hello hello.

[shitglasses]

the FIRST LINE OF DIALOGUE meme

• generate some dialogue.
• stick it in your top level.
• respond to others.
• have fun! or don't. i'm not the boss.

Comments

[recreator]

[What's this, a pep talk? Emet-Selch sighs and waves a lazy hand between them.]

Oh, but I beg to differ. Give it a few millennia and see if you don't become stubbornly set in your ways - and exhausted to boot.

[warmwelcomes]

[IT SURE IS BUCKLE UP]

Oh, you're that old! Are you a fae? I wouldn't have guessed just by looking.

[recreator]

[Mayhap he should have mentioned that he is also too old for pep talks...]

If I were one of them, I daresay you'd be hanging upside down by your sandals, disoriented and utterly lost within an aetherial fog. They always were fond of their games - the faefolk.

Yet that doesn't explain what you are up to, interrupting my sound rest with your pleasantries and unflagging positivity.

[warmwelcomes]

Ha ha ha! You say the funniest things, even if I only understood some of that. I've never heard of a game like that, but maybe I'll have to ask Lilia next time I see him.

Hm? Were you sleeping? Maybe talking in your sleep...?

[recreator]

[At least he's honest. Saves Emet-Selch some trouble. No more humor, he supposes. Especially if he's the only one like to get any amusement out of it.]

'Funny'? And here I was being painfully serious about the entire thing.

As to your question - if you must know, I'm seeking an easy retirement. So yes, I was indeed attempting to sleep. Preferably for a very, very long time.

And then you came along. I suppose it was my own fault for thinking out loud - it seems to invite audience commentary.

[warmwelcomes]

Oh, is that what it was? Sleeping for a very long time, sort of like bears going into hibernation?

[That sounds more like a beastman than a fae... Of course, this guy doesn't have any animal features as far as Kalim can tell. But that's just why Kalim finds him so funny; somehow nothing he says lines up with Kalim's understanding of the world.]

But you know, I sometimes think out loud, too! And if it's overheard by someone, I generally find that they end up giving me some great advice. So if there's anything worrying you, you can lean on me! I'll do what I can to help!