Double D'd up, on a Thursday afternoon. Hella stacked.

[cuntryroads]

RATE THAT CHEST MEME

You know the "rate that ass" meme? Well, here's a meme that allows you to rate the opposite! This includes a man's chest, a woman's chest, even a treasure chest if you're really into that sort of thing. Just show it off and give a rating from 0 (the absolute worst!!) to 10 (HELL YEAH) and go from there. Simple as that! And make sure to have fun!

Comments

[flamescion]

Damn, really? Well what about... emotional attraction? Or maybe just appreciation of form rather than actual attraction?

[shoukinokami]

...there is some of that, I suppose. I just haven't really concerned myself with it. Not until recently. I'm not really human, so sexuality is... well. I deal with it on my own terms.

[ He sighs and gives her a look. ]

You are pleasing to look at.

[flamescion]

Hey, me neither! Well, technically. I'm a clone!

[shoukinokami]

...a clone?

[ He stares at her for a moment and then he laughs. ]

...how strange. I'm... a puppet. Although I suppose you could call me a clone as well.

[flamescion]

A puppet?

[Well the only puppets she ever met... tried to assimilate and kill her.]

That's pretty cool. How do you hide the ball-joints?

[shoukinokami]

[ The real answer is no one knows. ]

Very carefully. [ Said very dryly. ]

[flamescion]

A magic puppet, then! No strings, either?

[shoukinokami]

Not any longer.

[ In many senses. ]

My creator decided I was defective and cut me loose at the very beginning. So I've been on my own ever since.

[flamescion]

You know freedom is pretty good! And sometimes creators are worth less than their creations. That's how mine is.

[The fucking bastard.]

We should share a meal sometime!

[shoukinokami]

If you'd like.

[ He seems indifferent to the idea. ]

I won't complain about it.

[flamescion]

...I only know how to make pizza toast, so if you don't like that we'll have to visit a restaurant.

[shoukinokami]

...what on earth is "pizza toast"?

[flamescion]

—Forget the restaurant! I'm making you pizza toast!!!

[shoukinokami]

...as long as you don't give me food poisoning.

[flamescion]

I've only ever had problems with people refusing to eat after it doesn't look good. My pizza toast is always fine!

[shoukinokami]

I'll have to wait and see before I pass judgement.

[flamescion]

You're not allergic to anything, are you?

[shoukinokami]

Not that I know of.

[flamescion]

[—Wait, was that insensitive? He's a puppet, they probably can't get allergic reactions.

Oh well!]

Good. Then things should be fine. Look forward to it!

[shoukinokami]

[ Maybe a bit. ]

I guess I don't have a choice, do I?

[flamescion]

That's right. Enjoy yourself OR ELSE.

[shoukinokami]

Oh, now I'm being threatened.

[flamescion]

Well, yeah. If that's the only way you'll respond.

[shoukinokami]

I'll put up with it.