socktacular (
socktacular) wrote in
bakerstreet2013-04-10 12:19 am
The Phone Sex Meme
THE PHONE SEX MEME


You're in the mood and that special someone is a city/state/country away and you still feel like scratching that itch. Why not call them and see if they're up to a little dirty talk via the telephone.
Rules
Prompts:
1) "It's been so long." - You haven't heard from your special someone in too long, and you're missing them like crazy. Since you can't have them in person, why not try to rile them up long distance?
2) "I know you're at work, but..." - You're feeling a little extra naughty today. Why not call up your honey and see if you can relieve the boredom of another day at the office by sneaking in a quick little fap-worthy phone call.
3) "For a wrong number, you sure sound sexy." - You were in the mood and your eager fingers might have slipped on a digit or two. But hey, the other person sounds hot. Want to see where it goes?
4) "I don't care if your mom's in the next room. Take off your pants." - One of you had family obligations that took you away for a while, but you still have needs. Think you can manage to satisfy yourself and your partner while making sure your family members don't hear you? Or pick up the other line?
5) "Is this 1-800-KWIK-FUK?" - You're desperate enough to resort to calling a sex line. Question is, who's your call getting directed to?
6) "Anything goes." - Wildcard option. Want to play something that isn't here? Or maybe a mix of the above? Go for it.

Kurt Hummel | Glee | m/m
xaldin | kingdom hearts
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Hey. What are you doing?
2 minutes later —
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Clint Barton / Hawkeye | MCU | M/F | OTA
Tim Drake/Robin || DCU || OTA
lydia martin ♗ TEEN WOLF
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Hey, honey. You close up for the night?
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Bro Strider ⚡ Homestuck ⚡ OTA
Dean Winchester | Supernatural | open
text
Busy?
I'm thinking about you
;)
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What are you thinking?
hirato ★ karneval ★ m/*
3 ouo
have a rolling, purring stud voice in reply. like antonio banderas. or the nasonex bee. ]
Interesting. Is it a spirit with which I speak? Or... perhaps a demon?
oh zevchan u/////u
but yeah have a deep ~smooth~ voice, amigo. ]
I could be either or, yes? Would you prefer one over the other?
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dan conner (roseanne) ota
Castiel | Supernatural (2014 End!verse)
Phoenix Wright | Ace Attorney | OTA
3 I'm not sorry
YEAH SO!!!!
I'm a very busy woman!
What's your point Ed
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Bucky Barnes | Marvel
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So I've got to know; are you as hot as you sound?
[You know, instead of saying hi or mentioning his name or anything.]
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2014 Castiel ○ SPN ○ OTA
6!!!
Cas-- where have you been?
[You got some 'splainin' to do.]
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