Double D'd up, on a Thursday afternoon. Hella stacked.

[cuntryroads]

RATE THAT CHEST MEME

You know the "rate that ass" meme? Well, here's a meme that allows you to rate the opposite! This includes a man's chest, a woman's chest, even a treasure chest if you're really into that sort of thing. Just show it off and give a rating from 0 (the absolute worst!!) to 10 (HELL YEAH) and go from there. Simple as that! And make sure to have fun!

Comments

[rainbow_angel]

Oh, so you are an adventurer! I thought so, but I didn't want to assume!

[Crim did think she seemed the type. They looked away bashfully.]

I, um, really like cool women. So I guess that's why I bring it up.

[They ease into a smile.]

Most of my friends are adventurers, though I'm not one myself. I don't really know how to fight. In fact, it was two of those adventurer friends of mine that saved me from getting attacked by a monster.

[shivmeabreak]

That's okay, you guessed right!

[She nods, returning Crim's smile.]

There's nothing wrong with being unable or not knowing how to fight. Everybody has their strengths and I'm sure you have plenty of your own. It's fine to leave tasks you can't handle to those that are able, so long as we all help each other out.

[rainbow_angel]

Thank you, Rose. You're a very kind person.

[It did genuinely make Crim feel better to hear that. While they didn't dwell on it often, they did sometimes feel like they weren't as useful as their other friends since they couldn't fight.]

Even working at a tavern like I do has its uses.

[And it isn't like he'd insult his co-worker, who also wasn't an adventurer. Though, in Crim's opinion, she practically had the strength to be one.]

[shivmeabreak]

You're welcome! Though I am just being honest. Like you say, those who work at taverns and inns are a boon to travelers, merchants, and everyone else on the road. It's important work in it's own way, and I for one am grateful for everything those in your profession do.

The number of times I've come into town, ready to just drop over the years has been innumerable, and it was only the promise of a comfortable bed and a hot meal that kept me going.

[It really is a basic need that so many rely on yet undervalue. That's why she's sure to tip generously, and why she's here drumming up funds.]

[rainbow_angel]

[Crim nodded, listening happily to everything she had to say.]

When you put it like that, I'm really proud of my work!

[They hummed thoughtfully.]

Oh, thinking about it. Maybe I should tell you something about how taverns in my world make money for both themselves and adventurers? I don't think the practice exists everywhere, but it might be useful for a merchant and adventurer like yourself.

[shivmeabreak]

As you should be!

[She nods, offering a snappy salute.]

Sure thing, lay it on me! I'm always open to learning more about different practices from around the world in case they might prove useful to my own business ventures. And it is good to know the customs of other places when you travel.

[rainbow_angel]

Okay! So one way information travels is through the tavern noticeboards. People can freely post things on there. It could be job offers, tips or even reviews of local establishments. If the item on the notice board is popular, other taverns will want a copy.

So they'll pay the tavern for a copy. The tavern takes a cut, and gives the rest to the people who made whatever the notice was.

[shivmeabreak]

[If Rose were a cat, her ears would've pricked up at the mention of a noticeboard. As is, her eyes go wide as she plucks a notebook and pencil from one of the pouches at her waist and begins writing.]

That's a brilliant idea! It benefits everyone involved to have a central place to go for information they may be looking for. I could use that for my own shops, too! Plenty of customers come in looking for rare items, so if we had a board that could connect them directly with those who have such items but might not be thinking of immediately selling them then it'd be a win-win situation all around.