some archery. She hasn't taken physics yet.
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You know what never mind. I asked that and then remembered that all kids look ten to me regardless. I'm not good with ages.
Also while I'm packing a to-go bag is there anything else I should bring besides my hardworking self to come do all your farm chores?
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