the floor is LAVA ] [ aka just share the bed with me meme

[thongs]

Just share the bed with me.
For whatever reason, the floor is unacceptable as a place to sleep. It's messy, the dog is there, THE FLOOR IS LAVA, or maybe there's flooding. Who cares why it's not acceptable, it just isn't. Normally, that's not an issue, but tonight you have a friend over. Maybe it's the safest place, maybe it's hurricane season and your house is the only one out of the path of the storm. Stop trying to figure out the details, just get over it and share the bed with that person! Sexy times are not required. Intimacy is not required. Just share the damn bed already.


 Do you need options? Here! Have some options!

1. It's late. You're tired. Too tired to drive and THE FLOOR IS LAVA.
2. It's late. You're drunk. Too drunk. Honestly, how did you drink that much and not die? Should we take you to the hospital? Here, just stay in this bed with me. No, you can't sleep on the floor. THE FLOOR IS LAVA.
3. It's early. You thought you'd just come by and visit but you can barely function. The bed seems inviting. Guess what, you're invited into the bed! Yes. The bed. Not the floor. THE FLOOR IS LAVA.
4. DO YOU LIKE TO SPOON? SPOONING IS OKAY. And yes, the floor is lava.
5. Figure out a reason why you need to share the bed.
6. The Crack Fun Insane Option - Actually Play the Floor is Lava Game!! Move about the room without touching the floor... because the floor is lava.

Do you really need options? I feel like everyone gets the idea of this meme.

Questions, concerns - PM this account.

Comments

[lowkeyangel]

[Have a raised, but not surprised, eyebrow.]

Nothing at all?

[toomuchheart]

[cue awkward face.]

Most of our family wouldn't like it.

[lowkeyangel]

And that never happens with anything you do.

[Have the world's biggest "come on now" look.]

...although if it's a Winchester, I might be on their side for a hot minute.

[toomuchheart]

No.

[There is a long pause ....











... the longest of long pauses.]

She is a demon.

[lowkeyangel]

[How you can look at something like that and not feel a shiver of revulsion is just - beyond him. Gabriel frowns, and the "come on now" increases. This isn't the talk he thought he'd be having.]

A demon, bro? Really? Couldn't you just get it out of your system with a reality star?

[toomuchheart]

[A reality star didn't take care of him on his trip to Crazy Town SEE, THIS IS WHY HE DID'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.


:|

Anyway.]

She's different.

[lowkeyangel]

[This is starting to sound uncomfortably like an intervention. Gabriel really isn't okay with that kind of thing. Where'd the whole "just talking on a bed of lava go"? Oh, right. Cas' choice in romantic partners.]

She's gotta at least have more patience than most demons I'm familiar with. What's her name, this diamond in the rough of yours?

[toomuchheart]

[Appropriate term would probably be "unicorn," but moving on.]

Meg.

[lowkeyangel]

And uh.

[Why is he pursuing this topic again? Oh, right. To torment Cas. Except it's also tormenting him. Hm. Problem.]

Do I need to do the big brother speech about her never breaking your heart?

[toomuchheart]

No. I do not think that will be a concern.

[lowkeyangel]

You're right. I'm pretty sure heart-breaking is inevitable. We are talking about a demon, here.

[toomuchheart]

Crowley is holding her captive in Hell. It is likely I'll never see her again.

[Not the kind of heartbreaking Gabriel was referring to, honey.]

[lowkeyangel]

[...little brother. What is it with you and Hell?]

You sure how how to pick 'em. [Not that Gabriel can talk.] Let me guess. She supported Lucifer.

[toomuchheart]

She did.

[unfortunately.]

[lowkeyangel]

Yeah, guess that makes her pretty unpopular in current management.

She know you like her, this demon lady of yours?

[toomuchheart]

I believe so.

[lowkeyangel]

[Gabriel just shakes his head, and pats his little brother on the back.]

I never thought you'd be the wild card.

[Then again, he hadn't been around for all of that... re-programming...]

[toomuchheart]

[There's a small look at that. He wasn't trying to be.]

[lowkeyangel]

Hey, chin up, bro. I meant it as a compliment. One wild card to another, huh?

[toomuchheart]

[ ... oh. okay then.]

I suppose.