If Bucky knew about this weird counting-and-not-counting system of Steve's, he'd argue he was wrong and all of those counted.

"Yeah?" his eyebrows shoot up and he smirks up at him, a laugh that cuts short into a hum of approval at the nip at his lip. "Nm-Mm," he shakes his head, kissing Steve once- twice- and one more that lingers just a little longer before he mumbles, "you couldn't be a monster if you tried," he laughs softly, but it's a gentle tease, nothing meant seriously- even if he did technically mean it, still, too.