gen texting into the new year

[shortpumpkin]

texting meme

You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.)

instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Comments

its definitely 6

[pissant]

i can explain...

[New year same Scott...]

[hottestofmesses]

Great. Start at the very beginning.

[pissant]

well as you know i was born in florida...

[Does that explain some of it? Maybe.

He knows you don't mean that, but also he knows he's probably gonna die today so...]

well i've been having issues with the regulator again
and you said you weren't using that lab anymore...

you know the smart thing to do would be to have more than one shut off valve
that's like really poor planning
is all i'm saying

[hottestofmesses]

What was I thinking. You know, I'll have you on the planning team for the next one. After you're done cleaning up this one. While I shop to replace everything you destroyed.

[pissant]

well you really should,
i mean really...
but that's on me that's my bad

would it make you feel better if i said i'd try and replace it?

[He can't actually replace it, but he can offer these sweet, sweet, empty promises all day.]

[hottestofmesses]

Really? That's great. I'll send you the bill.

[pissant]

it could have been worse?

well i guess i'm not used to taking home the big bucks anyway
so what else is new...

[hottestofmesses]

It's pretty bad. Next time I'm going to assign you a babysitter.

[pissant]

a babysitter?

good luck finding someone to babysit me

i'm obnoxious...

[hottestofmesses]

I actually have the perfect idea. I think I'm going to assign DUM-E to you. And the both of you will somehow cancel each other out and create a positive.

[pissant]

do you really want me messing around with DUM-E? i mean... you are pretty attached and i have a track record.

[hottestofmesses]

You're not gonna touch him. He's gonna follow you around with a fire extinguisher.

[pissant]

who says i can't touch him,
if he's my only baby sitter...

[hottestofmesses]

With your track record for destruction, you are not to touch him. He is there to watch you. And douse you if need be.

[pissant]

pot. kettle.

and things tend to get taken apart when left with me
especially if he douses me
with god knows what.

[hottestofmesses]

I told you it's a fire extinguisher. He really likes carting one around and pointing it menacingly.

[pissant]

i don't really need 'extinguished by tony and tonys gear' multiple times on my resume

the once was enough.

[hottestofmesses]

And yet I feel like you haven't learned anything.

[pissant]

typical me, what can i say??

i am sorry about the lab tho. Seriously…