The Phone Sex Meme

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THE PHONE SEX MEME

"I just called to say I love you. Now, tell me what you're wearing."

You're in the mood and that special someone is a city/state/country away and you still feel like scratching that itch. Why not call them and see if they're up to a little dirty talk via the telephone.

Rules

Post with the standard Character/Fandom/Preferences.

Use RNG to choose, or just pick a favorite.

The person tagging in is the one calling up a certain someone and picking from the scenarios below.

Enjoy and remember to tag around.

Prompts:
1) "It's been so long." - You haven't heard from your special someone in too long, and you're missing them like crazy. Since you can't have them in person, why not try to rile them up long distance?

2) "I know you're at work, but..." - You're feeling a little extra naughty today. Why not call up your honey and see if you can relieve the boredom of another day at the office by sneaking in a quick little fap-worthy phone call.

3) "For a wrong number, you sure sound sexy." - You were in the mood and your eager fingers might have slipped on a digit or two. But hey, the other person sounds hot. Want to see where it goes?

4) "I don't care if your mom's in the next room. Take off your pants." - One of you had family obligations that took you away for a while, but you still have needs. Think you can manage to satisfy yourself and your partner while making sure your family members don't hear you? Or pick up the other line?

5) "Is this 1-800-KWIK-FUK?" - You're desperate enough to resort to calling a sex line. Question is, who's your call getting directed to?

6) "Anything goes." - Wildcard option. Want to play something that isn't here? Or maybe a mix of the above? Go for it.

Comments

Kurt Hummel | Glee | m/m

[tightgoldpants]

xaldin | kingdom hearts

[xaldin]

2

[payback]

[It starts as a text. We'll see if it stays that way.]

Hey. What are you doing?

2 minutes later —

[xaldin]

Working. Obviously.

Clint Barton / Hawkeye | MCU | M/F | OTA

[cawcawbirdbrain]

Tim Drake/Robin || DCU || OTA

[birdversus]

lydia martin ♗ TEEN WOLF

[chromatist]

[burnthemall]

[RING RING. RING RING.]

[chromatist]

[She's in Los Angeles for work, which means his late night means she's just checking in to her hotel.]

Hey, honey. You close up for the night?

Bro Strider ⚡ Homestuck ⚡ OTA

[smuppetwrangler]

Dean Winchester | Supernatural | open

[onasteelhorse]

text

[malkavian_mistress]

Hey Kitten.
Busy?
I'm thinking about you
;)

[onasteelhorse]

Oh yeah?

What are you thinking?

hirato ★ karneval ★ m/*

[tophat]

3 ouo

[arainai]

[ lol what are phones is this magic or sth just wondering but heeeeey voice.

have a rolling, purring stud voice in reply. like antonio banderas. or the nasonex bee. ]

Interesting. Is it a spirit with which I speak? Or... perhaps a demon?

oh zevchan u/////u

[tophat]

[ well, oops!! looks like he called the wrong number on his super cool sci-fi phone thing... but hey there interesting voice that's saying interesting things. normal things and normal people alike tend to get a bit boring, after all.

but yeah have a deep ~smooth~ voice, amigo. ]

I could be either or, yes? Would you prefer one over the other?

dan conner (roseanne) ota

[flannelshirt]

Castiel | Supernatural (2014 End!verse)

[prescriptions]

Phoenix Wright | Ace Attorney | OTA

[thewrightidea]

3 I'm not sorry

[yeahso]

Ted? Is that you? I can hardly hear you, speak up!

YEAH SO!!!!

[thewrightidea]

Er... No m'am, I think you have the wrong number. This is Phoenix Wright.

Bucky Barnes | Marvel

[winterhowl]

3

[decemberincident]

[This obviously isn't the person he intended to call, but he's rolling with this. Shame? Modesty? Nothing something he particularly has right now.]

So I've got to know; are you as hot as you sound?

[You know, instead of saying hi or mentioning his name or anything.]

2014 Castiel ○ SPN ○ OTA

[reprobative]

6!!!

[arighteousman]

[Ring ring, ring ring. And by the time Cas picks up, Dean has already started to lose his temper.]

Cas-- where have you been?

[You got some 'splainin' to do.]