Double D'd up, on a Thursday afternoon. Hella stacked.

[cuntryroads]

RATE THAT CHEST MEME

You know the "rate that ass" meme? Well, here's a meme that allows you to rate the opposite! This includes a man's chest, a woman's chest, even a treasure chest if you're really into that sort of thing. Just show it off and give a rating from 0 (the absolute worst!!) to 10 (HELL YEAH) and go from there. Simple as that! And make sure to have fun!

Comments

[erbe]

I mean... you probably could measure with water balloons.

[head_bancho]

I got my preference. See, 'cause I'm a magus apprentice now, that means I get to choose my experiments.

[He was an insult to the very nature of the scientific method.]

[erbe]

—Excuse me? That's not how any of that works.

[head_bancho]

[He went out and bout a pair of lens-less glasses to put on for that exact moment.]

It's a little more complex than you think it is, Rin.

[erbe]

[What the actual fuck. Is he serious? Look at him! What an embarrassment. He's not making fun of her, is he? No, she's not let him see her in her reading glasses.]

Is it? Then explain.

[head_bancho]

[Without any change in his expression, he pushed up his glasses and]

I don't know why but I screwed up royally, didn't I?

[erbe]

Why'd you stop?

[Uh-oh. It's the smile she wears when she's covering something up.]

Go on, elaborate. I need to hear it.

[head_bancho]

A-Anyway, I actually have a plan. I was trying to work it up to some heavy petting cause I thought I'd look nice with glasses.

...Cause I can't afford a suit like those guys but I wanted to look smart.

[erbe]

You'd look smarter with a shirt on. Maybe a sweater vest? Though the "buff teacher" image might be too close to a porno look.

[head_bancho]

That's kind of the look I was gonna go for.

[Except] I just don't have a sweater vest.

[erbe]

["Too much like a porno" + "that's what I was going for" goddamn.]

I could probably find you something.

[It might be her dad's and he might be wearing it like it's painted on him but... that's the intent of the look anyway, so.]

[head_bancho]

[Oh, that was a bulls-eye. He poked a hole through the empty rim of the glasses.]

Sounds like you like the idea too.

[erbe]

It — it would just be an interesting contrast.

[Not like she wants an authority figure to praise or validate her!!! No, she doesn't need nor want that!]

[head_bancho]

Trust me, I'll remember for later.

[He was getting better at his acting. Just a little.]

Seriously though, I think the glasses are kind of vital for it. You think so too?

[erbe]

You could have probably went with a plastic lens set that had no magnification rather than just no lenses at all.

[She'd take it more seriously.]

[head_bancho]

There... There were lenses.

[He just broke them.]

[erbe]

Then why did you pop them out? Did they have a magnification that was giving you a headache?

[head_bancho]

They're cheap, so they just sorta fell out.

[erbe]

That seems implausible. Did you knock them against something?

[head_bancho]

I just picked them up and they popped out. Maybe squeezed a little bit just to open the end pieces...

[erbe]

You boke them just by squeezing accidentally?

[head_bancho]

It's just cause they were cheap.

[erbe]

If the lenses weren't cracked or shattered I could probably pop them in for you.

[She hasn't let him in on the fact she wears cheaters for long reading sessions, so... She'll know her way around cheap glasses.]

[head_bancho]

There's just a little of the film missing from the edges.

[They were non-magnifying transitionals because he was going for a very specific look.]

So, you really want the look to be complete?

[erbe]

Remind me to never offer you anything ever again.

[She agrees to help, and this is what she gets!?]