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the FIRST LINE OF DIALOGUE meme

• generate some dialogue.
• stick it in your top level.
• respond to others.
• have fun! or don't. i'm not the boss.

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[telekinesis_kills]

"The Wingster -- sampler platter for all our tasty chicken wing flavors," Danny declares, in his best approximation of a commercial announcer's voice.

The mention of Dick's old Nightwing costume makes Danny snort. "Is it warded against escaping containment, too?"

[robintohood]

"Luckily, no," Jason replies, still grinning. "To this day he still thinks it was a perfectly good design."

Meanwhile, Jason's glad he moved on to a more practical outfit.

[telekinesis_kills]

"Are you going to go back to school someday?" Danny asks. "You could attend under a false name if you wanted to. You're smart, and unlike me you actually liked school."

[robintohood]

"Hmm..." Jason asks, furrowing his brow as he ponders. "Maybe. It'd be nice on just a personal level to know I finished school. But you know how our line of work is. Sometimes that just takes up our whole lives."

[telekinesis_kills]

"Yeah, there's this thing? Called work-life balance. And my therapist is pretty adamant about how important it is." Danny briefly sticks his tongue out at Jason.

"You should do it. God knows, you've given enough to the vigilante life, and for long enough. When you're old and creaky and can't do your ridiculous flips anymore, it'll be nice to have an education to fall back on, yeah?"

Danny is conveniently ignoring the probability that neither of them will make it long enough to be old. If it's all fantasizing, Jason, then keep pretending for a while.

[robintohood]

Jason's also well aware of that probability but still, it's nice to occasionally fantasize. Plus, it rare for him and Danny to have these kinds of conversations.

"I could always get robotic prosthetics if my real limbs ever give out," He jokes. "But I guess a more traditional backup plan wouldn't hurt. What about you? I feel like you would making a killing off of private security."

[telekinesis_kills]

"If I make it to retirement, I'm gonna go live up in the mountains in a tiny little town and do absolutely nothing." Danny grins. "I'll complete my transformation into a cryptid and just be the mysterious Old Man Chase who sometimes comes down from the forest to buy supplies from the general store."

[robintohood]

"And the local kids make crazy stories about you being an axe murderer," Jason smirks back. "Meanwhile, you secretly use your powers to make it look like your yard is haunted if any of them get close to your property."

[telekinesis_kills]

"Exactly!" Danny laughs. "There need to be more harmless dumb kid theories in the world anyway."

[robintohood]

"You should see all the Batman theories," Jason snorts. "He and the Robins get called all kinds of weird shit to explain why and how we work the way we do."