LESS THAN THREE

[mightysoxer]

The ❤E X P A N D E D❤ Heart Meter Meme



You know the drill:

❤ Comment with your character.
❤ Copy/paste the appropriate hearts to reply to other characters.
❤ Fill in alternate text as desired.
❤ HAVE FUN!

❤ "I love you." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#ff0000" title="I love you.">❤</font>	❤ "I could fall in love with you." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#c42456" title="I could fall in love with you.">❤</font>	❤ "I have a crush on you." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#ff006c" title="I have a crush on you.">❤</font>
❤ "I would have sex with you." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#ff96c0" title="I would have sex with you.">❤</font>	❤ "I would date you." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#dc70ff" title="I would date you.">❤</font>	❤ "I would kiss you." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#964c98" title="I would kiss you.">❤</font>
❤ "I would hug you or hold your hand." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#6c006b" title="I would hug you or hold your hand.">❤</font>	❤ "You’re my family." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#150a51" title="You’re my family.">❤</font>	❤ "I would fight by your side." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#0000ff" title="I would fight by your side.">❤</font>
❤ "I respect you." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#77bdff" title="I respect you.">❤</font>	❤ "I would rescue you." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#0086be" title="I would rescue you.">❤</font>	❤ "I would confide in you or ask for your help." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#00496c" title="I would confide in you or ask for your help.">❤</font>
❤ "I consider you a friend." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#009b8b" title="I consider you a friend.">❤</font>	❤ "I would hang out with you." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#004840" title="I would hang out with you.">❤</font>	❤ "I would like to get to know you better." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#196a24" title="I would like to get to know you better.">❤</font>
❤ "I am amused by you." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#7cbe31" title="I am amused by you.">❤</font>	❤ "I am confused by you." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#b8da8a" title="I am confused by you.">❤</font>	❤ "I am frightened or unsettled by you." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#ffd800" title="I am frightened or unsettled by you.">❤</font>
❤ "You annoy or frustrate me." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#f38118" title="You annoy or frustrate me.">❤</font>	❤ "I would tease you or make fun of you." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#ec4e1b" title="I would tease you or make fun of you.">❤</font>	❤ "I would use or manipulate you." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#8a1d00" title="I would use or manipulate you.">❤</font>
❤ "I would physically or emotionally hurt you." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#c0c0c0" title="I would physically or emotionally hurt you.">❤</font>	❤ "I hate you." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#767676" title="I hate you.">❤</font>	❤ "I would kill you." <font style="font-size:20px;" color="#000000" title="I would kill you.">❤</font>

Comments

[bestqualified]

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[white_widow]

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[bestqualified]

I'm not doing another round of those. It's too small and annoying and, yes, way too many things.
But I'll have you know that you duh-ing my sappiness wounds me.
And yes, I'm capping it at 1000. I'm keeping a log.

[white_widow]

You're the one who picked the way too many things.
I was duhing mirroring it but I can change that to just duhing your sappiness, sure.
How long is that log, so far?

[bestqualified]

Yes, and it was worth it the first time, because I love you. It's less worth it the second time.
What fun would telling you be? I like to keep you guessing.

[white_widow]

oh wait I forgot one in my answer
❤
Come on, I should at least know so I can make sure the thousandth time is a good one.

[bestqualified]

Ha ha, you're hilarious.
In the spirit of how soft I am, I'll admit the saving won't really stop after 1000. It just self-replenishes for another thousand.

[white_widow]

You don't have to tell me I'm hilarious twice so quickly, that is a bit overkill.
That definitely was not already obvious.

[bestqualified]

Замолчи.

[white_widow]

нет ❤
The thousandth should still be something cool, though.

[bestqualified]

Are we planning our near-death experiences now? Really?

[white_widow]

Come on, that is not new.

[bestqualified]

What do you want the thousandth to be, brat?

[white_widow]

I don't have that many specifics in mind.
But it should be somewhere warm.
Maybe a volcano involved somehow. Not an eruption, just a volcano nearby or something.

[bestqualified]

I'll put in your request for a mission near a dormant volcano, принцесса.

[white_widow]

We are not near a thousand already. There is no way.

[bestqualified]

You don't know my qualifications for near-death experiences.

[white_widow]

Are you going to tell me or is that top secret too?

[bestqualified]

Maybe, someday.

[white_widow]

❤