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MOST ATTRACTIVE FEATURE

✱ Comment with your character. Feel free to include a link to a picture of them at their best/most flattering/cutest/beautiful/handsome/most appealing/etc.
✱ Other characters are forced to ~~gently compelled~~ to admit the one part of yours they find the most attractive. Hair? Eyes? Muscles? That height? That mole? That ass...umption that they're a great person?
✱ Your character now has to flip all the scripts and fess up to others.
✱ Rinse. Repeat. Regret.
✱ Of course, if they're boring, some people might be drawn to a personality trait over a physical one.
✱ But that cute smile, tho. Lemme swoon.

Comments

[bossyboiler]

Please don't. I would have to make fun of you if you did.

[ Mercifully, she has never seen him in the white suit Jessica had made for him. ]

[prodigalmess]

You would make fun of me if I ever wore tan?

[ It was the worst suit. ]

[bossyboiler]

If you dressed like an eighties powerbroker than yes, yes I would.

[ Malcolm should really thank the stars that Kate has never seen the white suit his mother had gotten for him. She would have asked for a mint julep. ]

[prodigalmess]

Fortunately, tan washes me out. It's not a good color on me.

[bossyboiler]

Then no American Psycho jokes about you arguing over business cards.

[prodigalmess]

Fortunately not.

[bossyboiler]

Good. We're at an understanding.

[prodigalmess]

Good.

I'd like to think that I dress well.

[bossyboiler]

You do!

[prodigalmess]

Thanks. I've been told that I have good taste.

[bossyboiler]

Again. You do. Do you pick out all of your suits?

[prodigalmess]

Almost all of them, yes. My mother has picked out a few of them.

[bossyboiler]

You're a brave man. I might ask my mother's advice on clothing but I don't know that I'd let her pick out my wardrobe.

[prodigalmess]

Oh, she takes it upon herself. If it's ugly, I don't wear it. Some of the stuff she's picked out is fine though.

[bossyboiler]

What's the ugliest thing she's ever picked out?

[prodigalmess]

A white suit with a small black pinstripe. I looked ridiculous in it.

[bossyboiler]

Oh my God. Did you have a mint julep with it?

[prodigalmess]

No. I tried to get out of it as soon as possible. She thought it was 'resort wear'.

[bossyboiler]

Well. She's wrong, I'm sorry to say. It sounds like you'd have fit in at the horse races though.