You're now in Infomercial world meme!

[occults]

Did you ever just wish that you could live in a world of infomercials?

WELL NOW YOU CAN! THE INFOPORTAL 9000 IS EASY TO INSTALL. SIMPLY PUT IT ON ANY DOOR AND BE INSTANTLY TRANSPORTED TO A WORLD OF INFOMERCIALS! CALL NOW AND IT CAN BE YOURS FOR JUST FIVE EASY PAYMENTS OF 99,999.99$

Falling tupperware, lack of logic, no sense of physics, and two-minute batteries sold separately.


1. Comment with your character name/fandom in the subject line
2. Comment around, you're now in the world of infomercials. Comment with any sort of ludicrous invention you can think of. Pretend that your characters can't do simple tasks worth a damn.
3. Leave all sense of logic and real world physics at the door.
4. ???????
5. Don't profit because everything you know and love breaks to pieces.