Date me, and I'll be your EXCLUSIVE pain in the neck.

[knitsock]

I'D DATE THAT.

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[bloodpetal]

You're such a weirdo.

[ But he's her weirdo.

Unfortunately. ]

[strongestcoward]

Yes!

[ He kisses at her hand more, and delicately takes her finger into his mouth, tongue lovingly stroking it. ]

But, that’s okay, right?

[ As always, he can talk with his mouth occupied. ]

[bloodpetal]

I can't change you. Or kill you. So I guess it is.

[strongestcoward]

Hehe... Do you really want to?

[ His teeth grip her finger, just a light pinch. ]

[bloodpetal]

You make it really tempting sometimes.

[ She wriggles her finger. ]

[strongestcoward]

[ He meets her wriggle with a tighter bite, tongue flicking the pad of her finger. ]

Mmm... How would you change me, if you could?

[bloodpetal]

Less insane, for one.

[strongestcoward]

You say that, but what does it even mean? Really?

[ He sucks the finger but pulls away with a quiet pop, starting to kiss at her knuckles. ]

[bloodpetal]

Don't ask me. I've never had good answers.

[ She's watching him kiss her hand, just a touch detached. ]

[strongestcoward]

Hehe... I think that just means you like me the way I am.

[ Asura transitions to full Gomez- slowly kissing his way up her arm, eyes still alight with affection. ]

[bloodpetal]

[ Why does she put up with this? Oh, yeah, dick too bomb. ]

I like you when you're not being irritating.

[ Another sharp shove in the face. ]

[strongestcoward]

Mmmph!

[ Since he’s manhandling the flesh hand, that means he gets a face full of metal.

The loud clank of him lovingly biting it shows he’s just as enamoured. ]

Well, I like you all the time.

[bloodpetal]

[ Good thing she can't feel that. ]

Yeah, I can tell.

[ She's trying to pry him off a bit. ]

Sometimes too much. Clingy bitch.

[strongestcoward]

[ Asura gives a pouty whine, holding on enough to end up just holding one hand. Trying to link their fingers. ]

Only because if I let go, you run away! If you’ve gave me something…

[ Like a compliment or a pat on the head or a non-fuck-me-now kiss. Something. ]

[bloodpetal]

What the fuck do you want?

[ She lets their fingers interlink with a resigned sigh. ]

[strongestcoward]

[ Asura takes that as a good sign. Slowly wearing someone's resistance down until they succumb to your wishes is totally romantic, right? ]

A date!

[ He gives her hand a loving squeeze, grinning at the mere prospect. ]

[bloodpetal]

[ Oh yeah, 100% romance. ]

...what the hell do you call us traveling together?

1/2

[strongestcoward]

[ He looks annoyed, his free hand on his hip. ]

That’s not a da-

2/2

[strongestcoward]

[ Hold on a second.

He develops a broad grin, hearts in his eyes. ]

So you’re saying, from your perspective, we’ve been dating all this time?

[bloodpetal]

[ Ah, fuck. ]

If you wanna say it that way, I'm not going to stop you.

[strongestcoward]

I didn’t say it that way, you did!

[ Look at his dopey, lovey dovey face, Zero. ]

Even you have to admit after hundreds of dates, you’re totally my girlfriend.

[bloodpetal]

I don't have to admit shit.

[ And she won't! ]

[strongestcoward]

Come on, you know it’s true. You can just whisper it to me, I won’t tell anyone else.

[ He’s getting kissy again, this time going for Zero’s jawline. ]

[bloodpetal]

Stop whining-

[ Grumble. She arches her head away with a long-suffering sigh. ]

[strongestcoward]

Nnno.

[ Turning her head just gives him access to those nicely sensitive spots on her neck! A sucking kiss with a hint of teeth should absolutely go there. ]

Zero is my girlfriend, she just has to say it.