jan texts

[cherrytrees]

texting meme You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.) instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

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Harley Quinn ♦️ DCEU

[livefastdieclown]

[pathofvigilante]

[ooc: Hey! Just wanted to check if you're cool with different versions of Joker before I throw this guy at ya ^^;; No worries if not!]

[livefastdieclown]

[Absolutely cool! ]

Wonderful!~

[pathofvigilante]

Oh please, I've only killed like three people. Hippos kill more people a year than I do. And while I'm on the topic, I don't think I get nearly enough effort for all the hard work I put into not murdering people. It's hard.

Or rather, it's too easy.

It's like no one GETS me. So now I'm kinda depressed, and ordering tacos. Just FYI.

❤

[livefastdieclown]

Gonna call bullshit on three people.

But you ain’t the killer a hippo is.

When you’ve got a hungry, hungry hippo coming to end you you don’t ask why. You don’t bargain with God. You don’t fight. You just bend over and kiss your ass goodbye.

Wait.

Did you get me tacos?

And queso!

[pathofvigilante]

I said NOT counting collateral, didn't I? If the GCPD building completely crumbles from A FEW LITTLE bombs well... that's just poor building management, isn't it?

Hippos are the true agents of chaos. They don't even eat you. They just kill you for fun. I mean I get it but JEEZ.

So much queso. And barbacoa. And Carna Asada. Count them, one, two, THREE. Different types of salsa.

[livefastdieclown]

Between you and me, that building had it coming.

Did you use the bombs with the little happy faces on them? Those are my favorites.

Kaboom with a smile!

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You didn’t forget sour cream did you?

[pathofvigilante]

RIGHT they're such TERRIBLE cops! That building was old anyway, maybe now city hall will build them a new one and, I don't know, a bomb shelter! They've got no excuse not to, now! So if you think about it I was really doing them a favor.

Oh, actually I didn't! Those sounds more like my smoke bombs. The KABOOM bombs are made from doll's heads with face paint on them. A friend of mine made them for me! They had way more BOOM then I asked for, but damn were they ever stylish! Funny how some things are the same and some things are different, huh?

Harley, I would never in my life forget the sour cream. Come on. I know you better than that. I also got a side order of braised beef for Bruce =D

[livefastdieclown]

D’ya think they’ll name it after you?

Mr. J’s Bomb Shelter Clown Emporium

Holy. Shit.

Did you just say bombs made out of doll heads?

Are you playing with me right now?

Are you fucking playing with me right now?

The only thing that upsets me about this is that I didn’t make them.

BRUCEY DID YOU HEAR THAT?

[ Why she feels the needs to type and send what she’s saying out loud to Bruce in anyone’s guess. ]

[pathofvigilante]

They really should!! Mr. J... I really like the sound of that 😈

I KNOW! They're seriously so COOL! I was off the walls when Lauren made them for me =D The attention to detail (considering they were just gunna blow up) made me all warm and fuzzy inside. They're ALMOST as awesome as my Jokerangs >:D

I can get her to make you some! When she's off probation. I'm sure she's be happy to help me out. Lauren and The Guys always got my back.

YES TELL HIM HIS STEP DADDY IS BRINGING HIM NUMNUMS