Don't you want me, baby? Don't you want me oooooooh.

[reversesock]

are you attracted to them?

A simple question. It doesn't have to be a sexual attraction, necessarily. It doesn't even have to be romantic.

A simple question. You just have to answer it.

how do you do?
- comment.
- people answer the question in their comment to your comment.
- comment again.

Comments

[lotusandlies]

Ah ha! So vague and mysterious!

[kubricks]

Don't misunderstand. Public Safety is by name, public. What we do is rather well known. But Devil hunting can be mysterious to the general public.

[lotusandlies]

Devil hunting! How fascinating! You must be very strong.

[kubricks]

If that weren't the case, it'd be even more difficult a job.

[lotusandlies]

Not just difficult, you'd probably be dead! Devils, demons---not many are merciful.

[kubricks]

That's generally true. Some are more cooperative than others, but still difficult.

[lotusandlies]

What do you offer those who do cooperate? Other than not killing them outright, I mean!

[kubricks]

A job.

[lotusandlies]

Using them against their kind! How clever! My master would never allow such a thing.

[kubricks]

Is that so?

[lotusandlies]

If I made a deal like that, he'd have my blood explode from inside out!

[kubricks]

If you'd like to work for me, I'd be happy to speak with him on your behalf.

[She thinks it would go well!]

[lotusandlies]

Oh, you'd take a demon too? (he requires nightly walks and an endless supply of human fodder.)

[kubricks]

[Might have to settle for zombies.]

If they can follow orders.

don't do it makima he's too himbo

[lotusandlies]

(blech.)

Depends on the orders, doesn't it? But...it might be fun!

maybe public safety needs himbos

[kubricks]

It very well might be.

[Until it's not anyways.]

[lotusandlies]

So you want the devils dead? Alive? (does he get a snazzy suit?)

[kubricks]

Usually the former. But any order I give will make it clear what it is that you're supposed to do.

[Of course, those are practically mandatory.]

[lotusandlies]

Alright, I'll give it a shot! (why do the same ol' thing for the next century?)

[kubricks]

I'm so glad to hear that.

[It definitely won't be same old, same old. That's for sure.]