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[OOC: Assumed CR and misfires are fine!]
A. I got lost in a forest last night. This morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
B. He called me from Germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...I'm doubting his sobriety.
C. See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
D. Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
E. Text Guin.
A. I got lost in a forest last night. This morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
B. He called me from Germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...I'm doubting his sobriety.
C. See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
D. Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
E. Text Guin.
1: Wakey wakey hands off snakey
2: Just read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, you're welcome.
3: Technology is wonderful I love the future.
4: I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. We'll just let them assume public nudity or something
5: NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
6: Text him? Misfires etc welcomed.
2: Just read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, you're welcome.
3: Technology is wonderful I love the future.
4: I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. We'll just let them assume public nudity or something
5: NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
6: Text him? Misfires etc welcomed.
1. I actually think that a mistletoe kiss sounds kind of fun.
2. I wouldn't say I'm overly stressed out? This feels like the appropriate amount of stress for this situation.
3. I don't have any option but to scale walls and leave and enter through windows right now...
4. I know it's dorky, but I was wondering if you were into hero themed light exhibits?
5. So I need a partner for a snowball war. Yes, war, not battle.
6. I'm freezing. Help me warm up? I will accept both hot drinks and physical activity.
WILD. Text him! Misfires to or from are okay.
2. I wouldn't say I'm overly stressed out? This feels like the appropriate amount of stress for this situation.
3. I don't have any option but to scale walls and leave and enter through windows right now...
4. I know it's dorky, but I was wondering if you were into hero themed light exhibits?
5. So I need a partner for a snowball war. Yes, war, not battle.
6. I'm freezing. Help me warm up? I will accept both hot drinks and physical activity.
WILD. Text him! Misfires to or from are okay.
you asked the right gal! i'm a two for one deal!
i'm bringing my dog
i'm bringing my dog
1. She asked me if I would still love her if she was a worm and then started crying and I didn't really know what the hell that was about so I left.
2. I thought we would kiss under the mistletoe in front of everyone and then bring it to a level of inappropriateness where we politely get asked to leave so that we can leave early. That's my game plan. What's yours?
3. A kid asked me if aliens celebrate Christmas and I was immediately escorted from the conversation. No one trusts me anymore, huh?
4. Really not into the current hashtag trending on Twitter. #SweetheartStark? First of all, I don't know what I did and second of all I don't care. I have to do something to rectify this immediately.
5. You ever feel like you're missing a couple of numbers in an equation? That's how I feel about this. Can you at least try to explain to me what I did wrong this time?
6. Reporter asked me if I like hearing "All I want for xmas is is you" and I must have said something unforgivable because all of a sudden Mariah's people are calling me for a sitdown.
7. Got asked when we're getting married. That's new.
8. [Text him! Misfires, cross-canon, assumed CR all great! Prefs are in journal.]
2. I thought we would kiss under the mistletoe in front of everyone and then bring it to a level of inappropriateness where we politely get asked to leave so that we can leave early. That's my game plan. What's yours?
3. A kid asked me if aliens celebrate Christmas and I was immediately escorted from the conversation. No one trusts me anymore, huh?
4. Really not into the current hashtag trending on Twitter. #SweetheartStark? First of all, I don't know what I did and second of all I don't care. I have to do something to rectify this immediately.
5. You ever feel like you're missing a couple of numbers in an equation? That's how I feel about this. Can you at least try to explain to me what I did wrong this time?
6. Reporter asked me if I like hearing "All I want for xmas is is you" and I must have said something unforgivable because all of a sudden Mariah's people are calling me for a sitdown.
7. Got asked when we're getting married. That's new.
8. [Text him! Misfires, cross-canon, assumed CR all great! Prefs are in journal.]
Maybe they just didn't want you to ruin his imagination with your cynical realism, Tony.
[ bio + potential tw. open to assumed cr and misfires. ]
1. Once he started yelling at me in Latin, I wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore.
2. I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, I'm getting an orgasm tonight.
3. I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body.
4. Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here.
5. [ Text Janet. ]
1. Once he started yelling at me in Latin, I wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore.
2. I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, I'm getting an orgasm tonight.
3. I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body.
4. Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here.
5. [ Text Janet. ]
1. I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
2. If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
3. i miss you. just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
4. we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
5. YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?
6. text him
2. If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
3. i miss you. just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
4. we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
5. YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?
6. text him
1. i'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality, but i remember you being pretty noisy that night.
2. i have "you made mistakes last night" written all over me.
3. my booty call made my bed while i was in the shower. i may have to marry him.
4. i'm a gymnast. you should know better than to let me get drunk near anything i can flip on.
5. [ text him! ]
Edited 2022-12-23 05:16 (UTC)
no I was pretty noisy. I was yelling I'M THE FLAAAAAASH at the whole bar. drunk me has a hard time keeping this in.
Edited 2022-12-23 05:19 (UTC)
[ ooc: journal for a glimpse into prefs/info! i'm a little rusty so canonmates preferred for now. ♥ ]
a. It is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body!
b. I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore... or now would be good.
c. I guess I kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped me and I passed out...
d. text him!
a. It is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body!
b. I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore... or now would be good.
c. I guess I kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped me and I passed out...
d. text him!
Edited 2022-12-23 05:55 (UTC)
1. i just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?" shit like this is why i'm an asshole to everyone.
2. i should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store.
3. fuck no, I don't have an invitation but when has that ever stopped us?
4. i woke up to a text that said "you're a fucking asshole". what happened?
5. Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
6. oh i'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing street fighter naked again
2. i should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store.
3. fuck no, I don't have an invitation but when has that ever stopped us?
4. i woke up to a text that said "you're a fucking asshole". what happened?
5. Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
6. oh i'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing street fighter naked again
Well great, if someone already got you that gift, I'm fresh out of ideas.
[[OOC: If I'm over-stepping, feel free to play it off as entirely a joke. Otherwise, this is legitimate flirting from Danny.]]
[[OOC: If I'm over-stepping, feel free to play it off as entirely a joke. Otherwise, this is legitimate flirting from Danny.]]
001} Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if you're not ready to end your night.
002} I'm seriously about to get fairly impolite with this guy.
003} Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
004} We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
etc} wild. byot, misfires welcomed.
002} I'm seriously about to get fairly impolite with this guy.
003} Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
004} We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
etc} wild. byot, misfires welcomed.
Edited 2022-12-23 05:27 (UTC)
one. hammered. by myself. accident.
two. he broke into my dorm room and left me a waffle maker...
three. i don't go on dates.
four. i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions.
five. i'm currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me.
wild. byot, misfires, etc.
two. he broke into my dorm room and left me a waffle maker...
three. i don't go on dates.
four. i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions.
five. i'm currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me.
wild. byot, misfires, etc.
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2022-12-23 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
01. The priests I walked by asked me what I do for joy. I told them that I love sinning, especially murder.
02. Are you doing that thing again where you're convinced I made a terrible decision?
03. My dear, you're appealing to emotions that I simply do not have.
04. I've become the most popular person in the room for the moment.
wildcard. Text her!
02. Are you doing that thing again where you're convinced I made a terrible decision?
03. My dear, you're appealing to emotions that I simply do not have.
04. I've become the most popular person in the room for the moment.
wildcard. Text her!
1. we spent the entire day trying to plot a trajectory for delivering presents to every city and village overnight
2. do you think i could convince him to wear a cute holiday outfit by pointing out how we would match?
3. i'm giving out lottery gel samples for the holidays, come on over!
4. [wildcard! misfires, etc welcome!]
2. do you think i could convince him to wear a cute holiday outfit by pointing out how we would match?
3. i'm giving out lottery gel samples for the holidays, come on over!
4. [wildcard! misfires, etc welcome!]
01. Can't. I'm doing shots with my mother.
02. Why would I talk about my feelings when I can stab myself in the kidney and have the same result?
03. If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
04. Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
05. those were a lot of words. try again but simpler.
06. [BYOT.]
02. Why would I talk about my feelings when I can stab myself in the kidney and have the same result?
03. If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
04. Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
05. those were a lot of words. try again but simpler.
06. [BYOT.]
timelines are nebulous, i do what i wanna on tfln 😂
notworthallthis
- 2022-12-23 23:14 (UTC) - Expand1. Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
2. That reminds me...we need to get swords
3. I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
4. He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
2. That reminds me...we need to get swords
3. I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
4. He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Sorry. I'll tell Bloomberg to cool it on the power tools.
1. why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing?
2. I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
3. I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
4. I went to the bathroom to freshen up and came back to her playing "Your Body is a Wonderland" on my bed. Naked.
5. That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
6. I fell asleep on the train and I don't recognize this station. Help!!!
7. Text her!
2. I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
3. I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
4. I went to the bathroom to freshen up and came back to her playing "Your Body is a Wonderland" on my bed. Naked.
5. That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
6. I fell asleep on the train and I don't recognize this station. Help!!!
7. Text her!
1. what are you doing? did I punch you in the face last night?
2. did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture?
3. being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
4. shattered his nose in eight pieces. I don’t feel guilty about it at all.
5. (text her! misfires & assumed cr are both a-ok!)
2. did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture?
3. being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
4. shattered his nose in eight pieces. I don’t feel guilty about it at all.
5. (text her! misfires & assumed cr are both a-ok!)
1. oh please, i'd have more followers than jesus. and that'd be without showing off and walking on water.
2. i have liquor in my system now, so i can blame the alcohol for my actions.
3. i have a dream. i have a dream where a man will be judged not by the color of his skin, but by the quality of his drugs. i have a dream.
4. wooo, i didn't die this week. i deserve a drink.
5. [ wildcard ]
2. i have liquor in my system now, so i can blame the alcohol for my actions.
3. i have a dream. i have a dream where a man will be judged not by the color of his skin, but by the quality of his drugs. i have a dream.
4. wooo, i didn't die this week. i deserve a drink.
5. [ wildcard ]
1. Are you okay?? You called me at 2am last night, frantically asked "did you forget about the pancakes?" and "what about the pancakes?" about nine times, then hung up. And then didn't answer when I tried calling you back. What the hell?!
2. Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful.
3. I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head.
4. I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
5. choose your own adventure
1. But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously knowing I never wanna date you.
2. Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
3. The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
4. Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
5. text her
2. Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
3. The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
4. Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
5. text her
Edited 2022-12-23 05:51 (UTC)
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
1. it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the turtle body
2. his facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted him and apparently he found a slice of pizza in the shower.
3. fire trucks are here again. it wasn't me this time.
4. woke up this morning in the hall outside of my dad's room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
5. well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
6. we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream I ever had
2. his facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted him and apparently he found a slice of pizza in the shower.
3. fire trucks are here again. it wasn't me this time.
4. woke up this morning in the hall outside of my dad's room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
5. well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
6. we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream I ever had
1. I'm interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
2. Matching Christmas pajamas? y/n??
3. Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
4. I brought you a donut! And hot cocoa!
5. text her!
2. Matching Christmas pajamas? y/n??
3. Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
4. I brought you a donut! And hot cocoa!
5. text her!
I should probably tell you your message has reached the wrong person.
But boy do I know that feeling, so I hope you've had a very exciting nap, random stranger. Or unexciting nap? Whichever sounds better.
But boy do I know that feeling, so I hope you've had a very exciting nap, random stranger. Or unexciting nap? Whichever sounds better.
1. im not sure. i kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove i can kick higher than anyone
2. just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. its going to be a good day
3. "romantic friends" sounds more classy than friends with benefits
4. or text him!
2. just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. its going to be a good day
3. "romantic friends" sounds more classy than friends with benefits
4. or text him!
one. it's (almost) my birthday. i should be drinking mimosas in a top hat. not working.
two. i feel like every time i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
three. I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
four. you had me at "tequila shots" several texts ago.
etc. or text him.
two. i feel like every time i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
three. I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
four. you had me at "tequila shots" several texts ago.
etc. or text him.
Edited 2022-12-23 05:56 (UTC)
Is that how people celebrate birthdays these days?
Focus on your work. It's not even your birthday yet.
Focus on your work. It's not even your birthday yet.
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