The 7 Minutes In Hell's Kitchen Meme.

[waiterwaitereverywhere]

SEVEN MINUTES IN HELL'S KITCHEN



If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen -- unfortunately, the doors are locked, the cookfires are roaring, and you've only got your wits, your partner, a bunch of ingredients that may or may not force you to start from scratch and a note to rely on. Luckily, you've got more than 7 minutes to make this recipe... if only you had a recipe.

(INSTRUCTIONS)

1. Post with character, of course.
2. Any replying characters are now trapped with your character in a magical kitchen that won't release them until they make a specific dish. It's up to you if they have the recipe or just flail around uselessly.
3. Roll for the dish specified.
4. Profit!


(DISHES)

APPETIZERS.

1. Bacon-Wrapped Pineapple Shrimp
2. Warm Brie-Filled Croissants
3. Apple and Walnut Salad with Blue Cheese
4. Deviled Eggs
5. Mozzarella Sticks
6. Gyoza
7. Crab Cakes
8. Split Pea Soup
9. Dinosaur-Shaped Nuggets
10. Hushpuppy

ENTREES.

11. Ham, Apple and Cheese Quesadilla
12. Chicken Fettucine with Pesto Sauce
13. Cheeseburgers and French Fries
14. Paella
15. Shoyu Ramen
16. Pizza with at Least 5 Toppings
17. Roasted Meat with Appropriate Sauce (Chicken, Turkey, Lamb, Pork, or Beef)
18. Grilled Swordfish with Lemon, Mint and Basil
19. Curry with Rice
20. Old-Fashioned Meatloaf

DESSERTS.

21. Strawberry-Rhubarb Tart
22. Red Velvet Cupcakes
23. Carrot Cake
24. 7-Layer Bars
25. Cookie Pizza
26. Fried Ice Cream
27. Cannoli
28. Molten Chocolate Cake
29. Pecan Pie
30. Mascarpone Cheesecake with Almond Crust

OTHER.

31. Choose Your Own Recipe!

Comments

Aran Lawson (Drakerider)

[dragonedintoit]

Sui (Café 0 ~The Drowned Mermaid~)

[waiterwaitereverywhere]

peter parker / ultimate marvel comics (1610)

[katipo]

[but all peter knows how to make is pb&j. 8(]

24 and oh hai

[aintnoconvict]

[ and all Glitch knows how to make is a mess, but now they've got to figure out a) what "7 Layer Bars" are and b) how to make them. God help us. ]

Right! We need, um...ingredients. And the thing with the stuff written on it.

Dr. Whale/Victor Frankenstein || Once Upon A Time || OTA

[hellofadoctor]

[tibetanpeople]

Ah, yes. A cherry pie would be perfect. And a cup of coffee. At least the kitchen has good taste.

Osaka | Azumanga Daioh

[fuhgottaboutit]

[Flailing around uselessly is no longer restricted to those without recipes :') ]

[sawesome]

[He's even got a fake mustache, fake accent and fake chef's hat, for that genuine fake authenticity!]

We're-a gonna make the best Pizza this side of town!

Nue Houjuu ➳ Touhou Project

[undefines]

[you want her to do what with the meat

dammit she'll just eat it raw]

3. Apple and Walnut Salad with Blue Cheese

[waiterwaitereverywhere]

[Great news! There's not even any meat in this dish; Sui holds up the note between forefinger and thumb with a curious expression, waves it around a little.]

Whatever the reason, this seems to be the key to our escape. What do you think of salads, milady?

11

[jesuisdescole]

Unhand that ham.

[So Descole says, sweeping nearer.]

We won't be able to complete our dish if you consume all of it.

[This is serious business, and Descole doesn't like failure.]

Jean Descole | Professor Layton

[jesuisdescole]

Maria Hill / MCU

[shewhotimetravels]

[ she knows bachelor cooking. don't ask her to boil eggs. ]

Jade Harley | Homestuck

[gardengognostic]

ah! what do i do, what do i do? what the hell is a stove and oven? does it work like a cookalizer, isnt this fridge just a giant refrigerator?

25

[uzumerorin]

[ Uh-oh, you're in bad luck, Uzume knows nothing of this. He doesn't understand half the words you're saying. Stove? Cookalizer? Refrigerator?

Heck, he doesn't even know what's going on, which is probably why he's not stressed at all. ]

Frudge?

The Doctor | Doctor Who | OTA

[space_gandalf]

[ The Doctor had found the time to figure out what makes fish fingers such a delightful meal. And, He will not be forgetting his special sauce, aka custard. ]

ALL THE RECIPES!

[moriarty_was_real]

Do you suppose we'll get unlimited ingredients?

[Jim Moriarty decided to begin with the basics. He picked up a huge box of toothpicks and a large bowl of freshly cooked shrimp to create a model of the Eiffel Tower.]

Oh I DO hope so! Unless YOU somehow know what you're doing in here this will be an exercise in chimpanzees banging out Shakespeare on a typewriter.

Peeta Mellark | The Hunger Games

[dandelioninspring]

dexter grif | red vs. blue | ota

[butjesus]

((bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon))

[codewordirtbag]

WHAT IN SAM HELL IS GOING ON HERE I - ...Grif! I knew in the deepest, darkest trenches of my gut that this was your fault!

13 with bacon! (He personally would choose "cannoli" but only because it's fun to say)

[inhisownworld]

[The last person who should be allowed in a kitchen is Caboose--so naturally, that's exactly where he is. He's not really even that hungry. He just saw someone go into the kitchen and hey, that looked like a good place to go, too! (Little details about how this is totally not his base's kitchen doesn't bother him any.)]

Hi Grif! [Surprise!]

Is something burning? Because...that happens sometimes. Mostly to me. The fires really, really like me. So maybe...they like you too!

some sort of dessert idk yet also please don't kill me

[pvtmuffinman]

[This is Donut, flipping through a cookbook specifically for baked goods. And apparently something catches his eye, because he points to it as he looks up at Grif, and you can practically hear the huge, childish, excited grin in his voice.]

Oh hey, Grif! This one looks good! And hey, it says we get to make stiff white peaks to make it... I bet we can do that, easy!

Doc Holiday | Generator Rex | OTA

[doc_holi]

24

[futilecycle]

[The old man reads the note to his partner tentatively, as though there's still a chance they'll be able to escape from their ordeal without needing to cook whatsoever.]

Seven-layer bars...

[A beat.]

Seven layers of what?

Kuja | Final Fantasy IX

[theatricalthrenody]