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ROAD TRIP MEME

How To:
1. Post with your character and preferences.
2. Others tag you, and will you look at that, you're now on a road trip together! For some reason.
3. Optionally, roll from 1-15 to get your scenario.
4. ???
5. JACKPOT.

1: LOST You should have made a left toin at Albuquerque, or maybe you've been holding the map upside down this whole time! Whatever it is, you're hopelessly LOST. Will you make it back on the path to your destination, or will you find a new adventure? ~~Try not to open any hatches.~~

2: Tourist Trap Okay, you're all for seeing the sights, but World's Biggest Doorstopper? World's Smallest Chicken? World's Noisiest Whistle? Do we really have to stop here, too?

3: Car Trouble Maybe you got a flat tire. Maybe your engine's stalled. Or maybe you just overestimated how far you could get on a half tank of gas. Either way, you're broke down on the side of the road and the nearest station is miles away; better get behind it and push!

4: Bad Weather Driving in the rain? No problem. Driving in torrential downpours or a blinding blizzard? Big problem! Better find a way to get out of the storm fast!

5: When Ya Gotta Go... Didn't I tell you to go before we left? Well, even if you did, maybe you shouldn't have had that 44 ounce Super Big Gulp, because there's not another rest stop for miles. Maybe you can find an empty bottle in the back...

6: Road Delays Stuck in traffic? Stuck at road construction? Stuck in a funeral procession? Bridge out? Whatever it is, it's blocking your way. Do you wait patiently, or maybe find your own way around it.

7: Smokey and the Bandit Oh no, those blue lights behind you can't be good. Maybe you should just pull over and accept your speeding ticket like a decent citizen. Or, maybe you should floor it. High speed chase anyone?

8: Night Driving You decided to drive through the night, and now it's one AM and you're all out of coffee. Wake up a friend and make them help you stay awake; falling asleep at the wheel is dangerous!

9: Ghost Town Boy, this town sure is quiet. And... kind of creepy. Oh God, did something in those corn rows just move? I hear banjo music; CAN'T YOU DRIVE ANY FASTER?!

10: Roadkill Good going, you hit an animal. I sure hope you feel good about yourself. Now you've killed the poor- oh, it's still moving? What do we do now!?
10a: The I Know What You Did Last Summer Edition That animal you hit was a little more human than you care for... oh dear...

11: ROAD RAGE That jerk cut me off! How dare he!? I'll make him pay! Or maybe you cut off a less-than-friendly driver of your own, and now he's after you...

12: Carjacked Awww, that was a good lunch. ...Wait, I know this is where we parked... Dude, where's the car!?!?

13: Hitchhiking Who said you needed a car for a road trip? Stick that thumb out and catch a ride where you're going. Maybe you and a buddy are chillin' with the pigs in a trailer, or maybe that nice looking hitchhiker you picked up down the road is not as nice as you thought...

14: Fantasy Car Roads? Where you're going, you don't need roads. If you're in Doc's DeLorean, anyway. Or maybe the car is really Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Or a spy car. Or the Batmobile. Or a Transformer! Whatever it is, this car is NOT normal.

15: Are We There Yet? Roller's choice! Pick your favorite option, or two, or three, or just roll with whatever feels right!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[Boy, he needs you to be there on time or the sniper is going to get antsy. How else is he going to have a chance at your inheritance? B|]

Eating meals out of a baby bottle worked for you before. You're not doing it now, are you?

[Though his stepson sure is. At fucking age ten. Damn it, Lysa.]

I'm twenty-three, of course I'm not doing it. And I don't see what it has to do with driving.

[Granted, last time he went through the I-40, there wasn't a construction underway.]

If you had just let me drive, we'd have been there in half the time.

[he has teleporting powers, remember? from harenhaal to highgarden in no time. thanks season 2.]

Yeah, well, tough luck. I'm the driver and the owner.

[Technically it's his dad's, but Robb uses it so much it might as well be his anyway.]

A fat lot of good that's doing us. Might as well have had Grey Wind drive.

[He is tempted, so very tempted, to turn the volume up just to drown out his uncle's voice. Instead he says:]

I'm starting to think I should've just gone with Jon instead.

Like your mother would have allowed it.

[reluctantly:] Point. Still, he's a lot better about this than you are.

One of the few things he's better about. Are you demanding applause on his behalf?

No, I'm demanding that you shut up and let me drive.

[RUDE!!!]

Is that what your father taught you? To forego niceties with your elders?

My father taught me to be polite to my elders, of course, but we're late and unlike him, I don't have an endless reserve of patience.

[As evidenced by this entire trip.]

He's not as patient as you might think.

[Ned has a pretty good chokehold.]

Maybe he isn't, but my point still stands.

As does mine. Surely you can stay civil.

I'll make you a deal: I'll shut up if you will.

Fine then. I certainly have the fortitude for it.

[Sure you do, he doesn't say, instead turning up the volume in response. It's a new song this time, and years of listening to Sansa's music preferences enable him to recognize Selena Gomez's "Who Says".]

[Yeah, no. Just going to switch that to a football game. He doesn't even like football. This is just spite.]

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SHUT UP YOU LOVE ME

well yeah AND I HATE YOU TOO and did we just turn asoiaf into a comedy

that's just how we roll

yeah we real cool

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